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paterson3713 · 02-01-2006, 12:51 AM

50 clueless program reps

Krille · 02-01-2006, 12:51 AM

a real webmaster working for pornkings would make sure all sites are working and not pointing to domainparking sites...

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/570738-pornkings-teh-suck.html

Spider Ninja · 02-01-2006, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paterson3713

50 clueless program reps

rep-a-mania

dropped9 · 02-01-2006, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krille

a real webmaster working for pornkings would make sure all sites are working and not pointing to domainparking sites...

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/570738-pornkings-teh-suck.html

Stop trolling for dirt. You will loose each time.

Krille · 02-01-2006, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

Stop trolling for dirt. You will loose each time.

stop, you are scaring me!

FlexxAeon · 02-01-2006, 01:03 AM

i can build a bad ass website with only photoshop and notepad

INever · 02-01-2006, 01:37 AM

ranking in the serps and $ in the bank = webmaster

Spider Ninja · 02-01-2006, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

i can build a bad ass website with only photoshop and notepad

Tanker · 02-01-2006, 01:45 AM

Its official as of today I am a webmaster

I always wondered what they do! you listed the credentials and I can accomplish the list

Thanks Jayman you have given me a bit of hope!

darnit · 02-01-2006, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

all I have is ICQ and a picture of a Ferrari

best. answer. yet.

V_RocKs · 02-01-2006, 03:34 AM

Do you know how to template a site with 40,000 webpages with only 1 PHP page?

media · 02-01-2006, 03:39 AM

I'd say 2/3 of the webmaster population is not really a true webmaster.. more of a wysiwyg type person with limited scripting knownledge...

tranza · 02-01-2006, 04:31 AM

The only no would be to telnet.

Nicky · 02-01-2006, 05:08 AM

I do think of my self as a webmaster after 6+ years doing adult websites and everything that comes around it.....

Manowar · 02-01-2006, 05:14 AM

whats a websight?

polle54 · 02-01-2006, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

Yes to all of those subject and you can xhtml, css, php and C++.
Soon assembly and C embedded.
In a year or so I will have good knowledge of these two subjects as well.

I use automation in many different ways.
I manage adult sites with around 100k/day total traffic.
I have a few gambling sites.
I make danish homesites with full admin parts.

I would like to call myself a webmaster, not a professionel one at the moment though.

polle54 · 02-01-2006, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

Can you write html? Nope but dreamweaver can and so can my web compliant html guy can for anything critical

Do you know your way around photoshop? Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? SSH sure Mysql I have but dont mess with now days

You know anything about automation? I have a few cars yes

Do you know how to read your stats? I try not to check stats to much I check P and L spreadsheets monthly

Dreamweaver is gay, I prefer to code my sites in notepad

mikeyddddd · 02-01-2006, 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Who here is actually a real webmaster?

I am a reasonable facsimile.

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

woj · 02-01-2006, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3

all I have is ICQ and a picture of a Ferrari

Fabien · 02-01-2006, 05:45 AM

Where's the free porn ?

Xpics rules

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-01-2006, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

i stare at boobs all day

then you are a true webmaster

onlytease · 02-01-2006, 06:55 AM

yes to them all.

B2BwithJoeD · 02-01-2006, 07:08 AM

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Stallion · 02-01-2006, 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

yes to all the above, I pass wooohooo

PussyTeenies · 02-01-2006, 07:11 AM

short anwser : YES
long anwser: and also certified MSCE 2k/XP , Unix admin , RHCE, SunOs admin you name it

EroticySteve · 02-01-2006, 07:15 AM

4 out of 5 aint bad.

Kinky John · 02-01-2006, 07:18 AM

i guess i aint a webmaster then . . mainly a shooter tbh

Anthony · 02-01-2006, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

Wow.

Wish I could do that.

Spunky · 02-01-2006, 07:29 AM

I do most things except photoshop..I just hire someone to do the design stuff

Ice · 02-01-2006, 07:32 AM

Are you one?

Yes

Can you write html?

Yes

Do you know your way around photoshop?

Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

Yes

You know anything about automation?

Yes

Do you know how to read your stats?

Yes

Doc911 · 02-01-2006, 07:37 AM

all of the above and much much more

twist · 02-01-2006, 09:16 AM

Focus what you're good at and hire others for the rest is my motto.

dropped9 · 02-01-2006, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Wow.

Wish I could do that.

One day young grasshopper.... one day....

StuartD · 02-01-2006, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

It's so sad that I do know all those things. I really need a life

Anthony · 02-01-2006, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

One day young grasshopper.... one day....

Can you teach me, my master?

dropped9 · 02-01-2006, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Can you teach me, my master?

Nope, no can do...

noooob

Deej · 02-01-2006, 09:49 AM

WHo needs HTML.....when we all have Geocities

Anthony · 02-01-2006, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Nope, no can do...

noooob

PPPPlllleeeeaaasssseeee?

I wanna make enough money to quit my day job at Wendy's.

blazin · 02-01-2006, 09:52 AM

Can do most technical things myself, don't know how to use photoshop though.. my skills are mostly sys admin, software development & integration.

