Calculate your age of death - GoFuckYourself.com

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 09:36 AM

A friend of mine sent this over to me and I thought I would share with you guys to see just how long you'll be around!

Just answer the questions truthfully and it's supposed to be a close calculation to see how long you'll live. I made it up to 86 years old... not bad!

Death Calculator

Rochard · 02-08-2006, 09:39 AM

Way too much math for me this early in the morning. However, as long as I die knowing that Vanilla truely loves me, I'll die a happy man!

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

Way too much math for me this early in the morning. However, as long as I die knowing that Vanilla truely loves me, I'll die a happy man!

Haha - it took me five minutes to do - Lazy little shit!!

I luv you, baby!!! Muah~

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 09:46 AM

Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest!

Rochard · 02-08-2006, 09:47 AM

Okay, I did it. I got a 90 so I'm good to go.

Ironically, my grandmother just passed away last year and she was also 90.

Rochard · 02-08-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest!

Oh SNAP.

I love you. I want you to have all of my children!

StuartD · 02-08-2006, 09:48 AM

hmm.. they should have made that into a javascript form... that does the math for you.

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

hmm.. they should have made that into a javascript form... that does the math for you.

I was thinking that too. I am not used to having to add in my head anymore!! Haha Isn't that pathetic??

StuartD · 02-08-2006, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

I was thinking that too. I am not used to having to add in my head anymore!! Haha Isn't that pathetic??

It's why I became a programmer, so I could write stuff to do the hard work for me!

I got a 90 anyway. I'll be old!

Mrs. Lenny2 · 02-08-2006, 09:52 AM

According to this calculator, I'll live until the age of 96. Not too shabby.

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 09:56 AM

Well, Shit... So far, you guys are all going to live longer than me!

seeric · 02-08-2006, 09:57 AM

mine says i shoulda been dead at 19.

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

mine says i shoulda been dead at 19.

Well... Ummm... It was nice knowing you!

MaDalton · 02-08-2006, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest!

that picture without warning just cost me 2 years

tASSy · 02-08-2006, 10:22 AM

well, i never wanted to be in the granny-fucking niche anyway =)

i'm only going to be 82, that means we've got less time than we thought to get naughty, 'nilla - we'd better start making plans!

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

that picture without warning just cost me 2 years

LOL - I was hoping that it would add a couple years... not take from you.

Jace · 02-08-2006, 10:26 AM

i can already tell you now that I should have been dead already...LOL...don't need a calculator for that...anything beyond 5 years ago is a blessing

Sam Granger · 02-08-2006, 10:27 AM

96

Yay!

MaDalton · 02-08-2006, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

LOL - I was hoping that it would add a couple years... not take from you.

i have a weak heart...

sperbonzo · 02-08-2006, 10:30 AM

97.5.... That sounds about right.... Fits right in with the plan. That will mean 47.5 years of retirement, happily raising a family and spending time on my boat.

GlydeGirl · 02-08-2006, 10:31 AM

Woo hoo -- I should live to 99!

EdgeXXX · 02-08-2006, 10:32 AM

Well Fuck ME..... says I will die in my 50s; ain't that a bitch? Oh well, I guess I better start packing, I only got 20 something years to go

quantum-x · 02-08-2006, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

well, i never wanted to be in the granny-fucking niche anyway =)

i'm only going to be 82, that means we've got less time than we thought to get naughty, 'nilla - we'd better start making plans!

82 here too.

Lucky they didn't have a field for: Do you excessively stupid things, such as go into asbestos filled powerstations and abseil buildings? - 50

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

well, i never wanted to be in the granny-fucking niche anyway =)

i'm only going to be 82, that means we've got less time than we thought to get naughty, 'nilla - we'd better start making plans!

Ahhhh... Ok, let's see what we can do about this! Hmmm... Well, Southwest airlines has been booked and I will see you in about three hours. Is that soon enough?? Or should I go standby and try and get there faster? We can't waste any time here!! We only have 50 years to get everything done and accomplished!!

tASSy · 02-08-2006, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

Ahhhh... Ok, let's see what we can do about this! Hmmm... Well, Southwest airlines has been booked and I will see you in about three hours. Is that soon enough?? Or should I go standby and try and get there faster? We can't waste any time here!! We only have 50 years to get everything done and accomplished!!

good point, maybe you could rent a little laptop lane in the airport to stay in at all times when you aren't boarding a flight to see me? it would speed things up a bit...

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace

i can already tell you now that I should have been dead already...LOL...don't need a calculator for that...anything beyond 5 years ago is a blessing

LOL - Cheers to you, Jace!!! Now, do I dare ask why you should have been dead as of five years ago???

