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bjjb · 01-25-2006, 01:56 PM

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he
saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his
driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE TO
eat grass."

My God, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you must come with me to my
house and I will feed you!"

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."

Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too." The
second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with
me!"

"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge
limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

Oh yeah,,, See siggy

je_rome · 01-25-2006, 04:22 PM

that gave me the best laugh so far

Fresh · 01-25-2006, 04:26 PM

PixeLs · 01-25-2006, 08:26 PM

First on Satan's list for sure..

Spunky · 01-25-2006, 08:28 PM

That made me laugh...wonder if they were Mexican ?

mkx · 01-25-2006, 08:34 PM

lol not bad

amandaspost · 01-25-2006, 09:51 PM

rollinOn20s · 01-25-2006, 10:06 PM

Good shit right there.......too god damn funny

woj · 01-25-2006, 10:11 PM

viki · 01-25-2006, 10:12 PM

haha, that was unexpected.

01-25-2006, 01:56 PM	#1
bjjb Have laptop will travel Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: 145201426 Posts: 13,074	Lawyer Joke One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE TO eat grass." My God, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you must come with me to my house and I will feed you!" "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too." The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!" Oh yeah,,, See siggy

01-25-2006, 04:22 PM	#2
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