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spacedog · 02-04-2006, 10:56 PM

I want 2 blogs on the same page?

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 10:59 PM

Elmers glue?

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 10:59 PM

Or maybe mini sized blogs or double sized pages?

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 11:00 PM

What's a blog?

chadglni · 02-04-2006, 11:00 PM

Bump cause I want a blog inside a blog and inside that one I want the first one again so it's like looking into one of those trippy ass effects things.

spacedog · 02-04-2006, 11:00 PM

no one's got their tinfoil hat's on tonight?

spacedog · 02-04-2006, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

Bump cause I want a blog inside a blog and inside that one I want the first one again so it's like looking into one of those trippy ass effects things.

that I think I can do. but 2 blogs on same page, side by side is much more difficult, but, a blog in a blog in a blog can be done.

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

Bump cause I want a blog inside a blog and inside that one I want the first one again so it's like looking into one of those trippy ass effects things.

If the third blog is really the first blog, and the second blog is inside the first blog, is there really a blog at all?

chadglni · 02-04-2006, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

If the third blog is really the first blog, and the second blog is inside the first blog, is there really a blog at all?

spacedog · 02-04-2006, 11:05 PM

I'm gonna go ask those people at wordpress.org

This isnt the right place for serious technical know how.

chadglni · 02-04-2006, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

I'm gonna go ask those people at wordpress.org

This isnt the right place for serious technical know how.

Where's the technical know how? 2 php includes, framed page, complete recode. Pick one.

chadglni · 02-04-2006, 11:10 PM

Question is, what kind of idiot wants 2 blogs on one page?

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 11:11 PM

What if I want a blog within a blog, and another blog within that blog, and then the 3rd blog I also want next to my first blog on the same page.

And then the 2nd blog can mate with the 1st blog and spawn a new blog on another page.
But then would the 1st blog get custody of the spawned blog? Who would pay blog support?

Could the 3rd blog have visitation rights every other weekend and on holidays?

Ace_luffy · 02-04-2006, 11:11 PM

budz · 02-04-2006, 11:12 PM

o nm thought i seen bongs

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 11:13 PM

What if we suspected that the spawned blog was hiding WMD inside of one of it's inner blogs?

Would we wait for the UN to conduct blog inspections? Or would we just invade and then hold blog elections while trying to fight against the blog insurgency?

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 11:14 PM

What if the Kurd blog wanted to have it's own independent page away from the other two blogs?

What if the Sunni blogs were jealous because the Shiite blog was getting more traffic?

I think maybe we should just stick to one blog at a time

Nookster · 02-04-2006, 11:18 PM

One acronym...RSS.

spacedog · 02-04-2006, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

Where's the technical know how? 2 php includes, framed page, complete recode. Pick one.

without frames!! Frames would be cheating. And since you think it's so simple, build the thing, & I will tell you if you did it right.

Their must be a total of 4 colums..
a sidebar on the left for the left blog, and then the post colum,
a sidebar on the right for the right blog, and a post colum.
the two blogs must each have separate DB & admin, but the two blogs must share the same header.php & footer.php.

spacedog · 02-04-2006, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nookster

One acronym...RSS.

I already tried it with rss. I can't get rss to display images.
But I could be using the wrong parser for it?

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 11:34 PM

If the 3rd blog fell in the woods, and noone was there to hear it, would it make a sound?

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 11:44 PM

Maybe I could put 9 blogs on the same page. They could be in the shape of a baseball diamond.

I could have the Who blog on 1st.
The What blog on 2nd.
The I don't know blog on 3rd.

chadglni · 02-04-2006, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

And since you think it's so simple, build the thing, & I will tell you if you did it right.

$500

chadglni · 02-04-2006, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Maybe I could put 9 blogs on the same page. They could be in the shape of a baseball diamond.

I could have the Who blog on 1st.
The What blog on 2nd.
The I don't know blog on 3rd.

fris · 02-04-2006, 11:46 PM

tell me the reason for this?

tenderobject · 02-04-2006, 11:47 PM

hahahaha lenny2 you are funny :P

by the way, can you show us blog in a blog thats in a blog?

chadglni · 02-04-2006, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject

hahahaha lenny2 you are funny :P

by the way, can you show us blog in a blog thats in a blog?

I'd show you mine but it creates a rip in the space time fabric and you might get sucked into the past.

3M TA3 · 02-04-2006, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Maybe I could put 9 blogs on the same page. They could be in the shape of a baseball diamond.

I could have the Who blog on 1st.
The What blog on 2nd.
The I don't know blog on 3rd.

enough, i'm going to have a heart attack!!

swedguy · 02-04-2006, 11:50 PM

Set up the blogs on 2 different places/folders/whatever.
Add this to the page where you really want the blog:

Code:

<?
include("http://domain.com/blog1/blog.php");
include("http://domain.com/blog2/blog.php");
?>

3M TA3 · 02-04-2006, 11:51 PM

spacedog, why don't you try adding a prefix to the blog.

you could actually run them all off the same db with different prefixes.

wanna be really simple, just place one blog ina wrapper.

Snake Doctor · 02-04-2006, 11:52 PM

Then when I go out to parties people will ask me "What's the name of your first blog" and I'll say "No, What's the name of my second blog"

Them: I don't know

Me: No, that's my third blog

Them: What?

