Calculate your age of death

**Rochard** · 02-08-2006, 07:39 AM

Way too much math for me this early in the morning. However, as long as I die knowing that Vanilla truely loves me, I'll die a happy man!

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by RocHard

Way too much math for me this early in the morning. However, as long as I die knowing that Vanilla truely loves me, I'll die a happy man!

Haha - it took me five minutes to do - Lazy little shit!!

I luv you, baby!!! Muah~

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 07:46 AM

Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest!

**Rochard** · 02-08-2006, 07:47 AM

Okay, I did it. I got a 90 so I'm good to go.

Ironically, my grandmother just passed away last year and she was also 90.

**Rochard** · 02-08-2006, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille

Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest!

Oh SNAP.

I love you. I want you to have all of my children!

**StuartD** · 02-08-2006, 07:48 AM

hmm.. they should have made that into a javascript form... that does the math for you.

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by NichePay - StuartD

hmm.. they should have made that into a javascript form... that does the math for you.

I was thinking that too. I am not used to having to add in my head anymore!! Haha Isn't that pathetic??

**StuartD** · 02-08-2006, 07:52 AM

Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille

I was thinking that too. I am not used to having to add in my head anymore!! Haha Isn't that pathetic??

It's why I became a programmer, so I could write stuff to do the hard work for me!

I got a 90 anyway. I'll be old!

**Mrs. Lenny2** · 02-08-2006, 07:52 AM

According to this calculator, I'll live until the age of 96. Not too shabby.

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 07:56 AM

Well, Shit... So far, you guys are all going to live longer than me!

**seeric** · 02-08-2006, 07:57 AM

mine says i shoulda been dead at 19.

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by A1R3K

mine says i shoulda been dead at 19.

Well... Ummm... It was nice knowing you!

**MaDalton** · 02-08-2006, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille

Per Rochard's request... here is a pic for you guys to keep your interest!

that picture without warning just cost me 2 years

**tASSy** · 02-08-2006, 08:22 AM

well, i never wanted to be in the granny-fucking niche anyway =)

i'm only going to be 82, that means we've got less time than we thought to get naughty, 'nilla - we'd better start making plans!

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

that picture without warning just cost me 2 years

LOL - I was hoping that it would add a couple years... not take from you.

**Jace** · 02-08-2006, 08:26 AM

i can already tell you now that I should have been dead already...LOL...don't need a calculator for that...anything beyond 5 years ago is a blessing

**Sam Granger** · 02-08-2006, 08:27 AM

96

Yay!

**MaDalton** · 02-08-2006, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille

LOL - I was hoping that it would add a couple years... not take from you.

i have a weak heart...

**sperbonzo** · 02-08-2006, 08:30 AM

97.5.... That sounds about right.... Fits right in with the plan. That will mean 47.5 years of retirement, happily raising a family and spending time on my boat.

**GlydeGirl** · 02-08-2006, 08:31 AM

Woo hoo -- I should live to 99!

**EdgeXXX** · 02-08-2006, 08:32 AM

Well Fuck ME..... says I will die in my 50s; ain't that a bitch? Oh well, I guess I better start packing, I only got 20 something years to go

**quantum-x** · 02-08-2006, 08:33 AM

Originally posted by tASSy

well, i never wanted to be in the granny-fucking niche anyway =)

i'm only going to be 82, that means we've got less time than we thought to get naughty, 'nilla - we'd better start making plans!

82 here too.

Lucky they didn't have a field for: Do you excessively stupid things, such as go into asbestos filled powerstations and abseil buildings? - 50

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by tASSy

well, i never wanted to be in the granny-fucking niche anyway =)

i'm only going to be 82, that means we've got less time than we thought to get naughty, 'nilla - we'd better start making plans!

Ahhhh... Ok, let's see what we can do about this! Hmmm... Well, Southwest airlines has been booked and I will see you in about three hours. Is that soon enough?? Or should I go standby and try and get there faster? We can't waste any time here!! We only have 50 years to get everything done and accomplished!!

**tASSy** · 02-08-2006, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille

Ahhhh... Ok, let's see what we can do about this! Hmmm... Well, Southwest airlines has been booked and I will see you in about three hours. Is that soon enough?? Or should I go standby and try and get there faster? We can't waste any time here!! We only have 50 years to get everything done and accomplished!!

good point, maybe you could rent a little laptop lane in the airport to stay in at all times when you aren't boarding a flight to see me? it would speed things up a bit...

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by Jace

i can already tell you now that I should have been dead already...LOL...don't need a calculator for that...anything beyond 5 years ago is a blessing

LOL - Cheers to you, Jace!!! Now, do I dare ask why you should have been dead as of five years ago???

**TondaB** · 02-08-2006, 09:51 AM

94 years old for me....somehow I don't believe that;)

**iamkathi** · 02-08-2006, 10:06 AM

95 for me. I am looking forward to each and every one of those years

**Jace** · 02-08-2006, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by Vanilla DeVille

LOL - Cheers to you, Jace!!! Now, do I dare ask why you should have been dead as of five years ago???

serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

**BradM** · 02-08-2006, 10:18 AM

25. Sweet.

**EdgeXXX** · 02-08-2006, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by Jace

serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

**pornguy** · 02-08-2006, 10:24 AM

41

Maybe I did something wrong.

**loverboy** · 02-08-2006, 10:48 AM

somehow i dnt want to hit that link

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by TondaB

94 years old for me....somehow I don't believe that;)

Nice - I know what you mean... I thought 86 was pushing it for me too!

**LauraLee** · 02-08-2006, 11:03 AM

Oh boy, 102 here. Longevity runs strong in my family.. but damn that is uber old.
Thank god for the leaps and bounds the anti-wrinkle brigade is making!

**Jace** · 02-08-2006, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

yeah, it was the best and worst time of my life...haha

I have some pics of me during that time, i looked like a skeleton

**AdultInsider Cloner** · 02-08-2006, 11:05 AM

apparently I'm already dead

**minsthunder** · 02-08-2006, 11:07 AM

Should have died last year! Sweet. . .

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Jace

serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

HOLY SHIT, Babe... You're right... you're lucky to be alive right now!

**Vanilla DeVille** · 02-08-2006, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Jace

serious cocaine addiction...I was doing anywhere between 1 and 2 ounces a week...also on top of that drinking heavily, doing GHB all the time and popping ecstasy like it was candy (about 10-20 pills a night on weekends)

Damn double post~

**bjjb** · 02-08-2006, 01:22 PM

according to that i shoulda died before my 41st bday on the 3rd. whata load of shit

**wyldblyss** · 02-08-2006, 01:42 PM

It said 104 for me...I don't want to live to be 104...the last 20 years will probably be in diapers in some nursing home..who wants that?

**Honez** · 02-08-2006, 01:51 PM

83. So I am halfway there ;)

**ThumbLord** · 02-08-2006, 02:01 PM

shit, I just died last year, 53 I had and I am 54 so I better take care !

**Project-Shadow** · 02-08-2006, 02:13 PM

78... I think not.

**nick1980** · 02-08-2006, 02:31 PM

im not interested..

**MandyBlake** · 02-08-2006, 02:35 PM

looks like around 80.
not bad...but i can make it better.

**reynold** · 02-08-2006, 09:39 PM

oh my gosh! i hope to live longer than 80. i still want to play with my great grandchildren.

**Love Sex** · 02-08-2006, 09:49 PM

hot women like keep me alive. i keep one in everyroom of my house for health purposes

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**Snake Doctor** · 02-08-2006, 10:37 PM

According to that thing I died 2 years ago

Calculate your age of death

Calculate your age of death

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