An Prince, an Italian Playboy, and a Polish steward were stranded ... - GoFuckYourself.com

J$tyle$ · 01-31-2006, 10:00 PM

on a deserted island for 2 weeks as the only 3 survirors of a Party Yacht wrecked and sunk in a vicious storm ...

They were happy to be alive, and had become quite friendly in this short time regardless of their vastly different backgrounds. Also, as luck would have it they were able to live off the fruit found plentiful all over the island. They were stranded but things could have been worse.

One day as they were exploring the island they found an old dirty bottle. When they opened it up, out popped a genie that granted them all one wish.

First, ecstatic - the Prince wished to be back at his palace and to be catered to by his harem of 50 naked women and have a feast of all his favorite meals with great music, champagne and the return of his great wealth!

Poof he was gone!

Then, quickly and excitedly - the Italian Playboy wished to be back in the French Riviera so he could party with young women of wealth, get laid - and get back to the lifestyle he'd grown so accustomed to!

Poof HE was gone!

Last, the genie turned to the Polish steward and said "What's wrong? Why do you look so sad? You should be happy!"

The Polish steward said " I miss those guys already! I wish they were back here with me!

Poof ...

EdgeXXX · 01-31-2006, 10:01 PM

Jennyfer · 02-01-2006, 02:47 PM

Haha...very funny

woj · 02-01-2006, 02:55 PM

AsianDevil · 02-01-2006, 02:59 PM

muahahhaha, perfect!

RuthB · 02-01-2006, 03:02 PM

that's one DEAD Polish Steward!

Manowar · 02-01-2006, 03:35 PM

Shaft_1971 · 02-01-2006, 03:38 PM

HAHA - That's funny

reynold · 02-02-2006, 05:04 AM

That was very funny! I hereby award it the Joke of the Day.

01-31-2006, 10:00 PM	#1
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	A Prince, an Italian Playboy, and a Polish steward were stranded ... on a deserted island for 2 weeks as the only 3 survirors of a Party Yacht wrecked and sunk in a vicious storm ... They were happy to be alive, and had become quite friendly in this short time regardless of their vastly different backgrounds. Also, as luck would have it they were able to live off the fruit found plentiful all over the island. They were stranded but things could have been worse. One day as they were exploring the island they found an old dirty bottle. When they opened it up, out popped a genie that granted them all one wish. First, ecstatic - the Prince wished to be back at his palace and to be catered to by his harem of 50 naked women and have a feast of all his favorite meals with great music, champagne and the return of his great wealth! Poof he was gone! Then, quickly and excitedly - the Italian Playboy wished to be back in the French Riviera so he could party with young women of wealth, get laid - and get back to the lifestyle he'd grown so accustomed to! Poof HE was gone! Last, the genie turned to the Polish steward and said "What's wrong? Why do you look so sad? You should be happy!" The Polish steward said " I miss those guys already! I wish they were back here with me! Poof ... Last edited by J$tyle$; 01-31-2006 at 10:01 PM..

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	That was very funny! I hereby award it the Joke of the Day.