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how can I get 2 blogs on one page
I want 2 blogs on the same page?
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Elmers glue?
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Or maybe mini sized blogs or double sized pages?
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What's a blog?
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Bump cause I want a blog inside a blog and inside that one I want the first one again so it's like looking into one of those trippy ass effects things.
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no one's got their tinfoil hat's on tonight? :1orglaugh
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I'm gonna go ask those people at wordpress.org
This isnt the right place for serious technical know how. :1orglaugh |
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Question is, what kind of idiot wants 2 blogs on one page?
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What if I want a blog within a blog, and another blog within that blog, and then the 3rd blog I also want next to my first blog on the same page.
And then the 2nd blog can mate with the 1st blog and spawn a new blog on another page. But then would the 1st blog get custody of the spawned blog? Who would pay blog support? Could the 3rd blog have visitation rights every other weekend and on holidays? |
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o nm thought i seen bongs
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What if we suspected that the spawned blog was hiding WMD inside of one of it's inner blogs?
Would we wait for the UN to conduct blog inspections? Or would we just invade and then hold blog elections while trying to fight against the blog insurgency? |
What if the Kurd blog wanted to have it's own independent page away from the other two blogs?
What if the Sunni blogs were jealous because the Shiite blog was getting more traffic? I think maybe we should just stick to one blog at a time |
One acronym...RSS.
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Their must be a total of 4 colums.. a sidebar on the left for the left blog, and then the post colum, a sidebar on the right for the right blog, and a post colum. the two blogs must each have separate DB & admin, but the two blogs must share the same header.php & footer.php. |
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But I could be using the wrong parser for it? |
If the 3rd blog fell in the woods, and noone was there to hear it, would it make a sound?
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Maybe I could put 9 blogs on the same page. They could be in the shape of a baseball diamond.
I could have the Who blog on 1st. The What blog on 2nd. The I don't know blog on 3rd. |
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tell me the reason for this?
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hahahaha lenny2 you are funny :P
by the way, can you show us blog in a blog thats in a blog? |
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh enough, i'm going to have a heart attack!! |
Set up the blogs on 2 different places/folders/whatever.
Add this to the page where you really want the blog: Code:
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spacedog, why don't you try adding a prefix to the blog.
you could actually run them all off the same db with different prefixes. wanna be really simple, just place one blog ina wrapper. |
Then when I go out to parties people will ask me "What's the name of your first blog" and I'll say "No, What's the name of my second blog"
Them: I don't know Me: No, that's my third blog Them: What? Me: Second blog Them: What's the name of your first blog Me: No, Who's the name of my first blog Them: What are you asking me for?? I don't know Me: Third blog!! |
This fucking thread took a right turn. :1orglaugh
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Them: I don't know
Me: No, that's my third blog Them: What? Me: Second blog Them: What's the name of your first blog Me: No, Who's the name of my first blog Them: What are you asking me for?? I don't know Me: Third blog!! who: In what state? |
have you just tried laying one monitor on top of the other spacedog?
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Magpie RSS should be able to use images np.
Or you can do as others have suggested and use different prefixes in the same db and/or use includes or frames or whatever else. |
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We can have HDBlog |
For 3.99 you can get blog-on-demand....you can pause, rewind, and fast forward your blog for up to 24 hours.
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Damn I love technology |
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yeah, go ahead & laugh. Go ahead & make puns, & scoff's. :1orglaugh
Idiot? Ok, it's too unfortunate you can't see the ingenuity behind it all. |
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Actually what most bloggers don't understand is that there are 9 circles of blog
First Circle - Standard run of the mill blogs. Not particularly good or bad. Second Circle - Lustful blogs. Most of our porn blogs fall into this category. Third Circle - Glutton blogs. Usually blogs with really evil recipies like double fudge chocolate chip cookies. Fourth Circle - Greedy blogs. These usually have no real content and lots of advertisements. Fifth Circle - Wrathful blogs. The blogs contain nothing but pissing contests amonst overgrown adolescents about topics that don't really matter. Sixth Circle - Heretic blogs. These are blogs that purposely give out misinformation, usually people with SEO advice. Seventh Circle - Violent blogs. Usually hate groups like the white supremacists or militant jihadists. Eigth Circle - Fraudulent blogs. Also known as Enron or Republican blogs. Ninth Circle - Traitor blogs. These are blogs for all the people who sold their sigs to alleybucks.com and became gay homosexuals. They have committed treason against the breeders. |
Here's a graphic to help illustrate the 9 circles of blog
http://www.amateurcleavage.com/gfy/blog.jpg |
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh @ Lenny
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