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BradM · 02-03-2006, 01:34 PM

2006/01/28 09:19 RICHMOND, BC Item accepted and entered into sortation plant

How long does it take to sort one fucking parcel?

MetaMan · 02-03-2006, 01:38 PM

Anal dildos look like knives on the scanner, it is probly just an honest mistake, you know BOARDER PROTECTION?

bjjb · 02-03-2006, 01:38 PM

Dunno but it took over a month for a package from sonofsam to get from his house to florida and thats after they returned it to him once before it even left the country lol

BradM · 02-03-2006, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Anal dildos look like knives on the scanner

are you serious??

RuthB · 02-03-2006, 01:39 PM

they're searching it, they know you're sending some sextoys and porn and you know how the Canada Post workers like that stuff!

Hope it reaches its destination okay Brad!

Manowar · 02-03-2006, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

Anal dildos look like knives on the scanner, it is probly just an honest mistake, you know BOARDER PROTECTION?

MetaMan · 02-03-2006, 01:40 PM

BradM remove your fucking sig, i do not want to be confused with an overweight dropout whos last time he scored with a girl was on his U8 mixed soccer team, failure, come back to GFY loser, changed his personality doesnt fit his body that looks like an eggplant, person.

MetaMan · 02-03-2006, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

are you serious??

yes they look just alike, i know a buddy in the CPS, he said every package shipped to your house is scanned.

BradM · 02-03-2006, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

BradM remove your fucking sig, i do not want to be confused with an overweight dropout whos last time he scored with a girl was on his U8 mixed soccer team, failure, come back to GFY loser, changed his personality doesnt fit his body that looks like an eggplant, person.

I fucked a fatty last night. Add that to your list of insults.

ronaldo · 02-03-2006, 02:04 PM

Canada Post is pretty brutal.

For example, we haven't had mail in 3 days now. If we get a shitload on Monday, I'll be phoning my local postmaster to bitch.

It isn't the first time either.

Having done contract work for them, I know for a fact that they don't have a problem shortening their route at times. Normally it's only missing a couple of streets for a day. 3 days IS unusual. But 3 days without ANY mail is even moreso.

MetaMan · 02-03-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

I fucked a fatty last night. Add that to your list of insults.

hey props, it doesnt matter, they all count!

different flavors is a spice to life.

BradM · 02-03-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

hey props, it doesnt matter, they all count!

different flavors is a spice to life.

It was embarrassing. She had rolls and shit everywhere so finally I was just like "where the FUCK is your pussy. can you give me a hand here? jesus christ"
Then I got bored so I just jerked off on her tits. She didn't seem to happy and I felt dirty as hell so I ran into the shower to the get the SMELL off.

Miserable night.

02-03-2006, 01:34 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Canada Post fucking sucks 2006/01/28 09:19 RICHMOND, BC Item accepted and entered into sortation plant How long does it take to sort one fucking parcel?

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02-03-2006, 01:38 PM	#2
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	Anal dildos look like knives on the scanner, it is probly just an honest mistake, you know BOARDER PROTECTION?

02-03-2006, 01:38 PM	#3
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Dunno but it took over a month for a package from sonofsam to get from his house to florida and thats after they returned it to him once before it even left the country lol

02-03-2006, 01:40 PM	#7
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	BradM remove your fucking sig, i do not want to be confused with an overweight dropout whos last time he scored with a girl was on his U8 mixed soccer team, failure, come back to GFY loser, changed his personality doesnt fit his body that looks like an eggplant, person.

02-03-2006, 02:04 PM	#10
ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	Canada Post is pretty brutal. For example, we haven't had mail in 3 days now. If we get a shitload on Monday, I'll be phoning my local postmaster to bitch. It isn't the first time either. Having done contract work for them, I know for a fact that they don't have a problem shortening their route at times. Normally it's only missing a couple of streets for a day. 3 days IS unusual. But 3 days without ANY mail is even moreso.