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jimthefiend · 01-26-2006, 06:46 PM

The only relevant fact about Chuck Norris:

He sucks.

He's a bitch, his movies suck and all are homoerotic. The TV show was even worse. It was homoerotic AND thinly veiled Jesus Propaganda. He's not tough. I know at least 47 girls who'd punk his gay bitch ass out in under 60 seconds. His producers: "Golan Globus" (AKA Cannon Films) brought us other such nonsensical ramblings like:

Death Wish 2

Death Wish 3

Death Wish 4 "the Crackdown"

All of the fucking dumbass "Missing in Action Movies"

Delta Force, which sucked ass.

Delta Force 2, which sucked so much ass that I had to wipe my upper lip off after viewing it.

Invasion U.S.A., quite possibly the worst movie EVER made.

All of the "American Ninja" movies. Kill me.

Cobra. Stallone is a retard but even HE regrets that one.

Etc.

End the Madness.

budz · 01-26-2006, 06:52 PM

chuck norris does not sleep, he waits

brand0n · 01-26-2006, 06:55 PM

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Alex · 01-26-2006, 07:00 PM

Two seconds....

abyss_al · 01-26-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budz

chuck norris does not sleep, he waits

fr0gman · 01-26-2006, 07:04 PM

You forget the most scintilating fact: Chuck sleeps with The Piano Man's ex.

Not too shabby...

sickkittens · 01-26-2006, 07:10 PM

Yet he's still a hell of alot richer than everyone here.

Cat for cash · 01-26-2006, 07:18 PM

He's a first rate fucker. And, I don't give a damn if he's gotten "saved" or not.

I was at a pizza joint in Calabasas, California, when who should pull up in his Rolls but Chucky himself.

Horror of horrors, he couldn't find a parking spot, so what does he do? He fucken parks in a handicap parking spot. Couldn't fucken believe it.

Cat for cash · 01-26-2006, 07:22 PM

You know what really amazes me? These fucken washed up Hollywood stars that have really fucked up their lives. They've gotten older, and their careers have gone down the crapper. And, usually they have trashed out their lives by being druggies and/or drunks.

Low and behold........what happens? They become born agains. Suddenly, they have all these guest appearances on that God damn Trinity Broadcasting Network.

Porn is bad. Pussy and cock are bad. Everything is bad. Fuck them. And that dumb ass, Steven Baldwin is on the top of the asswipe list!

01-26-2006, 06:46 PM	#1
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	1 fact about Chuck Norris. The only relevant fact about Chuck Norris: He sucks. He's a bitch, his movies suck and all are homoerotic. The TV show was even worse. It was homoerotic AND thinly veiled Jesus Propaganda. He's not tough. I know at least 47 girls who'd punk his gay bitch ass out in under 60 seconds. His producers: "Golan Globus" (AKA Cannon Films) brought us other such nonsensical ramblings like: Death Wish 2 Death Wish 3 Death Wish 4 "the Crackdown" All of the fucking dumbass "Missing in Action Movies" Delta Force, which sucked ass. Delta Force 2, which sucked so much ass that I had to wipe my upper lip off after viewing it. Invasion U.S.A., quite possibly the worst movie EVER made. All of the "American Ninja" movies. Kill me. Cobra. Stallone is a retard but even HE regrets that one. Etc. End the Madness.

01-26-2006, 06:52 PM	#2
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01-26-2006, 07:18 PM	#8
Cat for cash Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 11	He's a first rate fucker. And, I don't give a damn if he's gotten "saved" or not. I was at a pizza joint in Calabasas, California, when who should pull up in his Rolls but Chucky himself. Horror of horrors, he couldn't find a parking spot, so what does he do? He fucken parks in a handicap parking spot. Couldn't fucken believe it.

01-26-2006, 07:22 PM	#9
Cat for cash Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 11	You know what really amazes me? These fucken washed up Hollywood stars that have really fucked up their lives. They've gotten older, and their careers have gone down the crapper. And, usually they have trashed out their lives by being druggies and/or drunks. Low and behold........what happens? They become born agains. Suddenly, they have all these guest appearances on that God damn Trinity Broadcasting Network. Porn is bad. Pussy and cock are bad. Everything is bad. Fuck them. And that dumb ass, Steven Baldwin is on the top of the asswipe list!