IwantU.com is hiring again! How does Costa Rica sound? - GoFuckYourself.com

Varius · 02-08-2006, 09:42 AM

IwantU.com is seeking TWO new Senior Programmers to join our team in Costa Rica.

Requirements:

- Solid PHP and MySQL experience
- Knowledge of Smarty and AdoDB a plus, but not required.
- Able to meet deadlines, learn quickly, adapt to different situations and work well under pressure
- Willing to re-locate to Costa Rica

Benefits:

- All Re-location expenses covered
- Housing and internet expenses for duration of contract
- Room for growth/expansion

All interested parties should APPLY NOW, as we will be holding the final interviews during the Costa Rica Bash

Please send your resume to [email protected] or hit me up by ICQ at 520468.

Let's get crackin!

Damian_Maxcash · 02-08-2006, 09:46 AM

I dont suppose you need a tea boy do you?

sherie · 02-08-2006, 09:47 AM

Great opportunity! Good luck!

Gottis · 02-08-2006, 09:49 AM

Varius - can you advice me on luxury rentals in Costa Rica? Where do I look?

Kevsh · 02-08-2006, 10:29 AM

Sounds like a great job, now let me see:

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Originally Posted by Varius

Requirements:
- Solid PHP and MySQL experience

I have none

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

- Knowledge of Smarty and AdoDB a plus, but not required.

Never heard of 'em

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Originally Posted by Varius

- Able to meet deadlines, learn quickly, adapt to different situations and work well under pressure

No, no, no, maybe

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Originally Posted by Varius

- Willing to re-locate to Costa Rica

Sure, why not

Okay, seriously, good luck with filling these posts. Great program and good people!

JFK · 02-08-2006, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by damian2001

I dont suppose you need a tea boy do you?

NO , but I think he is looking for a Fluffer

Varius · 02-08-2006, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gottis

Varius - can you advice me on luxury rentals in Costa Rica? Where do I look?

All depends what area you want, beach/city/pacific/atlantic etc....

Varius · 02-08-2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

NO , but I think he is looking for a Fluffer

Who isn't?

Gottis · 02-08-2006, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius

All depends what area you want, beach/city/pacific/atlantic etc....

Beach will do

Looking to rent for at least one month.

Varius · 02-10-2006, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Gottis

Beach will do

Looking to rent for at least one month.

Pacific or Atlantic though? It's a huge difference, in lifestyle as much as price

Let's go, no one wants this job?

PimpDaddyPants · 02-10-2006, 06:34 PM

I'll apply

have sam hit me up... i guess i can do both there hehe

Spider Ninja · 02-10-2006, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius

Willing to re-locate to Costa Rica

w00t

teksonline · 02-10-2006, 07:11 PM

Can I text message in my code?

Pornwolf · 02-10-2006, 07:18 PM

I dated a young hot Costa Rican once... I can say that Costa Rica was well represented. ;)

CyberAgeGary · 02-10-2006, 09:20 PM

I would love to come down for an interview, let me see, I have feb 23rd open up until about the 26th. what do you think, you want to fly me down there during that time, and possible put me up in a hotel also?

Gary
icq 275532012

gecko · 02-11-2006, 12:47 AM

Hope you find the right person.

flashfire · 02-11-2006, 03:51 AM

good luck finding someone...if it wasnt for family

aico · 02-11-2006, 03:54 AM

How long do I have to learn PHP?

Varius · 02-20-2006, 01:02 PM

Last chance guys! Anyone (qualified) who wants an interview here in Costa Rica, let us know now

DamageX · 02-20-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius

Last chance guys! Anyone (qualified) who wants an interview here in Costa Rica, let us know now

Bump for talented programmers.

CyberHustler · 02-20-2006, 01:32 PM

oh shit the sun its out in carthage ny

The Duck · 02-20-2006, 01:32 PM

I would apply if I had any talent

Web Lass · 02-20-2006, 01:35 PM

Wow. This sure makes me wish I knew the first thing about PHP and MySQL.

Good luck!

...I'm here when you need a coffee girl.

CyberHustler · 02-20-2006, 01:35 PM

yo i dont know shit about php or mysql But i could learn homey. Holla at ya boy.. my wife would love costa rica.

fuzebox · 02-20-2006, 01:40 PM

I have solid PHP and MySQL experience... I don't know if you can afford my relocation costs however.

Juicy D. Links · 02-20-2006, 02:11 PM

Keith i dont know any programming but I am very good looking and make a really good pot of coffee

Nad · 02-20-2006, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I have solid PHP and MySQL experience... I don't know if you can afford my relocation costs however.

I believe they will pay for that... you have nothing to lose here...

Varius · 02-20-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

I have solid PHP and MySQL experience... I don't know if you can afford my relocation costs however.

Will sending over 10 ticos to carry your stuff work ??

