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Aussie Rebel · 04-13-2002, 09:26 PM

This is the second time they have spammed me, No wonder they dont convert,
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-Pop-up and Pop-Under Advertisements
-Cookies
-Evidence Traces
-Unwanted Auto-Bookmarks
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-Media Player Evidence, Auto-Complete
-Address Bar Entries.

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Remember, as a Jimmy Surfer you will also have access to our Deep Clean
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for a swift closing of all open browser windows.

Also, you are able to bookmark your Private Favorites on our system, and
even transport them to other computers!

If you have never used Jimmy Surf on this machine, then you almost certainly
have plenty of evidence and clutter stored. By using Jimmy Surf's Deep
Clean you can remove this evidence, and more, with a single click. Then,
by using Jimmy Surf's real-time protection you can prevent evidence and
Web junk from ever returning to your computer. Of course, since Jimmy
blocks in real time, you can toggle your settings with our check boxes
to choose whether or not you want to let certain pieces of information
onto your computer. So click the URL below to get Jimmy Surf for the
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Sincerely,

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pr0 · 04-13-2002, 10:08 PM

Holy shit.......i'll put up the bat signal & call spiderman.

Joe Blow · 04-13-2002, 10:23 PM

So the consesus seems to be that Jimmy bucks sucks big time... Can all those who have used the progam put your hands up and say yea or nay please.

Thanx

LoveAsianChicks · 04-13-2002, 10:33 PM

It converts great to a free trial, but it doesn't convert well from free to $$$

All you see if dozens of free signups and no cash.

hottshot · 04-13-2002, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
It converts great to a free trial, but it doesn't convert well from free to $$$

All you see if dozens of free signups and no cash.

It doesn't convert from free to $$$ because it deleates all cookies

AWC · 04-13-2002, 11:19 PM

Jimmy Sux

FlyingIguana · 04-13-2002, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottshot

It doesn't convert from free to $$$ because it deleates all cookies

rofl

hyper · 04-13-2002, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottshot

It doesn't convert from free to $$$ because it deleates all cookies

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You gotta admit thats FUCKING INGENIOUS

Get Webmasters to promote a product that will fuck them out of their money.

RaGe · 04-14-2002, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottshot

It doesn't convert from free to $$$ because it deleates all cookies

LOL

chrism · 04-14-2002, 04:30 AM

It's rubbish!

hottshot · 04-14-2002, 11:11 AM

Just to set the record straight !

Dear affiliate,
We don't use cookies to track sales. We use an HTML URL. Once a potential customer clicks on an affiliate's link to register for the download, the affiliate's code is in the URL. Upon registration the affiliate code is sent to our database. If the potential customer purchase the software after the trial, it will show up as a sale for the affiliate in the database. Hope this help clarify things.

Jimmy Surf Support

04-13-2002, 09:26 PM	#1
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	More Jimmy Surf Spam This is the second time they have spammed me, No wonder they dont convert, --------------------------------------------------------------------------- LIMITED TIME OFFER For a limited time only Jimmy Surf is being offered at the low monthly rate of $3.95!!! For 13 CENTS A DAY you will enjoy protection against: -Pop-up and Pop-Under Advertisements -Cookies -Evidence Traces -Unwanted Auto-Bookmarks -Unwanted Cache Entries -Unwanted Registry Entries -Media Player Evidence, Auto-Complete -Address Bar Entries. All of the above will be blocked in real-time as you surf! Jimmy Surf is the most comprehensive and USER-FRIENDLY privacy service on the Net. Built by only Harvard and MIT graduates, Jimmy has been lauded in top flight publications. Remember, as a Jimmy Surfer you will also have access to our Deep Clean function, with which you can remove all evidence and unused Web-files from your computer with the click of a button. This will protect your privacy and keep your computer running more efficiently. You will also have access to our famous Emergency Exit button, which allows for a swift closing of all open browser windows. Also, you are able to bookmark your Private Favorites on our system, and even transport them to other computers! If you have never used Jimmy Surf on this machine, then you almost certainly have plenty of evidence and clutter stored. By using Jimmy Surf's Deep Clean you can remove this evidence, and more, with a single click. Then, by using Jimmy Surf's real-time protection you can prevent evidence and Web junk from ever returning to your computer. Of course, since Jimmy blocks in real time, you can toggle your settings with our check boxes to choose whether or not you want to let certain pieces of information onto your computer. So click the URL below to get Jimmy Surf for the extremely low price of $3.95. Offer ends soon. Happy surfing! https://secure.spwh.com/jimmysurf/pr...username=????? Sincerely, James

04-13-2002, 10:23 PM	#3
Joe Blow Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: My house Posts: 276	So the consesus seems to be that Jimmy bucks sucks big time... Can all those who have used the progam put your hands up and say yea or nay please. Thanx __________________ Joe Blow Clickcash give you $50 just for signing up! Offer your surfers Pay-Per-View XXX Movies!

04-14-2002, 11:11 AM	#11
hottshot Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 900	Just to set the record straight ! Dear affiliate, We don't use cookies to track sales. We use an HTML URL. Once a potential customer clicks on an affiliate's link to register for the download, the affiliate's code is in the URL. Upon registration the affiliate code is sent to our database. If the potential customer purchase the software after the trial, it will show up as a sale for the affiliate in the database. Hope this help clarify things. Jimmy Surf Support __________________ Love Dollars helps pay my bar tab Promote the highest converting sites in the industry with PussyCash

04-13-2002, 10:08 PM	#2
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Holy shit.......i'll put up the bat signal & call spiderman.

04-13-2002, 10:33 PM	#4
LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	It converts great to a free trial, but it doesn't convert well from free to $$$ All you see if dozens of free signups and no cash.

04-13-2002, 11:19 PM	#6
AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	Jimmy Sux

04-14-2002, 04:30 AM	#10
chrism Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 256	It's rubbish!