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BradM 02-03-2006 01:34 PM

Canada Post fucking sucks
 
2006/01/28 09:19 RICHMOND, BC Item accepted and entered into sortation plant

How long does it take to sort one fucking parcel?

MetaMan 02-03-2006 01:38 PM

Anal dildos look like knives on the scanner, it is probly just an honest mistake, you know BOARDER PROTECTION?

bjjb 02-03-2006 01:38 PM

Dunno but it took over a month for a package from sonofsam to get from his house to florida and thats after they returned it to him once before it even left the country lol

BradM 02-03-2006 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
Anal dildos look like knives on the scanner

are you serious??

RuthB 02-03-2006 01:39 PM

they're searching it, they know you're sending some sextoys and porn and you know how the Canada Post workers like that stuff! :winkwink:

Hope it reaches its destination okay Brad!

Manowar 02-03-2006 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
Anal dildos look like knives on the scanner, it is probly just an honest mistake, you know BOARDER PROTECTION?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MetaMan 02-03-2006 01:40 PM

BradM remove your fucking sig, i do not want to be confused with an overweight dropout whos last time he scored with a girl was on his U8 mixed soccer team, failure, come back to GFY loser, changed his personality doesnt fit his body that looks like an eggplant, person.

MetaMan 02-03-2006 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
are you serious??


yes they look just alike, i know a buddy in the CPS, he said every package shipped to your house is scanned.

BradM 02-03-2006 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
BradM remove your fucking sig, i do not want to be confused with an overweight dropout whos last time he scored with a girl was on his U8 mixed soccer team, failure, come back to GFY loser, changed his personality doesnt fit his body that looks like an eggplant, person.

I fucked a fatty last night. Add that to your list of insults. :(

ronaldo 02-03-2006 02:04 PM

Canada Post is pretty brutal.

For example, we haven't had mail in 3 days now. If we get a shitload on Monday, I'll be phoning my local postmaster to bitch.

It isn't the first time either.

Having done contract work for them, I know for a fact that they don't have a problem shortening their route at times. Normally it's only missing a couple of streets for a day. 3 days IS unusual. But 3 days without ANY mail is even moreso.

MetaMan 02-03-2006 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM
I fucked a fatty last night. Add that to your list of insults. :(


hey props, it doesnt matter, they all count! :thumbsup

different flavors is a spice to life.

BradM 02-03-2006 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
hey props, it doesnt matter, they all count! :thumbsup

different flavors is a spice to life.

It was embarrassing. She had rolls and shit everywhere so finally I was just like "where the FUCK is your pussy. can you give me a hand here? jesus christ"
Then I got bored so I just jerked off on her tits. She didn't seem to happy and I felt dirty as hell so I ran into the shower to the get the SMELL off.

Miserable night.


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