Mother Nature Just Bitch Slapped North Texas - GoFuckYourself.com

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 05:18 PM

And that fucked up bitch is not finished.

Man there have been tornados dropping all over around here.

I've been through that shit before...living through one direct hit is enough...LOL

FADE...You still alive? (his area is getting hit right now)

RockDaddy · 04-16-2002, 05:24 PM

Remember the Oklahoma City May 3rd tornado a couple of years ago? Missed my house by less than two blocks. My yard was full of other peoples stuff. I ran out of the house and took off in the car just seconds ahead of it, stuff was flying all around me.

They declared martial law and it looked like a nuclear bomb
had went off, complete with military.

I'd rather deal with the Hurricanes, at least you have
time to evacuate. I hate the spring here!

RD
Guess I better go turn on the tv and check the weather

jimmy3way · 04-16-2002, 06:07 PM

That's so funny, I used to bang this chick in North Texas when her hubby was out of town and her ICQ handle was Mother Nature.

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-16-2002, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by RockDaddy
Remember the Oklahoma City May 3rd tornado a couple of years ago? Missed my house by less than two blocks. My yard was full of other peoples stuff. I ran out of the house and took off in the car just seconds ahead of it, stuff was flying all around me.

They declared martial law and it looked like a nuclear bomb
had went off, complete with military.

I'd rather deal with the Hurricanes, at least you have
time to evacuate. I hate the spring here!

RD
Guess I better go turn on the tv and check the weather

I grew up in okla, now in florida, your right, hurricanes are a bit easier to deal with, but, i have seen a few tropical storms, and have heard a hurricane is like a tornado, it just lasts about 6 hours. The last one, we had to drive to daytona which is 55 miles away to check on our property, shit, there were awnings, roofs, trees limbs everywhere.

Is anyone out there near Amarillo? I have family there.

Zebra · 04-16-2002, 06:52 PM

RockDaddy - I live in Moore and remember the May 3rd tornado all too well.. It missed my house but almost got me as I was trying to drive home.. and they say this spring is supposed to be extra active.. oh joy

RockDaddy · 04-16-2002, 07:04 PM

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I grew up in okla, now in florida

I still own a house in St. Cloud and have family in Orlando.
I lived there when Andrew hit Homestead.

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I live in Moore and remember the May 3rd tornado all too well.. It missed my house but almost got me as I was trying to drive home

That was a messed up night. Slept in my car with my wife and two kids. Because of all the other tornados, I couldn't even get to any of my family or friends houses. Slept at Texaco that night.

May 3rd is my birthday and we were going to go out to dinner, never did get that bday dinner.

RD

Wizzo · 04-16-2002, 07:08 PM

Just?

North Tx was bitch Slapped long Ago...

FADE19 · 04-16-2002, 07:10 PM

Owwww!

GODDAMN....SON OF ......FUCK!

On a lighter note glad to see your still among the living Eros....man how bad did that suck?

Jamdin · 04-16-2002, 07:20 PM

It's been ususually warm for this time of year in southcentral Kansas. The wind has been 50+ mph for the past two days & I'm just waiting to see the wicked witch flying past the window when I look out. I'm getting very tired of picking up the trash barrel that the wind keeps knocking down...

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 07:48 PM

Remember when those big earthquakes hit Afghanistan a few weeks ago?

Well, I remember hearing that some dipshit Christian preacher (is there another kind?) in Texas publicly stated that God (at least his version of God) was punishing the Afghans for Sept 11.

I wonder if this dipshit feels the same about the Texas tornados.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye
Remember when those big earthquakes hit Afghanistan a few weeks ago?

Well, I remember hearing that some dipshit Christian preacher (is there another kind?) in Texas publicly stated that God (at least his version of God) was punishing the Afghans for Sept 11.

I wonder if this dipshit feels the same about the Texas tornados.

