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Old 01-31-2006, 07:34 PM   #1
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Lunch Conversation with my 6 Year Old. :)

From today's blog entry:

"Are you eating healthy today, dad?"

"Yeah."

"Do you like eating healthy?"

"Not really. I like hot dogs most."

"Yeah, and you eat a LOT of them."

"I love taking you to lunch. Someday you'll have a little boy that you can take to lunch too."

"Yep. And if you eat healthy you'll get to meet him."
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:03 PM   #2
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This is so funny I'll bump it myself. Children sure tell it like it is...
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:06 PM   #3
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aawww thats so cute - how do kids come up with things like that!
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:08 PM   #4
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:10 PM   #5
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little ones always tell it like it is ..cute.
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:13 PM   #6
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:19 PM   #7
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haha, sounds like he is trying to tell you something
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Old 01-31-2006, 08:23 PM   #8
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Hehe nice. I need to add my convos with my 5 year old girl onto mine. We have two girls one 5 and one 1.5 years old. Sibling rivalry has finally started. My older daughter drew this and put it on her door last week. I laughed for hours after seeing it.

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Old 01-31-2006, 08:24 PM   #9
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Hehe nice. I need to add my convos with my 5 year old girl onto mine. We have two girls one 5 and one 1.5 years old. Sibling rivalry has finally started. My older daughter drew this and put it on her door last week. I laughed for hours after seeing it.

thats great!
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:00 AM   #10
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Hehe nice. I need to add my convos with my 5 year old girl onto mine. We have two girls one 5 and one 1.5 years old. Sibling rivalry has finally started. My older daughter drew this and put it on her door last week. I laughed for hours after seeing it.


That's hilarious!
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:05 AM   #11
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My Daughter 7 at the time decided she wanted a boyfriend because all her friends had boyfriends.

LOL just for fun I gave her a hard time about it and she negotiated like an FBI agent trying to get a few hostages set free.

45 minutes of negotiating on why she should have a Boyfriend I had to call Ellisa in for backup! LOL

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Old 02-01-2006, 10:06 AM   #12
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I'm a part of a Big Brother's type program here in Vegas for kid's with emotional problems.
This was my lunch with 6 year old Jeremy yesterday.

Thanks for taking me to McDonald's Cary

Yeah sure, no problem Jeremy I'm glad you're not so heavily sedated today.

I have to go to the bathroom

Okay, just don't talke to strangers.

*2 minutes later*

Did you eat my french fries

Sorry I was still hungry.

*Jeremy pulls out a knife*

Don't make me cut you mother fucker


All in all it was a good lunch. I only needed 3 stitches.
Children do and say the cutest things.
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:06 AM   #13
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Why do you eat so many hotdogs? ;-}}}}
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:07 AM   #14
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:09 AM   #15
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That's some good advice right there, you have a smart kid.
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:11 AM   #16
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Why do you eat so many hotdogs? ;-}}}}
For some reason this has me cracking up even as I type my response. Fucking hilarious!


But seriously, I'm addicted to hotdogs. It really does seem to be near an addiction because I'll go into a store telling myself I won't get a hotdog while inside, but I'll smell them and walk out with one or two.
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:13 AM   #17
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Of, by the way... in that original post I forgot to notate that the word healthy is pronounced:

"Hell fee"
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:23 AM   #18
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That kid is pretty smart.
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:31 AM   #19
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I'm a part of a Big Brother's type program here in Vegas for kid's with emotional problems.
This was my lunch with 6 year old Jeremy yesterday.

Thanks for taking me to McDonald's Cary

Yeah sure, no problem Jeremy I'm glad you're not so heavily sedated today.

I have to go to the bathroom

Okay, just don't talke to strangers.

*2 minutes later*

Did you eat my french fries

Sorry I was still hungry.

*Jeremy pulls out a knife*

Don't make me cut you mother fucker


All in all it was a good lunch. I only needed 3 stitches.
Children do and say the cutest things.

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Old 02-01-2006, 10:36 AM   #20
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Cute kid... you must be proud!
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:39 AM   #21
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I'm a part of a Big Brother's type program here in Vegas for kid's with emotional problems.
This was my lunch with 6 year old Jeremy yesterday.

Thanks for taking me to McDonald's Cary

Yeah sure, no problem Jeremy I'm glad you're not so heavily sedated today.

I have to go to the bathroom

Okay, just don't talke to strangers.

*2 minutes later*

Did you eat my french fries

Sorry I was still hungry.

*Jeremy pulls out a knife*

Don't make me cut you mother fucker


All in all it was a good lunch. I only needed 3 stitches.
Children do and say the cutest things.

haha, nice of you to take a few stab wounds for a good cause
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:41 AM   #22
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Damn Donny, you got pwned by your own daughter!
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Old 02-01-2006, 10:45 AM   #23
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Damn Donny, you got pwned by your own daughter!

Son. "Someday you'll have a little boy that you can take to lunch too."
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Old 02-01-2006, 11:38 AM   #24
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lol give him a salad next time
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:08 PM   #25
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:14 PM   #26
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what a clever response

kids gonna have a lot to say when he gets older!
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:23 PM   #27
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haha too cute. seems like ya got a great kid there!
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:28 PM   #28
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Son. "Someday you'll have a little boy that you can take to lunch too."

Oops, my bad. For some reason, I thought you had a daughter. It's been a long week
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Old 02-01-2006, 03:04 PM   #29
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He's super smart. Reading already, and only in Kindergarten.
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Old 02-01-2006, 03:35 PM   #30
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Funny...This thread brought me such a big smile :-)
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that's awesome, donny!
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oh that's cute! kids are smarter than we know.
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I did indeed. And loved it!
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Aaaaaw! That was very moving...
Kids are the best gifts one could ever have.
Their witty questions and answers never cease to amze us...
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Old 02-01-2006, 08:15 PM   #38
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hahaa.. nice thread... kids these days are really smart!...
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