Know html & basic css stuff, but I use dreamweaver since it makes life a hell of a lot easier.

monro · 02-01-2006, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

It scares me how untechnical most webmasters are.

Yes, and all those jet pilots who can't change engines.

Anthony · 02-01-2006, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

It scares me how untechnical most webmasters are.

That's why I hire programmers.

Pornwolf · 02-01-2006, 10:10 AM

I'll be honest, I consider Telnet the black screen of death for me. I always feel like I'm gonna crash the server everytime I have to use it.

mardigras · 02-01-2006, 10:31 AM

"Can you write html?"

Yes, and because of the way I learned I use no editors. It's strictly notepad except the occasion when the file is too large, then I use wordpad.

"Do you know your way around photoshop?"

Enough for my current needs but advancing is on my to do list

"How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?"

Check on FTP, CHMOD, etc, I don't use telnet, I don't write php but I can set up a mysql database, install a script and have gotten comfortable enough around scripts I can extract just the parts I want to customize a page without breaking the rest

"You know anything about automation?"

Been tinkering with this a good bit lately. I Just modified and set up a calendar script for a nightclub's website that I maintain that takes the data and displays it in 4 locations on their site (today's events spotlighted at the top the main page, a list of the upcoming week's events also on the main page, a separate full schedule page and a calendar view). For other sites I have set up scripts to dole out random and daily items to give an appearance of "constantly updated" sometimes supplimented with 3rd party plugins.

"Do you know how to read your stats?"

Yep. I find especially interesting how people got to my site and what they were searching for.

"I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is....."

I'm real. I can build a functional webpage. I don't know if I'm wtf

Sam Granger · 02-01-2006, 10:39 AM

I am, just not an adult one yet

Are you one? - yes

Can you write html? - yes (xhtml, css, tableless, you name it)

Do you know your way around photoshop? - yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? - yes, i could even upload through dos or cmd if needed. I know php a bit and sql

You know anything about automation? - yes

Do you know how to read your stats? - yes

Roald · 02-01-2006, 10:44 AM

I am just fucking around

GatorB · 02-01-2006, 10:59 AM

Whoc ares if someone is a "real" webmaster? Can I write HTML. yes. being a "real" webmaster I'm surpirsed you didn't ask about Xhtml or Css. Never used Photshop. I can and have used FTP. Don't jack shit about php, scripts, and mysql dbs. Don't really need to at this point. My method of making money doesn't actually require any of that. And in the end that's the bottom line. Of course I don't call myself a "webmaster" either. I consider myself more of salesman since basically what I do is get people to buy products and/or services for companies in which I am paid a comission.

Barefootsies · 02-01-2006, 11:25 AM

All of theee above.

Nookster · 02-01-2006, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by media

I'd say 2/3 of the webmaster population is not really a true webmaster.. more of a wysiwyg type person with limited scripting knownledge...

I agree. (This includes Headless)

seeric · 02-01-2006, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless

Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?

I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

this guy is

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...ar3/z01783.jpg

Nookster · 02-01-2006, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

this guy is

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...ar3/z01783.jpg

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02-01-2006, 07:29 AM	#79
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02-01-2006, 07:32 AM	#80
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02-01-2006, 09:52 AM	#89
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02-01-2006, 10:10 AM	#92
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02-01-2006, 10:31 AM	#93
mardigras Bon temps! Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: down yonder Posts: 14,194	"Can you write html?" Yes, and because of the way I learned I use no editors. It's strictly notepad except the occasion when the file is too large, then I use wordpad. "Do you know your way around photoshop?" Enough for my current needs but advancing is on my to do list "How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?" Check on FTP, CHMOD, etc, I don't use telnet, I don't write php but I can set up a mysql database, install a script and have gotten comfortable enough around scripts I can extract just the parts I want to customize a page without breaking the rest "You know anything about automation?" Been tinkering with this a good bit lately. I Just modified and set up a calendar script for a nightclub's website that I maintain that takes the data and displays it in 4 locations on their site (today's events spotlighted at the top the main page, a list of the upcoming week's events also on the main page, a separate full schedule page and a calendar view). For other sites I have set up scripts to dole out random and daily items to give an appearance of "constantly updated" sometimes supplimented with 3rd party plugins. "Do you know how to read your stats?" Yep. I find especially interesting how people got to my site and what they were searching for. "I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is....." I'm real. I can build a functional webpage. I don't know if I'm wtf

02-01-2006, 10:39 AM	#94
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02-01-2006, 10:59 AM	#96
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	Whoc ares if someone is a "real" webmaster? Can I write HTML. yes. being a "real" webmaster I'm surpirsed you didn't ask about Xhtml or Css. Never used Photshop. I can and have used FTP. Don't jack shit about php, scripts, and mysql dbs. Don't really need to at this point. My method of making money doesn't actually require any of that. And in the end that's the bottom line. Of course I don't call myself a "webmaster" either. I consider myself more of salesman since basically what I do is get people to buy products and/or services for companies in which I am paid a comission.

02-01-2006, 11:25 AM	#97
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