The nurse who stitched me up at the emergency room last night was way cute. (pic)
 

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Where's the nurse? WHERE'S THE PIC OF THE NURSE? NUUURSE!

Um, I thought there were going to be pics of the hot nurse.

False advertising dude. :error

wtf did you do to yourself?

Grabbed a knife from this jackass.
Long and fucking STUPID story.

thats why I never cum into my hand... poor guy...

reaching for the salt during dinner?

http://www.einstein.edu/rx_images/ab...se_man8798.jpg

I agree, he's kinda cute :thumbsup

that's not a nurse, that's your girlfriend!

Yeah I raped the shit out of her last night too.

yeah dude and that was just a warning.. stay the fuck away from my garbage can :pimp :pimp :winkwink:

I'd hit it!

damn bet that hurt.

wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yummy... I am a vampire!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jesus, that looks bad.

ouch, how many stitches?

Oh my god, what a hottie

:thumbsup

Say hello to the rug's topography
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it
Say hello to the shrinking in your head
You can't see it but you know its there so don't neglect it

I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
She's got everything I need pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Say hello to all the apples on the ground
They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping
Say hello to everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

I'm taking her home with me all dressed in white
She's got everything I need some pills and a little cup
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

She's got everything I need pharmacy keys
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Say hello to the rug's topography

jimthefiend VS jason ?

14 of the fuckers

:1orglaugh

Hope it heals up soon, Jim. Sounds like a night to forget.

He was jerking off with a porcupine!

Woo...how many stitches did you get?

FAKE!

I know my "not so special" special effects.

Look at the SUPER fake drip pattern on the palm of your hand. Blood doesn't drip in such a SUPER fake pattern. There are other obvious clues as well, but I will let you learn those on your own.

It was fun anyway!

:thumbsup

I think you're supposed to grad the other end :2 cents:

thats fake as hell.. where are the cuts? blood dripping all wrong ways, what did you do let it drip down your hand, and turn it as it was dripping.. so you could get a perfect picture.. to show how cool you are and than make up some tough guy story.. grabbed a knife from someone.. can't wait to hear your story.

bump for the nurse...are there nurse photos in this thread?

Tell the truth , your girlfriend sabotaged your fleshlight by tossing in staples and roofing nails

damn man hope you will be ok

Stitches are for girls
http://mp3-blues.org/~nitro/booboo.jpg
some toilet paper and duct tape took care of this shit

Must be on her period.

Tell you what I'll do snatch. I'll come over and bust a nut in your eyeball you stupid fucking bitch, and use the wounded hand to jack off with so you can get a real nice view.

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dayum.......let him keep the knife next time lol

The blood pattern in the first photo is SUPER fake. There are other clues that the "blood" in that pic is not the result of a "knife wound" as well. Did you know Lord Nelson is an unemployed fag-troll? Keep on keeping on my friend.

And you're super fucking stupid.

its real, obviously yuou people never had a decent sized slash on yoru hand and had that much blood running around, especially while your turning it and looking at it ....of course the blood pattern is odd looking, but you can see how it drys and is dried on his fingers that its real

jeez, i love the GFY detectives...hahaha...everything is fake until proven otherwise...the sad part is, it doesn't really matter one way or another

What cracks me up is that no one has pointed out my obvious weirdness for taking pictures of blood gushing out of my hand BEFORE I went to the hospital.

LOL

...And I got even weirder. Sue me I was drunk.

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[img]http://www.********************/blood4.jpg[/img]

You are weird. Are you happy now?

Yes.....

Now is a good spot for fleshlight gloryhole

www.fleshlightgloryhole.com

much better than the bloody hand

Great! Now (Mr. Digital Photographer) just post a quick pic of the cleaned, stitched up wound. (14 stitches is a good amount!)

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Btw, the only troll I see around here is YOU. Maybe you oughta stop worrying about Lord Nelson, and START worrying about when YOU'RE getting banned Mr. Gaping Anus Guy.

the knife story please :)

Guy got drunk at a party, waved a knife around. Instead of doing the sensible thing and shooting him I grabbed it.