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Donny 01-31-2006 07:34 PM

Lunch Conversation with my 6 Year Old. :)
 
From today's blog entry:

"Are you eating healthy today, dad?"

"Yeah."

"Do you like eating healthy?"

"Not really. I like hot dogs most."

"Yeah, and you eat a LOT of them."

"I love taking you to lunch. Someday you'll have a little boy that you can take to lunch too."

"Yep. And if you eat healthy you'll get to meet him."

Donny 01-31-2006 08:03 PM

This is so funny I'll bump it myself. Children sure tell it like it is...

sweethotkayla 01-31-2006 08:06 PM

aawww thats so cute - how do kids come up with things like that!

LadyMischief 01-31-2006 08:08 PM

Too cute :)

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-31-2006 08:10 PM

little ones always tell it like it is ..cute.

BIGTYMER 01-31-2006 08:13 PM

Awwww! :)

baddog 01-31-2006 08:19 PM

haha, sounds like he is trying to tell you something

stickyfingerz 01-31-2006 08:23 PM

Hehe nice. I need to add my convos with my 5 year old girl onto mine. We have two girls one 5 and one 1.5 years old. Sibling rivalry has finally started. My older daughter drew this and put it on her door last week. I laughed for hours after seeing it.

http://www.toungeincheek.com/DSCN2187t.jpg

C_U_Next_Tuesday 01-31-2006 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
Hehe nice. I need to add my convos with my 5 year old girl onto mine. We have two girls one 5 and one 1.5 years old. Sibling rivalry has finally started. My older daughter drew this and put it on her door last week. I laughed for hours after seeing it.

http://www.toungeincheek.com/DSCN2187t.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thats great!

Donny 02-01-2006 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet
Hehe nice. I need to add my convos with my 5 year old girl onto mine. We have two girls one 5 and one 1.5 years old. Sibling rivalry has finally started. My older daughter drew this and put it on her door last week. I laughed for hours after seeing it.

http://www.toungeincheek.com/DSCN2187t.jpg


That's hilarious!

Tanker 02-01-2006 10:05 AM

My Daughter 7 at the time decided she wanted a boyfriend because all her friends had boyfriends.

LOL just for fun I gave her a hard time about it and she negotiated like an FBI agent trying to get a few hostages set free.

45 minutes of negotiating on why she should have a Boyfriend I had to call Ellisa in for backup! LOL

Kids are awesome!

eroswebmaster 02-01-2006 10:06 AM

I'm a part of a Big Brother's type program here in Vegas for kid's with emotional problems.
This was my lunch with 6 year old Jeremy yesterday.

Thanks for taking me to McDonald's Cary

Yeah sure, no problem Jeremy I'm glad you're not so heavily sedated today.

I have to go to the bathroom

Okay, just don't talke to strangers.

*2 minutes later*

Did you eat my french fries

Sorry I was still hungry.

*Jeremy pulls out a knife*

Don't make me cut you mother fucker


All in all it was a good lunch. I only needed 3 stitches.
Children do and say the cutest things.

Kimmykim 02-01-2006 10:06 AM

Why do you eat so many hotdogs? ;-}}}}

jacked 02-01-2006 10:07 AM

kids these days are way to intelligent

RayBonga 02-01-2006 10:09 AM

That's some good advice right there, you have a smart kid.

Donny 02-01-2006 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim
Why do you eat so many hotdogs? ;-}}}}

For some reason this has me cracking up even as I type my response. Fucking hilarious!


But seriously, I'm addicted to hotdogs. It really does seem to be near an addiction because I'll go into a store telling myself I won't get a hotdog while inside, but I'll smell them and walk out with one or two.

Donny 02-01-2006 10:13 AM

Of, by the way... in that original post I forgot to notate that the word healthy is pronounced:

"Hell fee"

Platinumpimp 02-01-2006 10:23 AM

That kid is pretty smart. :pimp

Donny 02-01-2006 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
I'm a part of a Big Brother's type program here in Vegas for kid's with emotional problems.
This was my lunch with 6 year old Jeremy yesterday.

Thanks for taking me to McDonald's Cary

Yeah sure, no problem Jeremy I'm glad you're not so heavily sedated today.

I have to go to the bathroom

Okay, just don't talke to strangers.

*2 minutes later*

Did you eat my french fries

Sorry I was still hungry.

*Jeremy pulls out a knife*

Don't make me cut you mother fucker


All in all it was a good lunch. I only needed 3 stitches.
Children do and say the cutest things.


:helpme :error

GlydeGirl 02-01-2006 10:36 AM

Cute kid... you must be proud!

ozmatt 02-01-2006 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
I'm a part of a Big Brother's type program here in Vegas for kid's with emotional problems.
This was my lunch with 6 year old Jeremy yesterday.

Thanks for taking me to McDonald's Cary

Yeah sure, no problem Jeremy I'm glad you're not so heavily sedated today.

I have to go to the bathroom

Okay, just don't talke to strangers.

*2 minutes later*

Did you eat my french fries

Sorry I was still hungry.

*Jeremy pulls out a knife*

Don't make me cut you mother fucker


All in all it was a good lunch. I only needed 3 stitches.
Children do and say the cutest things.


haha, nice of you to take a few stab wounds for a good cause :thumbsup

EdgeXXX 02-01-2006 10:41 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Damn Donny, you got pwned by your own daughter! :pimp

Donny 02-01-2006 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Damn Donny, you got pwned by your own daughter! :pimp


Son. "Someday you'll have a little boy that you can take to lunch too."

Sosa 02-01-2006 11:38 AM

lol give him a salad next time

wdsguy 02-01-2006 12:08 PM

haha its reading these threads that brings a smile to my face.

Fresh 02-01-2006 12:14 PM

what a clever response

kids gonna have a lot to say when he gets older!

IWantU_Jeff 02-01-2006 02:23 PM

haha too cute. seems like ya got a great kid there!

EdgeXXX 02-01-2006 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny
Son. "Someday you'll have a little boy that you can take to lunch too."


Oops, my bad. For some reason, I thought you had a daughter. It's been a long week :Oh crap

Donny 02-01-2006 03:04 PM

He's super smart. Reading already, and only in Kindergarten.

Tricksy 02-01-2006 03:35 PM

Funny...This thread brought me such a big smile :-)

~mezzanine~ 02-01-2006 03:52 PM

that's awesome, donny!

MandyBlake 02-01-2006 04:34 PM

oh that's cute! kids are smarter than we know.

Wiggles 02-01-2006 05:14 PM

oh you got 0wned by your kid!

Donny 02-01-2006 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
oh you got 0wned by your kid!


I did indeed. And loved it!

WME 02-01-2006 06:01 PM

[mush]aaawwwwww[/mush]

reynold 02-01-2006 07:34 PM

Aaaaaw! That was very moving...
Kids are the best gifts one could ever have.
Their witty questions and answers never cease to amze us...
:thumbsup :) :thumbsup :) :thumbsup

Scott McD 02-01-2006 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sniperwolf 02-01-2006 08:15 PM

hahaa.. nice thread... kids these days are really smart!...

amandaspost 02-01-2006 08:59 PM

Aww kids are awesome! :)


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