Adult.com is hiring again
 

We're growing again! Make nice cash and have loads of fun.

Stop fucking around and work for the best.

Openings (first come, first served)

1. Programmer - Windows or Unix. PHP, SQL, Cold Fusion. Must know servers as well.

2. General webmasters - Must know html & windows, the rest depends of experience. Must be willing to move to California.

3. Graphic Designers - Work from your own home. Experience and samples a must.

Look me up. lensman at adult.com

Positions have been filled !!

Thanks Lensman. I'll be on the first plane out tomorrow morning :Graucho

damn. let me know when you need a professional slacker

Hire spacedog

:1orglaugh

Can I work in the adult.com customer service department?

... fuck, I wouldn´t qualify for any of those positions ... don´t you need a fries boy or something ??

Labret, it's not a police department

and i forgot, Spacedog's car is broken, so he cant relocate. No public transportations either.

and no taxi

I'm sure there was some sticking point last time about me not being American...

Anyone know the rules with non-US people coming over to work?

here i come....im already in Kali and im bringing the party goats!!

Is it enough if I'm just willing to move to California? I can do board reading also :)

Im interested but can't seem to find you on adult.com
The contacts.html page is not working.
Maybe it's me but... !!!
You can email me with more info.
See Ya

We have a bunch of those already

how much per year for each of them ? :glugglug

Yeah, but I'm a certified professional.

Took the day off today to drive around top-down in 91 deg. NY spring weather :thumbsup

:1orglaugh
Krysco, you are HILARIOUS!

That message was a joke, right?

My 1000th post :thumbsup

Any "General Webmasters - Work from your own home. " positions, Lensman ? I don't think so, but it doesn't hurt to ask :)

Jer

You like that huh !?!?!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

It seems that adult.com is getting enough employees now that it is almost time for them to have a labor union to belong to.


The Boneprone Family Labor Union.
I am making up the fee schedules as I speak.

BP4L will represent and protect.
WATCH OUT OWNERS! THE UNION IS COMING.

it's the damn truth ;)

Quit trying to steal my job!!!!

anyboy need a fluffer LOL

Hey, that's Equinox's job :ak47:

What do you think I am for. You can't have my job!

exactly, Lens - need a fluff boy ? I'm good at that shit :Graucho

Lens,

how about you pay someone (me) just to be there so when you need someone to bitch at... ill relocate or stay here.. just call me and vent it all... i promise all ill say is "uhh, but, i di, well, hon"

i get it from Patchs but atleast i might get paid for it :1orglaugh



bunky

yeah, really, you got any @home jobs? my good buddy is inquiring here..

Nice, you'll have mail in 10 minutes:)

yes the employer needs to sponsor you

you need to have skills that are not readily available in U.S workers

and the employer must pay an application fee

It's near impossible.

actually i know a little html and i know windows o/s like the back of my hand ,along with general computer repair/building/networking and would be willing to relocate if my wife's company has an opening in CA (it's a national healthcare orginization) and willing to learn. and i know some a little p.s



http://www.bling.info/vw.jpg

Climb on board.

my wife will be home in an hour,
i'll discuss it with her and we'll talk for sure!

"Anyone know the rules with non-US people coming over to work?"

I believe that nafta made some provisions for highly skilled workers from Canada (maybe Mexico?) and the US. I think it's a TN2 ?

cheers

INS is really strange, and as they come under even more scrutiny it will be alot harder to get into the U.S for work and education.

There are provisions for highly skilled highly specialized that have shortages of workers for example if you are a nurse or a teacher.

i wonder how hard it is for a graphic designer to work from home in australia for an employer overseas... i know it's different if you're in the country.. but you wouldn't think it's much different from soliciting work from US webmasters like most of us do..
hmmm...

Alight Truth It Looks to me that your not working on all the shit we have to do and your fucking around on thes boards again :)
Just like the time when you found out how to download the old school video games like river rain, pitfall. space invaders and donkey kong... All great games I may add, but Captain get back to work Dirty D says " he can give two thousand different things to do "
Man we really have to keep an eye on you
:1orglaugh

it's not hard at all. even U.S people can earn money from their home with overseas companies.

when my taxes were done there was a provision for reporting foreign income.

it's when the person physically relocates to the U.S that things become Complicated

This is a once and a lifetime chance to work for Adult.com!

Lensman, do you have free car washes for your employees?

http://www.lightspeedcash.com/paintball/carwash.jpg

And do you allow your staff to wear their bathing suits to work?

http://www.lightspeedcash.com/paintb...ristine001.jpg

And last, does the Adult.com office have a pool?

http://www.lightspeedcash.com/paintball/pool.jpg

If so, let me know!

ahhhh shit Roc hard is looking for a new job


Hey lensman is a great guy to work for

if you like fooseball you will definetly love it there



I can say you will be well taken care of up there in Sac town




Tanker

Foosball? Ask the guys about my latest diversions.

Okay they look nice. BUT if you think they loook THAT good I can only asume you never tried to party in Copenhagen with the "Crew" yet :1orglaugh

damn. i'll come work for Steve & the gang :)

hey Tanker ill give you a call tomorrow. finally got my voice back :)

so does adult.com need a fluff boy or not ? :xomunch

what would Boneprone do?

Lensman I sent off an email

My wife says that she wants to move somewhere with hotter weather than we have here

Is it hot there?

yar thats what i thought.. the whole working visa thing only applies if you're in there.. you probably miss out on dental and all that stuff though :)

you should know that i'm official fluff boy of boneprone family. boneprone retired.