Yeah God is punishing us for the ass kicking my Mavericks have been giving to the western division this last week

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Yeah God is punishing us for the ass kicking my Mavericks have been giving to the western division this last week

The NBA doesn't have a "Western Division" you fuckin bandwagoner.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye

The NBA doesn't have a "Western Division" you fuckin bandwagoner.

far from a bandwagoner faggot.

been watching the Dallas Mavericks play since day one...

Been there through all the trials and tribulations.

I sat in the stands and watched Hakeem Olajuwon back in the days before he was even in the NBA..(ever hear of phi slamma jamma?) every time Houston came to town to play TCU.

I've lost more basketball cards than you'll ever own cocksmoker.

I've owned them all too...from Jordan's 2nd year Fleer and Barkley's Fleer rookie all the way up until I stopped collecting a few years ago.

So go in the kitchen bitch and make me a sammich..and oh shut the fuck up or I'll take my dick out of your mamma's ass and put it in your mouth.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:07 PM

Here you go cuntsmack.
This is just a small sample of what I own...this is just what I happened to have in the house sorting through...if you could only see my storage unit.

That's a combination of fleers, donruss' and topps baseball, basketball and football going clear back to '81

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

far from a bandwagoner faggot.

been watching the Dallas Mavericks play since day one...

Been there through all the trials and tribulations.

I sat in the stands and watched Hakeem Olajuwon back in the days before he was even in the NBA..(ever hear of phi slamma jamma?) every time Houston came to town to play TCU.

Hakeem played for the Houston Rockets, you fuckin dolt.

I bet you were his biggest fan back in the mid-90s. Are you one of those little crab-infested bitches following the team van trying to get a piece of the NBA? Last I heard, Hakeem isn't gay, so the only action you got that night was jerking off your fellow groupies while watching post-game locker room footage.

Typical bandwagoning bitch, now you're a Mavericks fan? How convenient. Let's get this straight once and for all: if the Mavs somehow manage to make it out of the 1st round, they're gonna get pounded by the 2-Time WORLD CHAMPION Los Angeles Lakers.

Shawn Bradley? L O Fucking L.

Edited: Almost forgot, the NBA still doesn't have a "Western Division", retard.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye

Hakeem played for the Houston Rockets, you fuckin dolt.

Oh now we see who the real bandwagoner is you fuckin' idiot.

You don't know who phi slamma jamma is...well I'm not going to tell you....you'll have to learn it all for yourself.

You just lost this one little boy.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:13 PM

here...let me give you a hint...Clyde Drexler played alongside him...and once again this is not the Rockets....

I own you now bitch.

FADE19 · 04-16-2002, 09:18 PM

"I sat in the stands and watched Hakeem Olajuwon back in the days before he was even in the NBA"

crucial word being "BEFORE"

I think you need to change your name from Hawkeye...to
MOLE BOY

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
here...let me give you a hint...Clyde Drexler played alongside him...and once again this is not the Rockets....

Did you ride the short yellow bus to school?

We were talking about your ignorance of the NBA and your recent decision to become a Mavs fan.

Hakeem and Clyde's college career have nothing to do with this.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by FADE19
"I sat in the stands and watched Hakeem Olajuwon back in the days before he was even in the NBA"

crucial word being "BEFORE"

I think you need to change your name from Hawkeye...to
MOLE BOY

No shit...the boy needs to get hooked on phonics...ROFL

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by FADE19
"I sat in the stands and watched Hakeem Olajuwon back in the days before he was even in the NBA"

crucial word being "BEFORE"

So what the fuck does this have to do with the Dallas Mavericks and the supposed NBA "Western Division"?

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye

Did you ride the short yellow bus to school?

We were talking about your ignorance of the NBA and your recent decision to become a Mavs fan.

Hakeem and Clyde's college career have nothing to do with this.

Hey anal puss...recent is not the word for it.

