jimthefiend

The only relevant fact about Chuck Norris:









He sucks.






He's a bitch, his movies suck and all are homoerotic. The TV show was even worse. It was homoerotic AND thinly veiled Jesus Propaganda. He's not tough. I know at least 47 girls who'd punk his gay bitch ass out in under 60 seconds. His producers: "Golan Globus" (AKA Cannon Films) brought us other such nonsensical ramblings like:

Death Wish 2

Death Wish 3

Death Wish 4 "the Crackdown"

All of the fucking dumbass "Missing in Action Movies"

Delta Force, which sucked ass.

Delta Force 2, which sucked so much ass that I had to wipe my upper lip off after viewing it.

Invasion U.S.A., quite possibly the worst movie EVER made.

All of the "American Ninja" movies. Kill me.

Cobra. Stallone is a retard but even HE regrets that one.


Etc.


End the Madness.