TondaB · 02-08-2006, 11:51 AM

94 years old for me....somehow I don't believe that;)

iamkathi · 02-08-2006, 12:06 PM

95 for me. I am looking forward to each and every one of those years

Jace · 02-08-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

LOL - Cheers to you, Jace!!! Now, do I dare ask why you should have been dead as of five years ago???

serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

BradM · 02-08-2006, 12:18 PM

25. Sweet.

EdgeXXX · 02-08-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

pornguy · 02-08-2006, 12:24 PM

41

Maybe I did something wrong.

loverboy · 02-08-2006, 12:48 PM

somehow i dnt want to hit that link

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TondaB

94 years old for me....somehow I don't believe that;)

Nice - I know what you mean... I thought 86 was pushing it for me too!

LauraLee · 02-08-2006, 01:03 PM

Oh boy, 102 here. Longevity runs strong in my family.. but damn that is uber old.
Thank god for the leaps and bounds the anti-wrinkle brigade is making!

Jace · 02-08-2006, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

yeah, it was the best and worst time of my life...haha

I have some pics of me during that time, i looked like a skeleton

AdultInsider Cloner · 02-08-2006, 01:05 PM

apparently I'm already dead

minsthunder · 02-08-2006, 01:07 PM

Should have died last year! Sweet. . .

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

HOLY SHIT, Babe... You're right... you're lucky to be alive right now!

Vanilla DeVille · 02-08-2006, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

Damn double post~

bjjb · 02-08-2006, 03:22 PM

according to that i shoulda died before my 41st bday on the 3rd. whata load of shit

wyldblyss · 02-08-2006, 03:42 PM

It said 104 for me...I don't want to live to be 104...the last 20 years will probably be in diapers in some nursing home..who wants that?

Honez · 02-08-2006, 03:51 PM

83. So I am halfway there ;)

02-08-2006, 04:01 PM

shit, I just died last year, 53 I had and I am 54 so I better take care !

Project-Shadow · 02-08-2006, 04:13 PM

78... I think not.

nick1980 · 02-08-2006, 04:31 PM

im not interested..

MandyBlake · 02-08-2006, 04:35 PM

looks like around 80.
not bad...but i can make it better.

reynold · 02-08-2006, 11:39 PM

oh my gosh! i hope to live longer than 80. i still want to play with my great grandchildren.

Love Sex · 02-08-2006, 11:49 PM

hot women like keep me alive. i keep one in everyroom of my house for health purposes

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Snake Doctor · 02-09-2006, 12:37 AM

According to that thing I died 2 years ago

02-08-2006, 09:36 AM	#1
Vanilla DeVille Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona! Posts: 8,097	Calculate your age of death A friend of mine sent this over to me and I thought I would share with you guys to see just how long you'll be around! Just answer the questions truthfully and it's supposed to be a close calculation to see how long you'll live. I made it up to 86 years old... not bad! Death Calculator __________________ Kisses, Vanilla DeVille SKYPE: vanilladeville DeVilleDigital Twitter

02-08-2006, 09:39 AM	#2
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,193	Way too much math for me this early in the morning. However, as long as I die knowing that Vanilla truely loves me, I'll die a happy man! __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

02-08-2006, 09:46 AM	#4
Vanilla DeVille Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona! Posts: 8,097	Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest! __________________ Kisses, Vanilla DeVille SKYPE: vanilladeville DeVilleDigital Twitter

02-08-2006, 09:47 AM	#5
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,193	Okay, I did it. I got a 90 so I'm good to go. Ironically, my grandmother just passed away last year and she was also 90. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

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02-08-2006, 09:56 AM	#11
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02-08-2006, 09:57 AM	#12
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02-08-2006, 10:26 AM	#17
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02-08-2006, 10:30 AM	#20
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	97.5.... That sounds about right.... Fits right in with the plan. That will mean 47.5 years of retirement, happily raising a family and spending time on my boat. __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

02-08-2006, 10:31 AM	#21
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	Woo hoo -- I should live to 99!

02-08-2006, 10:32 AM	#22
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02-08-2006, 12:06 PM	#28
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02-08-2006, 12:18 PM	#30
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02-08-2006, 12:48 PM	#33
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02-08-2006, 01:03 PM	#35
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02-08-2006, 03:22 PM	#41
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	according to that i shoulda died before my 41st bday on the 3rd. whata load of shit

02-08-2006, 03:42 PM	#42
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	It said 104 for me...I don't want to live to be 104...the last 20 years will probably be in diapers in some nursing home..who wants that?

02-08-2006, 03:51 PM	#43
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02-08-2006, 04:01 PM	#44
ThumbLord Guest Posts: n/a	shit, I just died last year, 53 I had and I am 54 so I better take care !

02-08-2006, 04:13 PM	#45
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02-08-2006, 04:31 PM	#46
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02-08-2006, 04:35 PM	#47
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02-08-2006, 11:39 PM	#48
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02-08-2006, 11:49 PM	#49
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02-09-2006, 12:37 AM	#50
Snake Doctor I'm Lenny2 Bitch Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: On top of my soapbox Posts: 13,449	According to that thing I died 2 years ago