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Relish XXX 02-07-2006 11:52 AM

Muslim joke
 
Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the
tests, except there is one more test, unless you pass it you
cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

GlydeGirl 02-07-2006 11:53 AM

That's a cute one! :1orglaugh

Theo 02-07-2006 11:54 AM

Ahahahahaha

G-Rotica 02-07-2006 11:54 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bobby666 02-07-2006 11:59 AM

too harmless to burn down any european consulates :-) but funny

u-Bob 02-07-2006 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666
too harmless to burn down any european consulates :-) but funny

:) :)

Manowar 02-07-2006 02:53 PM

wasnt that originally a mexican joke?

Moe 02-07-2006 04:11 PM

Yeah thought so too.

Persignup Dustin 02-07-2006 04:14 PM

:helpme :(

Relish XXX 02-07-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
wasnt that originally a mexican joke?

I eleve the nationalit/religion f the subect changes depending on who deserves to e ridiculed at the time.

Fresh 02-07-2006 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
wasnt that originally a mexican joke?

it was

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Doc911 02-07-2006 04:21 PM

That was actually funny!

pornguy 02-07-2006 04:22 PM

That was good no matter what.

Scott McD 02-07-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666
too harmless to burn down any european consulates :-) but funny

You sure about that ??

Those fuckers look for any excuse...

Kevin - The PNN 02-07-2006 04:32 PM

:throwup

tristan_D 02-07-2006 04:42 PM

I think every race has a version of that joke.

Paul Waters 02-07-2006 04:54 PM

You forgot to mention that he got a job in a tech support call center.

WME 02-07-2006 06:35 PM

and for all you know he was approved :1orglaugh

nick1980 02-07-2006 06:52 PM

it's funny...

reynold 02-07-2006 07:42 PM

Haha! There was an Asian version of that joke, too! Whatever it is, the joke's till funny.

Adult_Factory 03-09-2006 11:38 AM

good luck!!!

PixeLs 03-09-2006 07:32 PM

Ok, another fucked up Australian dream there.. LOL :thumbsup

Lykos 03-09-2006 07:35 PM

this one was good:)

Platinum Lantern 03-09-2006 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the
tests, except there is one more test, unless you pass it you
cannot enter Australia."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,
and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

I think you meant "Arab" joke..
All Muslims aren't Arab
And All Arabs aren't Muslims

Grapesoda 03-09-2006 07:46 PM

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