Question about ass shaving - GoFuckYourself.com

The Sultan Of Smut · 09-09-2005, 09:40 PM

This is a question to the content guys (or girls) that shave the hair off their ass holes. Is there a trick to not having your farts not sound like you're shitting your pants? I ask this because I enjoy farting around people in public but every time I do after shaving my ass my buddies make some comment like 'you better change you ginch dude'.

Serious replies only.

The Sultan Of Smut · 09-09-2005, 09:42 PM

I should also have mentioned that I started shaving my ass - while ass wasn't too hairy to start with - I started to get more rimmers

Spunky · 09-09-2005, 09:45 PM

Exhausting gas is nothing to be ashamed of...it relieves stress

Empress_JoinRightNow · 09-09-2005, 09:49 PM

I love to fart. But I do not shave my ass though. Got no hair there.

Holly · 09-09-2005, 09:51 PM

A little tmi for me... however, the best advice I can give you is this: wax. I haven't shaved in years and would never go back. Go to a nice salon and they will take everything off for you. No shaving, no bumps, no razor rash, and it lasts for weeks... smooth as a baby's butt. I usually have a pedicure that day, too.

I have no idea what to do about your flatulence problem. And congrats on the rimmers.

MandyBlake · 09-09-2005, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

A little tmi for me... however, the best advice I can give you is this: wax. I haven't shaved in years and would never go back. Go to a nice salon and they will take everything off for you. No shaving, no bumps, no razor rash, and it lasts for weeks... smooth as a baby's butt. I usually have a pedicure that day, too.

I have no idea what to do about your flatulence problem. And congrats on the rimmers.

i have a one word reply.
OUCH! lol

chazer · 09-09-2005, 10:04 PM

Alot of places won't wax male nether regions. At least around where I am.

Spunky · 09-09-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by chazer

Alot of places won't wax male nether regions. At least around where I am.

Not without it costing you 20 bucks

Holly · 09-09-2005, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

i have a one word reply.
OUCH! lol

It's not that bad after you do it for awhile. Everything comes off really easy. BUT, several months ago the girl who always does me was pregnant and out on a leave. I got this new chic and she got the wax too hot and burned me. That hurt like a BITCH for 2 or 3 days.

If you ever start doing it you'll never go back to shaving.

3M TA3 · 09-09-2005, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

It's not that bad after you do it for awhile. Everything comes off really easy. BUT, several months ago the girl who always does me was pregnant and out on a leave. I got this new chic and she got the wax too hot and burned me. That hurt like a BITCH for 2 or 3 days.

If you ever start doing it you'll never go back to shaving.

i use the wax at home kits and they work very well. i wax my hands and nuckles and it doesn't hurt a bit.

I tried shaved my feet and toes ones but got ingrown hairs. does this happen with waxing?

Holly · 09-09-2005, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueMoon

i use the wax at home kits and they work very well. i wax my hands and nuckles and it doesn't hurt a bit.

I tried shaved my feet and toes ones but got ingrown hairs. does this happen with waxing?

lol, I've never heard of shaving your feet.

No, I've never gotten an ingrown hair from waxing. That's one of the big pluses.

Nismo · 09-09-2005, 10:27 PM

Fuck hot wax and Fuck shaving it.

Use Sally Hansons Lotion Hair Remover. You can even get the shit in a spray bottle.

MandyBlake · 09-09-2005, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

It's not that bad after you do it for awhile. Everything comes off really easy. BUT, several months ago the girl who always does me was pregnant and out on a leave. I got this new chic and she got the wax too hot and burned me. That hurt like a BITCH for 2 or 3 days.

If you ever start doing it you'll never go back to shaving.

oh man i can imagine!
i'm sure i wouldn't go back to shaving...but its taking that first step.

Jakke PNG · 09-09-2005, 10:30 PM

I've been at my summer cottage (without running water) for 1½ month now, my balls are hairy. I have contemplated at using tweezers to pull all those pesky hairs out... So far I've been too pussy to go for it.
This has been a public service announcement.

bringer · 09-09-2005, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

It's not that bad after you do it for awhile. Everything comes off really easy. BUT, several months ago the girl who always does me was pregnant and out on a leave. I got this new chic and she got the wax too hot and burned me. That hurt like a BITCH for 2 or 3 days.

If you ever start doing it you'll never go back to shaving.

hit me up on icq
i need after pics

jigg · 09-09-2005, 10:33 PM

what is the difference in going to a salon to get waxed and not get any bumps?

no surprise on the rimmers, most people don't like eating hair

3M TA3 · 09-09-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I've been at my summer cottage (without running water) for 1½ month now, my balls are hairy. I have contemplated at using tweezers to pull all those pesky hairs out... So far I've been too pussy to go for it.
This has been a public service announcement.

my kind of place...no running water but internet!!

3M TA3 · 09-09-2005, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

lol, I've never heard of shaving your feet.

No, I've never gotten an ingrown hair from waxing. That's one of the big pluses.

well you get that unsightly hair off your toes and upper foot.

I don't like hair. I'm actually trying to pick bets around the office so if i loose i'll shave my head.

I'm picky about the way i look. but i'm picky cheap. i need a good haircut but i'm not spending a fortune on it. i'm like that with everything.

Jakke PNG · 09-09-2005, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueMoon

my kind of place...no running water but internet!!

Lol, yeah.

2mbps adsl but no running water or indoors plumming

3M TA3 · 09-09-2005, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Lol, yeah.

2mbps adsl but no running water or indoors plumming

sounds like heaven

i moved to phoenix a few months back from a little town of 800 people and now I get pissed when i have 1/2 the bars on my cell phone

Holly · 09-09-2005, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

Fuck hot wax and Fuck shaving it.

