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Joe Blow · 04-17-2002, 01:51 AM

CITY BANS SATAN
INGLIS, FLA -- Mayor Carolyn Risher has made international news here by banning Satan, by mayoral proclamation, from the Inglis city limits.
"I did what was best for my town and my people," Mrs. Risher said. She did it, she said, because on a late night more than four months ago, God told her to.
The mayor believes the proclamation is working, though she cannot keep Satan from the hearts of all 1,400 residents, of course.
"There hasn?t been what I would call a mathematical drop in crimes," said Lt. Steve Morris of the Inglis Police Department. But it has brought a unity to the community that will pay off, said Lieutenant Morris and others.
"I think the law-abiding citizens have banded together and drawn some strength from what the mayor has done," Lieutenant Morris said.
Pastor Moore agrees. "We as Christians have got to take a stand for God, and reclaim our town for God," he said.
Others in town were less enthusiastic. "Count me among the embarrassed," one Inglis merchant said.
From an article by Rick Bragg in The New York Times, 3/14/02

Why the fuck is the United States full of fundamentalist fuckwitted cocksucking christian Nazi's? Hoping one of you Americans can shed some light on this.

bhutocracy · 04-17-2002, 02:13 AM

heheh.. thats pretty funny...

white protestant extremists set up puritan colonies in north america.. (y'know... wear drab clothes.. not allowed to dance.. colours are the seed of the devil..) before north america was used as a penal colony.. so yeah.. they've inherited the wackyness that we never were founded with..

volante · 04-17-2002, 02:29 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Blow
Why the fuck is the United States full of fundamentalist fuckwitted cocksucking christian Nazi's? Hoping one of you Americans can shed some light on this. [/B]

We British sent them all over on the Mayflower 'cos they thought cricket was a game of Satan...

04-17-2002, 01:51 AM	#1
Joe Blow Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: My house Posts: 276	Stupid cocksucking God-botherers CITY BANS SATAN INGLIS, FLA -- Mayor Carolyn Risher has made international news here by banning Satan, by mayoral proclamation, from the Inglis city limits. "I did what was best for my town and my people," Mrs. Risher said. She did it, she said, because on a late night more than four months ago, God told her to. The mayor believes the proclamation is working, though she cannot keep Satan from the hearts of all 1,400 residents, of course. "There hasn?t been what I would call a mathematical drop in crimes," said Lt. Steve Morris of the Inglis Police Department. But it has brought a unity to the community that will pay off, said Lieutenant Morris and others. "I think the law-abiding citizens have banded together and drawn some strength from what the mayor has done," Lieutenant Morris said. Pastor Moore agrees. "We as Christians have got to take a stand for God, and reclaim our town for God," he said. Others in town were less enthusiastic. "Count me among the embarrassed," one Inglis merchant said. From an article by Rick Bragg in The New York Times, 3/14/02 Why the fuck is the United States full of fundamentalist fuckwitted cocksucking christian Nazi's? Hoping one of you Americans can shed some light on this. __________________ Joe Blow Clickcash give you $50 just for signing up! Offer your surfers Pay-Per-View XXX Movies!

04-17-2002, 02:13 AM	#2
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	heheh.. thats pretty funny... white protestant extremists set up puritan colonies in north america.. (y'know... wear drab clothes.. not allowed to dance.. colours are the seed of the devil..) before north america was used as a penal colony.. so yeah.. they've inherited the wackyness that we never were founded with..