Me: Second blog

Them: What's the name of your first blog

Me: No, Who's the name of my first blog

Them: What are you asking me for?? I don't know

Me: Third blog!!

chadglni · 02-04-2006, 11:54 PM

This fucking thread took a right turn.

eroswebmaster · 02-04-2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Then when I go out to parties people will ask me "What's the name of your first blog" and I'll say "No, What's the name of my second blog"

Them: I don't know

Me: No, that's my third blog

Them: What?

Me: Second blog

Them: What's the name of your first blog

Me: No, Who's the name of my first blog

Them: What are you asking me for?? I don't know

Me: Third blog!!

Antonio · 02-05-2006, 12:09 AM

Them: I don't know

Me: No, that's my third blog

Them: What?

Me: Second blog

Them: What's the name of your first blog

Me: No, Who's the name of my first blog

Them: What are you asking me for?? I don't know

Me: Third blog!!

who: In what state?

eroswebmaster · 02-05-2006, 12:10 AM

have you just tried laying one monitor on top of the other spacedog?

uno · 02-05-2006, 12:11 AM

Magpie RSS should be able to use images np.

Or you can do as others have suggested and use different prefixes in the same db and/or use includes or frames or whatever else.

3M TA3 · 02-05-2006, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

Them: What are you asking me for?? I don't know

Me: Third blog!!

who: In what state?

oh god...it even had a punchline!!

Snake Doctor · 02-05-2006, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

have you just tried laying one monitor on top of the other spacedog?

Hell who needs that, we can put the blogs on my big screen TV.

We can have HDBlog

Snake Doctor · 02-05-2006, 12:13 AM

For 3.99 you can get blog-on-demand....you can pause, rewind, and fast forward your blog for up to 24 hours.

3M TA3 · 02-05-2006, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

For 3.99 you can get blog-on-demand....you can pause, rewind, and fast forward your blog for up to 24 hours.

isn't it $12.99 for adult blogs in hotels?

Snake Doctor · 02-05-2006, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Hell who needs that, we can put the blogs on my big screen TV.

We can have HDBlog

Actually the TV has picture in picture....which we can then turn into blog-in-blog.....so you can read your sports blog while your wife reads the home improvement blog and the kids read the spongebob squareblog.

Damn I love technology

chadglni · 02-05-2006, 12:15 AM

eroswebmaster · 02-05-2006, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Actually the TV has picture in picture....which we can then turn into blog-in-blog.....so you can read your sports blog while your wife reads the home improvement blog and the kids read the spongebob squareblog.

Damn I love technology

I usually tivo my blogs.

Snake Doctor · 02-05-2006, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

isn't it $12.99 for adult blogs in hotels?

Usually, unless you're in vegas and then you can get a comp blog if you gamble enough

Babaganoosh · 02-05-2006, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

Question is, what kind of idiot wants 2 blogs on one page?

The answer is in the question, Grasshopper.

spacedog · 02-05-2006, 12:31 AM

yeah, go ahead & laugh. Go ahead & make puns, & scoff's.

Idiot? Ok, it's too unfortunate you can't see the ingenuity behind it all.

Ice · 02-05-2006, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

who: In what state?

Too fucking funny................. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA

Snake Doctor · 02-05-2006, 12:54 AM

Actually what most bloggers don't understand is that there are 9 circles of blog

First Circle - Standard run of the mill blogs. Not particularly good or bad.

Second Circle - Lustful blogs. Most of our porn blogs fall into this category.

Third Circle - Glutton blogs. Usually blogs with really evil recipies like double fudge chocolate chip cookies.

Fourth Circle - Greedy blogs. These usually have no real content and lots of advertisements.

Fifth Circle - Wrathful blogs. The blogs contain nothing but pissing contests amonst overgrown adolescents about topics that don't really matter.

Sixth Circle - Heretic blogs. These are blogs that purposely give out misinformation, usually people with SEO advice.

Seventh Circle - Violent blogs. Usually hate groups like the white supremacists or militant jihadists.

Eigth Circle - Fraudulent blogs. Also known as Enron or Republican blogs.

Ninth Circle - Traitor blogs. These are blogs for all the people who sold their sigs to alleybucks.com and became gay homosexuals. They have committed treason against the breeders.

Snake Doctor · 02-05-2006, 12:56 AM

Here's a graphic to help illustrate the 9 circles of blog

eroswebmaster · 02-05-2006, 12:59 AM

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Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	What if the Kurd blog wanted to have it's own independent page away from the other two blogs? What if the Sunni blogs were jealous because the Shiite blog was getting more traffic? I think maybe we should just stick to one blog at a time

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Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	Actually what most bloggers don't understand is that there are 9 circles of blog First Circle - Standard run of the mill blogs. Not particularly good or bad. Second Circle - Lustful blogs. Most of our porn blogs fall into this category. Third Circle - Glutton blogs. Usually blogs with really evil recipies like double fudge chocolate chip cookies. Fourth Circle - Greedy blogs. These usually have no real content and lots of advertisements. Fifth Circle - Wrathful blogs. The blogs contain nothing but pissing contests amonst overgrown adolescents about topics that don't really matter. Sixth Circle - Heretic blogs. These are blogs that purposely give out misinformation, usually people with SEO advice. Seventh Circle - Violent blogs. Usually hate groups like the white supremacists or militant jihadists. Eigth Circle - Fraudulent blogs. Also known as Enron or Republican blogs. Ninth Circle - Traitor blogs. These are blogs for all the people who sold their sigs to alleybucks.com and became gay homosexuals. They have committed treason against the breeders.

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