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SilentKnight · 02-08-2006, 02:46 PM

I know of an old man who lives alone out in the country. He wanted to plant a tomato garden, but it was difficult work, and his only son, Vincent, who used to help him - was serving time for murder in a federal penitentiary. The old man described the predicament in a letter to his son.

"Dear Vincent:

I'm feeling bad. It looks like I won't be able to put in my tomatoes this year. I'm just too old to be digging up a garden. I wish you were here to help dig it up for me."

Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

"Dear Dad:

Sorry I'm not able to be there to help, but whatever you do - DON'T dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love, Vincent

At 4am the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances."

Love, Vinnie

The Duck · 02-08-2006, 02:59 PM

Genius

Deputy Chief Command · 02-08-2006, 03:01 PM

dont believe it ,but funny nevertheless!!

Phoenix · 02-08-2006, 03:02 PM

haha awesome...i have heard several versions

breaker · 02-08-2006, 03:02 PM

good one.

tristan_D · 02-08-2006, 03:32 PM

the feds were owned big time

EdgeXXX · 02-08-2006, 03:35 PM

lmao

Now that's some funny shit

Doctor Dre · 02-08-2006, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D

the feds were owned big time

Do you beleive everything you read ?

Probably... but you prolly don't remember anything anwyays.

dij · 02-08-2006, 03:48 PM

ha, that would be awesome

Zeina-Heart · 02-08-2006, 03:51 PM

kewl

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nick1980 · 02-08-2006, 04:09 PM

it was just fine..

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Relish XXX · 02-08-2006, 06:17 PM

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Monique Niccole · 02-08-2006, 06:18 PM

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JamesK2 · 02-08-2006, 06:37 PM

reynold · 02-08-2006, 08:02 PM

Genius! Very wise kid.

02-08-2006, 02:46 PM	#1
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