Adult.com is hiring again - GoFuckYourself.com

Lensman · 04-16-2002, 03:21 PM

We're growing again! Make nice cash and have loads of fun.

Stop fucking around and work for the best.

Openings (first come, first served)

1. Programmer - Windows or Unix. PHP, SQL, Cold Fusion. Must know servers as well.

2. General webmasters - Must know html & windows, the rest depends of experience. Must be willing to move to California.

3. Graphic Designers - Work from your own home. Experience and samples a must.

Look me up. lensman at adult.com

The Truth · 04-16-2002, 03:25 PM

Positions have been filled !!

Thanks Lensman. I'll be on the first plane out tomorrow morning

hyper · 04-16-2002, 03:33 PM

damn. let me know when you need a professional slacker

Theo · 04-16-2002, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman

2. General webmasters - Must know html & windows, the rest depends of experience. Must be willing to move to California.

Hire spacedog

Babaganoosh · 04-16-2002, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel

Hire spacedog

[Labret] · 04-16-2002, 03:42 PM

Can I work in the adult.com customer service department?

funkmaster · 04-16-2002, 03:44 PM

... fuck, I wouldn´t qualify for any of those positions ... don´t you need a fries boy or something ??

Theo · 04-16-2002, 03:45 PM

Labret, it's not a police department

Theo · 04-16-2002, 03:46 PM

and i forgot, Spacedog's car is broken, so he cant relocate. No public transportations either.

Theo · 04-16-2002, 03:46 PM

and no taxi

Kat - Fast · 04-16-2002, 03:47 PM

I'm sure there was some sticking point last time about me not being American...

Anyone know the rules with non-US people coming over to work?

TDF · 04-16-2002, 03:49 PM

here i come....im already in Kali and im bringing the party goats!!

Due · 04-16-2002, 03:52 PM

Is it enough if I'm just willing to move to California? I can do board reading also

krysco · 04-16-2002, 03:52 PM

Im interested but can't seem to find you on adult.com
The contacts.html page is not working.
Maybe it's me but... !!!
You can email me with more info.
See Ya

Lensman · 04-16-2002, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
damn. let me know when you need a professional slacker

We have a bunch of those already

xxxcam · 04-16-2002, 03:55 PM

how much per year for each of them ?

Ludedude · 04-16-2002, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman

We have a bunch of those already

Yeah, but I'm a certified professional.

Took the day off today to drive around top-down in 91 deg. NY spring weather

Cheshire · 04-16-2002, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by krysco
Im interested but can't seem to find you on adult.com
The contacts.html page is not working.
Maybe it's me but... !!!
You can email me with more info.
See Ya

Krysco, you are HILARIOUS!

That message was a joke, right?

Jer · 04-16-2002, 04:04 PM

My 1000th post

Any "General Webmasters - Work from your own home. " positions, Lensman ? I don't think so, but it doesn't hurt to ask

Jer

krysco · 04-16-2002, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Krysco, you are HILARIOUS!

That message was a joke, right?

You like that huh !?!?!

boneprone · 04-16-2002, 04:18 PM

It seems that adult.com is getting enough employees now that it is almost time for them to have a labor union to belong to.

The Boneprone Family Labor Union.
I am making up the fee schedules as I speak.

BP4L will represent and protect.
WATCH OUT OWNERS! THE UNION IS COMING.

quiet · 04-16-2002, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
and i forgot, Spacedog's car is broken, so he cant relocate. No public transportations either.

it's the damn truth ;)

Wizzo · 04-16-2002, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
damn. let me know when you need a professional slacker

Quit trying to steal my job!!!!

MikeyBoy · 04-16-2002, 04:45 PM

anyboy need a fluffer LOL

Ludedude · 04-16-2002, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MikeyBoy
anyboy need a fluffer LOL

Hey, that's Equinox's job

Eric · 04-16-2002, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
damn. let me know when you need a professional slacker

What do you think I am for. You can't have my job!

04-16-2002, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude

Hey, that's Equinox's job

exactly, Lens - need a fluff boy ? I'm good at that shit

bunky · 04-16-2002, 05:39 PM

Lens,

how about you pay someone (me) just to be there so when you need someone to bitch at... ill relocate or stay here.. just call me and vent it all... i promise all ill say is "uhh, but, i di, well, hon"

i get it from Patchs but atleast i might get paid for it

bunky

zubr · 04-16-2002, 06:11 PM

yeah, really, you got any @home jobs? my good buddy is inquiring here..

Naughty · 04-16-2002, 06:16 PM

Nice, you'll have mail in 10 minutes

hyper · 04-16-2002, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kat
I'm sure there was some sticking point last time about me not being American...