Use Sally Hansons Lotion Hair Remover. You can even get the shit in a spray bottle.

Are you going to the Southern Miss game tomorrow?

edit: lotion hair removal sucks. All that mess is nasty.

Holly · 09-09-2005, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

hit me up on icq
i need after pics

Unfortunately, I did not have the forethought to take pictures of my burned crotch, to share later. Disappointing, I know.

Nismo · 09-09-2005, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Are you going to the Southern Miss game tomorrow?

edit: lotion hair removal sucks. All that mess is nasty.

I was suppose to go to the game, but not now.

and I will agree most hair removal lotion fucking sucks. However, sally hansons is the best.

bringer · 09-09-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Unfortunately, I did not have the forethought to take pictures of my burned crotch, to share later. Disappointing, I know.

i was looking more for a job well done pic

GatorB · 09-09-2005, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

A little tmi for me... however, the best advice I can give you is this: wax. I haven't shaved in years and would never go back. Go to a nice salon and they will take everything off for you. No shaving, no bumps, no razor rash, and it lasts for weeks... smooth as a baby's butt. .

A salon will wax your BUTTHOLE? That's what he was talking about his BUTTHOLE not his butt. That's a HUGE difference.

Holly · 09-09-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jigg

what is the difference in going to a salon to get waxed and not get any bumps?

no surprise on the rimmers, most people don't like eating hair

jigg- next time I go to get waxed, I am taking you with me. You are still my favorite twink.

(When you shave, it cuts the hair off at the skin line and sometimes it grows back in and curves into your skin, causing an ingrown hair. Waxing pulls the hair out at the root, so it takes a long time to grow back, and it's usually, smooth, fine hairs.)

Holly · 09-09-2005, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Nismo

I was suppose to go to the game, but not now.

and I will agree most hair removal lotion fucking sucks. However, sally hansons is the best.

I'm probably going to be at the Arkansas game in a couple of weeks. I've got skybox tickets.

Holly · 09-09-2005, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

i was looking more for a job well done pic

Meet me behind the Red Lobster and I will show you the real deal.

Holly · 09-09-2005, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

A salon will wax your BUTTHOLE? That's what he was talking about his BUTTHOLE not his butt. That's a HUGE difference.

I will admit that I don't know my salon's policy about males, and I never see them in there getting waxed. But for females, yes, they will and do wax everything, including your BUTTHOLE. It's a bottom to top procedure.

bringer · 09-09-2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Meet me behind the Red Lobster and I will show you the real deal.

ill be waiting

GatorB · 09-09-2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

I will admit that I don't know my salon's policy about males, and I never see them in there getting waxed. But for females, yes, they will and do wax everything, including your BUTTHOLE. It's a bottom to top procedure.

A seriously doubt any female has as much hair on her butthole as me that's for sure. I definately would get charged extra.

bringer · 09-09-2005, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

A seriously doubt any female has as much hair on her butthole as me that's for sure. I definately would get charged extra.

you have those buffalo size dingle berries every time you shit?

Holly · 09-09-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

ill be waiting

Order me a shrimp pasta and one of those strawberry daiquiris with the whipped creme on top, to go.

Holly · 09-09-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

A seriously doubt any female has as much hair on her butthole as me that's for sure. I definitely would get charged extra.

I can tell you with all sincerity, that I truly hope that my butthole is not as hairy as yours. However, if you go and tell them you want "everything" off, they're gonna do your butthole region too, unless you tell them not to.

GatorB · 09-09-2005, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bringer

you have those buffalo size dingle berries every time you shit?

No I usually use about a half a roll of toilet paper to make sure I get as much as a I can.

GatorB · 09-09-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

I can tell you with all sincerity, that I truly hope that my butthole is not as hairy as yours. However, if you go and tell them you want "everything" off, they're gonna do your butthole region too, unless you tell them not to.

That would be a mighty fine episode of "Dirty Jobs" now wouldn't it?

Sly · 09-09-2005, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

jigg- next time I go to get waxed, I am taking you with me. You are still my favorite twink.

You fuckin' whore!

Holly · 09-09-2005, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

You fuckin' whore!

Oh, shit. Busted.

In my own defense... emotionally, it is more than I can handle, seeing you become the fuck toy of 75% of the posters on this board. I have to put up walls to protect myself from your hurt. I'm a Capricorn, you know. Plus, my pool has algae in it since the big storm last week, so I'm pissed that I've spent all week trying to get it clean. *Someone* has not been doing his job.

Lykos · 01-31-2006, 09:48 PM

jesus,u r crazy

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-31-2006, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly

A little tmi for me... however, the best advice I can give you is this: wax. I haven't shaved in years and would never go back. Go to a nice salon and they will take everything off for you. No shaving, no bumps, no razor rash, and it lasts for weeks... smooth as a baby's butt. I usually have a pedicure that day, too.

I have no idea what to do about your flatulence problem. And congrats on the rimmers.

I used to wax this body builder guy when I worked in the salon. When it came time to do the asshole, I always brang in the gay owner to take care of that

I didnt know that hairs on the ass had anything to do with the sound or smell of flatulence

reynold · 02-02-2006, 02:25 AM

I will never try to shave my ass for a reason or another.

Antonio · 02-02-2006, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

No, I've never gotten an ingrown hair from waxing. That's one of the big pluses.

I've waxed my chest 2 or 3 times, I get million small 'pimples', didn't mind the pain at all, but the day after I look like I have some skin disease

u-Bob · 02-02-2006, 03:52 AM

The Duck · 02-02-2006, 03:58 AM

Well I dont know what to say.

Scott McD · 02-02-2006, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

But for females, yes, they will and do wax everything, including your BUTTHOLE. It's a bottom to top procedure.

Damn, i wanna watch that shit...

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