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  • Semi-Retired-Dave
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2004
    • 11190

    #1

    Great Joke...I have to Share...

    Subject: Wal-Mart Diagnostic Computer

    One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,

    "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

    "Listen you don't have to spend that kind of money." Mike replies,

    "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars.....a lot cheaper than a doctor."

    So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for a urine sample. ! He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

    "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

    Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

    That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

    Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and waits for the results.

    The computer prints the following:

    1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softner. (Aisle 9)

    2. You dog has ringworm. Bath him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

    3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

    4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

    5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

    Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart
    Support a Good Cause
  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    hahahahahahahaha

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    • JoeMeca
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2005
      • 2266

      #3
      rofl funny shit

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        That was kinda funny

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        • Doctor Dre
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jan 2001
          • 51692

          #5
          lol
          I expected something like that but that was funny
          Originally posted by rayadp05
          I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            very funny good one

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            • Ice
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 26053

              #7
              icq 1904905

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              • sickbeatz
                The Hustler
                • Feb 2005
                • 4993

                #8
                that made me laugh

                GalleryFeeder.com

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                • Semi-Retired-Dave
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 11190

                  #9
                  Thanks, I thought so too.
                  Support a Good Cause

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                  • Fah King
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 676

                    #10
                    Hope they dont get a computer like that where I work lol
                    "I use SplitInfinity Web Hosting and VOIP services" and its Great!

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                    • reynold
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 51271

                      #11
                      such a long narrative but it is worth a laugh!

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                      • RayBonga
                        too cool for highschool
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 12164

                        #12
                        I had heard that one before, still got a laugh

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