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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: LA
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Great Joke...I have to Share...
Subject: Wal-Mart Diagnostic Computer
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen you don't have to spend that kind of money." Mike replies, "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars.....a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for a urine sample. ! He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and waits for the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softner. (Aisle 9) 2. You dog has ringworm. Bath him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
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hahahahahahahaha
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
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rofl funny shit
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lol
I expected something like that but that was funny |
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very funny good one
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#8 |
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that made me laugh
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#9 |
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Thanks, I thought so too.
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Hope they dont get a computer like that where I work lol
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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such a long narrative but it is worth a laugh!
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too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: East side, West side, Worldwide!
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I had heard that one before, still got a laugh
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