Anyone know the rules with non-US people coming over to work?

yes the employer needs to sponsor you

you need to have skills that are not readily available in U.S workers

and the employer must pay an application fee

Lensman · 04-16-2002, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper

yes the employer needs to sponsor you

you need to have skills that are not readily available in U.S workers

and the employer must pay an application fee

It's near impossible.

hyper · 04-16-2002, 06:57 PM

actually i know a little html and i know windows o/s like the back of my hand ,along with general computer repair/building/networking and would be willing to relocate if my wife's company has an opening in CA (it's a national healthcare orginization) and willing to learn. and i know some a little p.s

Lensman · 04-16-2002, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
actually i know a little html and i know windows o/s like the back of my hand ,along with general computer repair/building/networking and would be willing to relocate if my wife's company has an opening in CA (it's a national healthcare orginization) and willing to learn. and i know some a little p.s

Climb on board.

hyper · 04-16-2002, 07:04 PM

my wife will be home in an hour,
i'll discuss it with her and we'll talk for sure!

spanky · 04-16-2002, 07:29 PM

"Anyone know the rules with non-US people coming over to work?"

I believe that nafta made some provisions for highly skilled workers from Canada (maybe Mexico?) and the US. I think it's a TN2 ?

cheers

hyper · 04-16-2002, 07:35 PM

INS is really strange, and as they come under even more scrutiny it will be alot harder to get into the U.S for work and education.

There are provisions for highly skilled highly specialized that have shortages of workers for example if you are a nurse or a teacher.

bhutocracy · 04-16-2002, 07:55 PM

i wonder how hard it is for a graphic designer to work from home in australia for an employer overseas... i know it's different if you're in the country.. but you wouldn't think it's much different from soliciting work from US webmasters like most of us do..
hmmm...

x-stripper · 04-16-2002, 08:04 PM

Alight Truth It Looks to me that your not working on all the shit we have to do and your fucking around on thes boards again

Just like the time when you found out how to download the old school video games like river rain, pitfall. space invaders and donkey kong... All great games I may add, but Captain get back to work Dirty D says " he can give two thousand different things to do "
Man we really have to keep an eye on you

hyper · 04-16-2002, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
i wonder how hard it is for a graphic designer to work from home in australia for an employer overseas... i know it's different if you're in the country.. but you wouldn't think it's much different from soliciting work from US webmasters like most of us do..
hmmm...

it's not hard at all. even U.S people can earn money from their home with overseas companies.

when my taxes were done there was a provision for reporting foreign income.

it's when the person physically relocates to the U.S that things become Complicated

Rochard · 04-16-2002, 08:07 PM

This is a once and a lifetime chance to work for Adult.com!

Lensman, do you have free car washes for your employees?

And do you allow your staff to wear their bathing suits to work?

And last, does the Adult.com office have a pool?

If so, let me know!

Tanker · 04-16-2002, 08:14 PM

ahhhh shit Roc hard is looking for a new job

Hey lensman is a great guy to work for

if you like fooseball you will definetly love it there

I can say you will be well taken care of up there in Sac town

Tanker

Lensman · 04-16-2002, 08:16 PM

Foosball? Ask the guys about my latest diversions.

Due · 04-16-2002, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
This is a once and a lifetime chance to work for Adult.com!

Lensman, do you have free car washes for your employees?

If so, let me know!

Okay they look nice. BUT if you think they loook THAT good I can only asume you never tried to party in Copenhagen with the "Crew" yet

Dawgy · 04-16-2002, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
This is a once and a lifetime chance to work for Adult.com!

Lensman, do you have free car washes for your employees?

And do you allow your staff to wear their bathing suits to work?

And last, does the Adult.com office have a pool?

If so, let me know!

damn. i'll come work for Steve & the gang

hey Tanker ill give you a call tomorrow. finally got my voice back

04-16-2002, 08:36 PM

so does adult.com need a fluff boy or not ?

hyper · 04-16-2002, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
so does adult.com need a fluff boy or not ?

what would Boneprone do?

Lensman I sent off an email

Rip · 04-16-2002, 08:47 PM

My wife says that she wants to move somewhere with hotter weather than we have here

Is it hot there?

bhutocracy · 04-16-2002, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper

it's not hard at all. even U.S people can earn money from their home with overseas companies.

when my taxes were done there was a provision for reporting foreign income.

it's when the person physically relocates to the U.S that things become Complicated

yar thats what i thought.. the whole working visa thing only applies if you're in there.. you probably miss out on dental and all that stuff though

04-16-2002, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper

what would Boneprone do?

you should know that i'm official fluff boy of boneprone family. boneprone retired.

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Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Adult.com is hiring again We're growing again! Make nice cash and have loads of fun. Stop fucking around and work for the best. Openings (first come, first served) 1. Programmer - Windows or Unix. PHP, SQL, Cold Fusion. Must know servers as well. 2. General webmasters - Must know html & windows, the rest depends of experience. Must be willing to move to California. 3. Graphic Designers - Work from your own home. Experience and samples a must. Look me up. lensman at adult.com

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	INS is really strange, and as they come under even more scrutiny it will be alot harder to get into the U.S for work and education. There are provisions for highly skilled highly specialized that have shortages of workers for example if you are a nurse or a teacher. __________________

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	i wonder how hard it is for a graphic designer to work from home in australia for an employer overseas... i know it's different if you're in the country.. but you wouldn't think it's much different from soliciting work from US webmasters like most of us do.. hmmm...

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Tanker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada Posts: 9,287	ahhhh shit Roc hard is looking for a new job Hey lensman is a great guy to work for if you like fooseball you will definetly love it there I can say you will be well taken care of up there in Sac town Tanker

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X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	so does adult.com need a fluff boy or not ?

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