Been watching them long time now...about as long as I've been fucking your mother...in fact you bitch boy just might be my little bastard.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye

So what the fuck does this have to do with the Dallas Mavericks and the supposed NBA "Western Division"?

Good lord...I post something will doing my nightly submissions and all of a sudden I've never seen a basketball game before.

I know there is a midwest division...a pacific division a western conference...big fucking deal..

Only people who can't put together a decent arguent attack mispellings, grammar and simple bullshit like this.

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Hey anal puss...recent is not the word for it.

Been watching them long time now...about as long as I've been fucking your mother...in fact you bitch boy just might be my little bastard.

In other words, when I point out to the world how incredibly ignorant you are, you change the subject and start calling me names.

The Dallas Mavericks (or whatever team you happen to be cheering for this week) are pocket lint compared to the Lakers.

Deal with it.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:24 PM

I still think it's funny you didn't know who phi slamma jamma is.

Dayum...LOL

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye

In other words, when I point out to the world how incredibly ignorant you are, you change the subject and start calling me names.

The Dallas Mavericks (or whatever team you happen to be cheering for this week) are pocket lint compared to the Lakers.

Deal with it.

ROFL

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:27 PM

You lost this one...it's all evident now who the bandwagoner is.

FADE19 · 04-16-2002, 09:28 PM

So do you suck Shaq's dick professionally???

Sly_RJ · 04-16-2002, 09:28 PM

I used to live where two tornado belts met each other. Was total hell from April until late August, big ass storms at least once a week!

titmowse · 04-16-2002, 09:30 PM

even PISS is bigger in TEXAS!

FADE19 · 04-16-2002, 09:31 PM

Oh! that's right Tit...I forgot you lived here too...where you affected at all?

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I still think it's funny you didn't know who phi slamma jamma is.

Dayum...LOL

I know exactly who Phi Slamma Jamma is, but we were talking about the Dallas Mavericks.

I'm still waiting for a list of teams in the Western Division.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by FADE19
Oh! that's right Tit...I forgot you lived here too...where you affected at all?

Yeah how did you guys weather the weather?

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye

I know exactly who Phi Slamma Jamma is, but we were talking about the Dallas Mavericks.

I'm still waiting for a list of teams in the Western Division.

ROFL no man...you lost it...bandwagonner.

I own you.

FADE19 · 04-16-2002, 09:33 PM

"I know exactly who Phi Slamma Jamma is"

Translation:

Go to Internet Explorer...type in Google.com....do search on:Phi Slamma Jamma......

Response: I know exactly who Phi Slamma Jamma is

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 09:35 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

ROFL no man...you lost it...bandwagonner.

I own you.

You're not even man enough to admit your mistake?

Sad.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FADE19
"I know exactly who Phi Slamma Jamma is"

Translation:

Go to Internet Explorer...type in Google.com....do search on:Phi Slamma Jamma......

Response: I know exactly who Phi Slamma Jamma is

LMFAO!!!

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye

You're not even man enough to admit your mistake?

Sad.

Man I wish you knew exactly how much I love this shit...no kidding.

I had a board war that lasted almost 2 months turn into a $5,000 paycheck and a free trip to LA..LOL

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 09:40 PM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Man I wish you knew exactly how much I love this shit...no kidding.

I had a board war that lasted almost 2 months turn into a $5,000 paycheck and a free trip to LA..LOL

I'm still confused. Who's your favorite team this week?

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye

I'm still confused. Who's your favorite team this week?

Probably the team of your mama and sister...I love it when they tag team me.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:42 PM

Oh yeah I forgot to call you bandwagonner.

Hawkeye · 04-16-2002, 09:46 PM

Eros: I love the Dallas Mavericks! They're leading the Western Division!

Hawkeye: Dude, there's no such thing as a Western Division.

Eros: But I saw Hakeem play in college! Before he changed his name!

Hawkeye: Ok, but the Maveri....

Eros: Shut up, I own you bitch!

