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Old 02-07-2006, 11:52 AM   #1
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Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the
tests, except there is one more test, unless you pass it you
cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:53 AM   #2
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That's a cute one!
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:54 AM   #3
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:54 AM   #4
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Old 02-07-2006, 11:59 AM   #5
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too harmless to burn down any european consulates :-) but funny
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Old 02-07-2006, 02:50 PM   #6
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too harmless to burn down any european consulates :-) but funny
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Old 02-07-2006, 02:53 PM   #7
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wasnt that originally a mexican joke?
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Old 02-07-2006, 04:11 PM   #8
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Old 02-07-2006, 04:14 PM   #9
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Old 02-07-2006, 04:15 PM   #10
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wasnt that originally a mexican joke?
I eleve the nationalit/religion f the subect changes depending on who deserves to e ridiculed at the time.
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Old 02-07-2006, 04:18 PM   #11
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wasnt that originally a mexican joke?
it was

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Old 02-07-2006, 04:21 PM   #12
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That was actually funny!
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Old 02-07-2006, 04:22 PM   #13
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That was good no matter what.
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too harmless to burn down any european consulates :-) but funny
You sure about that ??

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Old 02-07-2006, 04:32 PM   #15
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Old 02-07-2006, 04:42 PM   #16
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I think every race has a version of that joke.
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Old 02-07-2006, 04:54 PM   #17
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You forgot to mention that he got a job in a tech support call center.
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Old 02-07-2006, 06:35 PM   #18
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Old 02-07-2006, 06:52 PM   #19
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it's funny...
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Old 02-07-2006, 07:42 PM   #20
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Haha! There was an Asian version of that joke, too! Whatever it is, the joke's till funny.
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:38 AM   #21
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Old 03-09-2006, 07:32 PM   #22
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Ok, another fucked up Australian dream there.. LOL
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Old 03-09-2006, 07:35 PM   #23
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Old 03-09-2006, 07:42 PM   #24
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Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the
tests, except there is one more test, unless you pass it you
cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
I think you meant "Arab" joke..
All Muslims aren't Arab
And All Arabs aren't Muslims
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