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02-04-2006, 06:13 AM
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The nurse who stitched me up at the emergency room last night was way cute. (pic)
[img]http://www.********************/blood.jpg[/img]
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02-04-2006, 06:14 AM
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Where's the nurse? WHERE'S THE PIC OF THE NURSE? NUUURSE!
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02-04-2006, 06:15 AM
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Um, I thought there were going to be pics of the hot nurse.
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02-04-2006, 06:16 AM
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wtf did you do to yourself?
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02-04-2006, 06:18 AM
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Grabbed a knife from this jackass. Long and fucking STUPID story. |
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02-04-2006, 06:19 AM
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thats why I never cum into my hand... poor guy...
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02-04-2006, 06:19 AM
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I make pixels work
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reaching for the salt during dinner?
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02-04-2006, 06:29 AM
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 I agree, he's kinda cute  |
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02-04-2006, 06:33 AM
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02-04-2006, 06:37 AM
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Yeah I raped the shit out of her last night too. |
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02-04-2006, 06:52 AM
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yeah dude and that was just a warning.. stay the fuck away from my garbage can
 
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02-04-2006, 07:07 AM
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too cool for highschool
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I'd hit it!
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02-04-2006, 07:09 AM
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damn bet that hurt.
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02-04-2006, 07:52 AM
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wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-04-2006, 07:55 AM
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Yummy... I am a vampire!
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02-04-2006, 08:01 AM
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jesus, that looks bad.
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02-04-2006, 08:05 AM
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ouch, how many stitches?
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02-04-2006, 08:06 AM
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02-04-2006, 08:06 AM
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Say hello to the rug's topography
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it Say hello to the shrinking in your head You can't see it but you know its there so don't neglect it I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white She's got everything I need pharmacy keys She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys Say hello to all the apples on the ground They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping Say hello to everything you've left behind It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white She's got everything I need some pills and a little cup She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys She's got everything I need pharmacy keys She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys Say hello to the rug's topography
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02-04-2006, 08:09 AM
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jimthefiend VS jason ?
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02-04-2006, 08:20 AM
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14 of the fuckers |
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02-04-2006, 08:25 AM
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 Hope it heals up soon, Jim. Sounds like a night to forget.
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02-04-2006, 10:01 AM
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02-04-2006, 03:22 PM
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Woo...how many stitches did you get?
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02-04-2006, 11:05 PM
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I scan my content from Penthouse
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FAKE!
I know my "not so special" special effects. Look at the SUPER fake drip pattern on the palm of your hand. Blood doesn't drip in such a SUPER fake pattern. There are other obvious clues as well, but I will let you learn those on your own. It was fun anyway!
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"Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute." **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****
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02-04-2006, 11:07 PM
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www.creationcrew.com
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02-04-2006, 11:10 PM
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I think you're supposed to grad the other end 
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02-04-2006, 11:11 PM
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thats fake as hell.. where are the cuts? blood dripping all wrong ways, what did you do let it drip down your hand, and turn it as it was dripping.. so you could get a perfect picture.. to show how cool you are and than make up some tough guy story.. grabbed a knife from someone.. can't wait to hear your story.
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02-05-2006, 12:21 AM
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02-05-2006, 12:26 AM
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Tell the truth , your girlfriend sabotaged your fleshlight by tossing in staples and roofing nails
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02-05-2006, 01:48 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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damn man hope you will be ok
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02-05-2006, 02:01 AM
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Stitches are for girls
 some toilet paper and duct tape took care of this shit
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02-05-2006, 02:30 AM
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02-05-2006, 04:50 AM
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Tell you what I'll do snatch. I'll come over and bust a nut in your eyeball you stupid fucking bitch, and use the wounded hand to jack off with so you can get a real nice view. |
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02-05-2006, 05:02 AM
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[img]http://www.********************/blood2.jpg[/img]
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02-05-2006, 05:06 AM
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dayum.......let him keep the knife next time lol
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02-05-2006, 06:39 AM
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I scan my content from Penthouse
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The blood pattern in the first photo is SUPER fake. There are other clues that the "blood" in that pic is not the result of a "knife wound" as well. Did you know Lord Nelson is an unemployed fag-troll? Keep on keeping on my friend.
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02-05-2006, 06:41 AM
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And you're super fucking stupid. |
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02-05-2006, 06:43 AM
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I make pixels work
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its real, obviously yuou people never had a decent sized slash on yoru hand and had that much blood running around, especially while your turning it and looking at it ....of course the blood pattern is odd looking, but you can see how it drys and is dried on his fingers that its real
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02-05-2006, 06:43 AM
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jeez, i love the GFY detectives...hahaha...everything is fake until proven otherwise...the sad part is, it doesn't really matter one way or another
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02-05-2006, 06:50 AM
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What cracks me up is that no one has pointed out my obvious weirdness for taking pictures of blood gushing out of my hand BEFORE I went to the hospital.
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02-05-2006, 06:54 AM
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...And I got even weirder. Sue me I was drunk.
[img]http://www.********************/blood3.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.********************/blood4.jpg[/img] |
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02-05-2006, 06:59 AM
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02-05-2006, 07:07 AM
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Now is a good spot for fleshlight gloryhole
www.fleshlightgloryhole.com much better than the bloody hand
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02-05-2006, 07:08 AM
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I scan my content from Penthouse
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"Of course, the British navy has a long tradition of homosexuality - Admiral Lord Nelson notoriously asked Captain Hardy to 'feel my cock' with his dying words, and his crew subsequently hung their bare arses out of the Victory's gun ports to give him a 'twenty one bum' salute." **** Lord Nelson is a screaming fag-troll ****
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[img]http://www.********************/blood5.jpg[/img]
Btw, the only troll I see around here is YOU. Maybe you oughta stop worrying about Lord Nelson, and START worrying about when YOU'RE getting banned Mr. Gaping Anus Guy. |
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02-05-2006, 07:21 AM
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BACON BACON BACON
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the knife story please
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02-05-2006, 07:24 AM
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Guy got drunk at a party, waved a knife around. Instead of doing the sensible thing and shooting him I grabbed it.
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