If you would be interested that would be great, but I suspected you prob make more in your current business than what we'd offer ?? If not let me know.

fuzebox · 02-20-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nad

I believe they will pay for that... you have nothing to lose here...

'Twas a joke, see location.

Varius · 02-20-2006, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

yo i dont know shit about php or mysql But i could learn homey. Holla at ya boy.. my wife would love costa rica.

Sorry, but at moment we're looking for experienced people....to lead our tico army of coders

Varius · 02-20-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Keith i dont know any programming but I am very good looking and make a really good pot of coffee

I don't drink coffee

However I'm sure we could find some alternative uses for you

Vitasoy · 02-20-2006, 03:38 PM

A great opportunity for the right person

animefanatik · 02-20-2006, 04:03 PM

Hey and why not try to hire a Costa Rican ??
However costarican programers are cheaper than extrangers ??

minusonebit · 02-20-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Vitasoy

A great opportunity for the right person

No shit, I wish I had some skillz. :-(

mortenb · 02-20-2006, 04:07 PM

I'm kinda in the same shoes as fuzebox.. plus you didn't exactly seem interested the last time I talked to you.. :-)

Varius · 03-01-2006, 02:10 PM

Now that a bunch of you have seen Costa Rica in person, here's a bump

As for why we don't hire Costa Rican programmers, we do. We currently have more than a few Tico coders in our office, however we are looking for someone with a lot more experience than they seem to have.

iwantu · 03-01-2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mortenb

I'm kinda in the same shoes as fuzebox.. plus you didn't exactly seem interested the last time I talked to you.. :-)

contact me by icq!

MarkMan · 03-09-2006, 11:56 AM

ICQ sent

Rufchild · 03-09-2006, 12:00 PM

Those considering this opportunity that have never been to Costa Rica. Do it!

I've been to around 50 countries on 4 continents and I would say that Costa Rica is definitely in my top 3.

Got back from the Costa Rica Bash recently and it was great!

Jeremy

02-08-2006, 09:42 AM	#1
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	IwantU.com is hiring again! How does Costa Rica sound? IwantU.com is seeking TWO new Senior Programmers to join our team in Costa Rica. Requirements: - Solid PHP and MySQL experience - Knowledge of Smarty and AdoDB a plus, but not required. - Able to meet deadlines, learn quickly, adapt to different situations and work well under pressure - Willing to re-locate to Costa Rica Benefits: - All Re-location expenses covered - Housing and internet expenses for duration of contract - Room for growth/expansion All interested parties should APPLY NOW, as we will be holding the final interviews during the Costa Rica Bash Please send your resume to [email protected] or hit me up by ICQ at 520468. Let's get crackin! __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

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CyberAgeGary Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,869	I would love to come down for an interview, let me see, I have feb 23rd open up until about the 26th. what do you think, you want to fly me down there during that time, and possible put me up in a hotel also? Gary icq 275532012 __________________ 13 solid years strong. http://www.CyberAge.com-http://www.CyberSexNetwork.com http://www.UGAS.com-http://www.NastyCash.com. Tri-Tech Internet Services. We are here for you! Email For Info

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Gottis Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: VIP NO ID Posts: 1,746	Varius - can you advice me on luxury rentals in Costa Rica? Where do I look?

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PimpDaddyPants Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: USA Posts: 1,581	I'll apply have sam hit me up... i guess i can do both there hehe

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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	good luck finding someone...if it wasnt for family

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Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	Last chance guys! Anyone (qualified) who wants an interview here in Costa Rica, let us know now __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

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CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 26,556	oh shit the sun its out in carthage ny

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Web Lass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 609	Wow. This sure makes me wish I knew the first thing about PHP and MySQL. Good luck! ...I'm here when you need a coffee girl. __________________ [email protected] \| ICQ: 315176814\| AIM: The Web Lass Need some grunt work done? I'm your lass! http://www.PetiteTeenager.com

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fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,140	I have solid PHP and MySQL experience... I don't know if you can afford my relocation costs however.

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Keith i dont know any programming but I am very good looking and make a really good pot of coffee

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mortenb Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Denmark ICQ: 7880009 Posts: 2,203	I'm kinda in the same shoes as fuzebox.. plus you didn't exactly seem interested the last time I talked to you.. :-)

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Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	Now that a bunch of you have seen Costa Rica in person, here's a bump As for why we don't hire Costa Rican programmers, we do. We currently have more than a few Tico coders in our office, however we are looking for someone with a lot more experience than they seem to have. __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

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MarkMan Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Money Land Posts: 1,370	ICQ sent

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Rufchild Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Barcelona, Spain Posts: 101	Those considering this opportunity that have never been to Costa Rica. Do it! I've been to around 50 countries on 4 continents and I would say that Costa Rica is definitely in my top 3. Got back from the Costa Rica Bash recently and it was great! Jeremy