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Old 02-06-2006, 09:47 PM   #1
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Sweet Story...........italian Cookies

SWEET STORY...........ITALIAN COOKIES

For all the Italians out there, or those who are lucky enough to be married to an Italian, or even to be friends of Italians. .

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle cookies wafting up the stairs.

Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing
him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie
at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his
wife.....

"Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."
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Old 02-06-2006, 10:35 PM   #2
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Ok, I didn't see that coming!
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Old 02-06-2006, 10:36 PM   #3
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oh my...that's funny!
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Old 02-06-2006, 11:17 PM   #4
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ouch....
didn't see that coming
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Old 02-07-2006, 02:42 AM   #5
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Haha!
Nice one... That was very tricky.
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:24 AM   #6
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Old 02-07-2006, 05:31 AM   #7
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Old 02-07-2006, 08:41 PM   #8
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i feel sorry for the man..
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:37 AM   #9
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good luck!!!
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:46 AM   #10
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:50 AM   #11
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Italiani brava gente...LOL
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