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Old 02-08-2006, 02:46 PM   #1
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Who says cons can't be genius?

I know of an old man who lives alone out in the country. He wanted to plant a tomato garden, but it was difficult work, and his only son, Vincent, who used to help him - was serving time for murder in a federal penitentiary. The old man described the predicament in a letter to his son.

"Dear Vincent:

I'm feeling bad. It looks like I won't be able to put in my tomatoes this year. I'm just too old to be digging up a garden. I wish you were here to help dig it up for me."

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

"Dear Dad:

Sorry I'm not able to be there to help, but whatever you do - DON'T dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love, Vincent

At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances."

Love, Vinnie
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:59 PM   #2
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:01 PM   #3
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dont believe it ,but funny nevertheless!!
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:02 PM   #4
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haha awesome...i have heard several versions
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:02 PM   #5
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good one.
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:32 PM   #6
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the feds were owned big time
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:35 PM   #7
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lmao

Now that's some funny shit
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:39 PM   #8
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the feds were owned big time
Do you beleive everything you read ?

Probably... but you prolly don't remember anything anwyays.
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:48 PM   #9
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ha, that would be awesome
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:51 PM   #10
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Old 02-08-2006, 03:51 PM   #11
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that was awesome
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Old 02-08-2006, 04:09 PM   #12
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it was just fine..
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Old 02-08-2006, 05:52 PM   #13
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Old 02-08-2006, 06:17 PM   #14
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I bet that once something ike this did happen.
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Old 02-08-2006, 06:18 PM   #15
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lol....very cute
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Old 02-08-2006, 08:02 PM   #17
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Genius! Very wise kid.
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