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jact 02-01-2006 12:02 AM

One of the many hats I wear is webmaster. Something very rare in our industry. WYSIWYG editors make it so any baboon can run a site these days.

Zuzana Designs 02-01-2006 12:05 AM

I'm a webmaster :) can do all of the above .. and learn more everyday

SilentKnight 02-01-2006 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

All of the above, although I let the wife do the html (I hate doin' it).

You should've added marketing and promotion to the list, though. That's a huge chunk of being a successful webmaster IMO.

The Sultan Of Smut 02-01-2006 12:15 AM

yes yes yes yes yes and yes

3M TA3 02-01-2006 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bangman
You know what bugs me?
When kids say they are a webmaster, or own a web site, just because they have a poorly developed myspace page, auto-generated angelfire etc page.
That just really bugs me...

Like, FUCK YOU - DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT <TR> MEANS?

I don't know. For some reason that really gets on my nerves.


like this guy?
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/charlton24/

my patience was maxed out after a year. i was as nice as i could be, then i had to move out of state to get away.

chupachups 02-01-2006 12:26 AM

yes
excellently
yes, so so, yes, so so
a lot
yes

pocketkangaroo 02-01-2006 12:32 AM

I actually don't do any of those tasks very well. I know enough to get by, but typically hire someone to do programming and design for me. My skill is in SEO, so I'd rather pay people to get what I want faster than I could ever do it. Then again, I don't refer to myself as a webmaster, more like an Internet marketer.

datatank 02-01-2006 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....


Can you write html? Nope but dreamweaver can and so can my web compliant html guy can for anything critical

Do you know your way around photoshop? Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? SSH sure Mysql I have but dont mess with now days

You know anything about automation? I have a few cars yes

Do you know how to read your stats? I try not to check stats to much I check P and L spreadsheets monthly

paterson3713 02-01-2006 12:48 AM

I am the master of web!

webgurl 02-01-2006 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

I am not a super webmaster but I can read HTML ,
make and submit galleries , run tgp scripts , tradescripts ,
run tgp and mgp
know photoshop most of the functions ,
if you can't even read stats u better go back to school :upsidedow :Oh crap

paterson3713 02-01-2006 12:51 AM

50 clueless program reps

Krille 02-01-2006 12:51 AM

a real webmaster working for pornkings would make sure all sites are working and not pointing to domainparking sites...

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/570738-pornkings-teh-suck.html

Spider Ninja 02-01-2006 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paterson3713
50 clueless program reps

rep-a-mania

dropped9 02-01-2006 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krille
a real webmaster working for pornkings would make sure all sites are working and not pointing to domainparking sites...

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/570738-pornkings-teh-suck.html

Stop trolling for dirt. You will loose each time.

Krille 02-01-2006 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Stop trolling for dirt. You will loose each time.

stop, you are scaring me! :Oh crap

FlexxAeon 02-01-2006 01:03 AM

i can build a bad ass website with only photoshop and notepad :thumbsup

INever 02-01-2006 01:37 AM

ranking in the serps and $ in the bank = webmaster

Spider Ninja 02-01-2006 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon
i can build a bad ass website with only photoshop and notepad :thumbsup

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Tanker 02-01-2006 01:45 AM

Its official as of today I am a webmaster

I always wondered what they do! you listed the credentials and I can accomplish the list

Thanks Jayman you have given me a bit of hope! :)

darnit 02-01-2006 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3
all I have is ICQ and a picture of a Ferrari

best. answer. yet. :1orglaugh

V_RocKs 02-01-2006 03:34 AM

Do you know how to template a site with 40,000 webpages with only 1 PHP page?

media 02-01-2006 03:39 AM

I'd say 2/3 of the webmaster population is not really a true webmaster.. more of a wysiwyg type person with limited scripting knownledge...

tranza 02-01-2006 04:31 AM

The only no would be to telnet.

:)

Nicky 02-01-2006 05:08 AM

I do think of my self as a webmaster after 6+ years doing adult websites and everything that comes around it.....

Manowar 02-01-2006 05:14 AM

whats a websight?

polle54 02-01-2006 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....


Yes to all of those subject and you can xhtml, css, php and C++.
Soon assembly and C embedded.
In a year or so I will have good knowledge of these two subjects as well.

I use automation in many different ways.
I manage adult sites with around 100k/day total traffic.
I have a few gambling sites.
I make danish homesites with full admin parts.

I would like to call myself a webmaster, not a professionel one at the moment though.

polle54 02-01-2006 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank
Can you write html? Nope but dreamweaver can and so can my web compliant html guy can for anything critical

Do you know your way around photoshop? Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs? SSH sure Mysql I have but dont mess with now days

You know anything about automation? I have a few cars yes

Do you know how to read your stats? I try not to check stats to much I check P and L spreadsheets monthly


Dreamweaver is gay, I prefer to code my sites in notepad :)

mikeyddddd 02-01-2006 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Who here is actually a real webmaster?

I am a reasonable facsimile.

Can you write html?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg
Do you know your way around photoshop?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg
How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg
You know anything about automation?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg
Do you know how to read your stats?
http://www.rismedia.com/realtorsonth.../checkmark.jpg

woj 02-01-2006 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3M TA3
all I have is ICQ and a picture of a Ferrari

:1orglaugh

Fabien 02-01-2006 05:45 AM

Where's the free porn ?

Xpics rules

C_U_Next_Tuesday 02-01-2006 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz
i stare at boobs all day

then you are a true webmaster :winkwink:

onlytease 02-01-2006 06:55 AM

yes to them all.

B2BwithJoeD 02-01-2006 07:08 AM

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Stallion 02-01-2006 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....


yes to all the above, I pass wooohooo

PussyTeenies 02-01-2006 07:11 AM

short anwser : YES
long anwser: and also certified MSCE 2k/XP , Unix admin , RHCE, SunOs admin you name it :)

EroticySteve 02-01-2006 07:15 AM

4 out of 5 aint bad.

Kinky John 02-01-2006 07:18 AM

i guess i aint a webmaster then . . mainly a shooter tbh

Anthony 02-01-2006 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
Are you one?

Can you write html?

Do you know your way around photoshop?

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

You know anything about automation?

Do you know how to read your stats?


I'm curious. I'm curious if any of you actually know wtf a real webmaster is.....

Wow.

Wish I could do that. :winkwink:

Spunky 02-01-2006 07:29 AM

I do most things except photoshop..I just hire someone to do the design stuff

Ice 02-01-2006 07:32 AM

Are you one?

Yes

Can you write html?

Yes

Do you know your way around photoshop?

Yes

How about ftp, telnet, scripts, and mysql dbs?

Yes

You know anything about automation?

Yes

Do you know how to read your stats?

Yes


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