LOL, this is too funny. I should go do something productive. Fuck it, Wild On is showing that Brook chick. Later.

titmowse · 04-16-2002, 09:47 PM

"Yeah how did you guys weather the weather?"

We didn't get nothing but a few blasts o wind during the day. i'm at the top of texas, not to be confused with north texas which is in the right part of the state. i'm in west texas which is at the top. texas is weird.

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye

I should go do something productive.

that's one selective memory you've got there bandwagonner.

but you know what you won't be able to leave.
You'll still be watching the board refreshing ROFL

eroswebmaster · 04-16-2002, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse
i'm in west texas which is at the top. texas is weird.

Yeah I know...I've got folks from the Panhandle and everything around there including amarillo, Lubbock and further west is called the top...I never understood it...LOL

04-16-2002, 05:18 PM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Mother Nature Just Bitch Slapped North Texas And that fucked up bitch is not finished. Man there have been tornados dropping all over around here. I've been through that shit before...living through one direct hit is enough...LOL FADE...You still alive? (his area is getting hit right now) __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	That's so funny, I used to bang this chick in North Texas when her hubby was out of town and her ICQ handle was Mother Nature. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Here you go cuntsmack. This is just a small sample of what I own...this is just what I happened to have in the house sorting through...if you could only see my storage unit. That's a combination of fleers, donruss' and topps baseball, basketball and football going clear back to '81 __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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RockDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 750	Remember the Oklahoma City May 3rd tornado a couple of years ago? Missed my house by less than two blocks. My yard was full of other peoples stuff. I ran out of the house and took off in the car just seconds ahead of it, stuff was flying all around me. They declared martial law and it looked like a nuclear bomb had went off, complete with military. I'd rather deal with the Hurricanes, at least you have time to evacuate. I hate the spring here! RD Guess I better go turn on the tv and check the weather

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	Owwww! GODDAMN....SON OF ......FUCK! On a lighter note glad to see your still among the living Eros....man how bad did that suck?

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	It's been ususually warm for this time of year in southcentral Kansas. The wind has been 50+ mph for the past two days & I'm just waiting to see the wicked witch flying past the window when I look out. I'm getting very tired of picking up the trash barrel that the wind keeps knocking down...

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Hawkeye Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,291	Remember when those big earthquakes hit Afghanistan a few weeks ago? Well, I remember hearing that some dipshit Christian preacher (is there another kind?) in Texas publicly stated that God (at least his version of God) was punishing the Afghans for Sept 11. I wonder if this dipshit feels the same about the Texas tornados.

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eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	here...let me give you a hint...Clyde Drexler played alongside him...and once again this is not the Rockets.... I own you now bitch. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	"I sat in the stands and watched Hakeem Olajuwon back in the days before he was even in the NBA" crucial word being "BEFORE" I think you need to change your name from Hawkeye...to MOLE BOY

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eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	I still think it's funny you didn't know who phi slamma jamma is. Dayum...LOL __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	So do you suck Shaq's dick professionally???

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	Oh! that's right Tit...I forgot you lived here too...where you affected at all?

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	"I know exactly who Phi Slamma Jamma is" Translation: Go to Internet Explorer...type in Google.com....do search on:Phi Slamma Jamma...... Response: I know exactly who Phi Slamma Jamma is

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Hawkeye Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,291	Eros: I love the Dallas Mavericks! They're leading the Western Division! Hawkeye: Dude, there's no such thing as a Western Division. Eros: But I saw Hakeem play in college! Before he changed his name! Hawkeye: Ok, but the Maveri.... Eros: Shut up, I own you bitch! LOL, this is too funny. I should go do something productive. Fuck it, Wild On is showing that Brook chick. Later.

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	"Yeah how did you guys weather the weather?" We didn't get nothing but a few blasts o wind during the day. i'm at the top of texas, not to be confused with north texas which is in the right part of the state. i'm in west texas which is at the top. texas is weird. __________________ I still love everybody