Lawyer Joke
 

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he
saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his
driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE TO
eat grass."

My God, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you must come with me to my
house and I will feed you!"

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."

Bring them along," the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too." The
second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with
me!"

"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge
limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.

You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"

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that gave me the best laugh so far :1orglaugh

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First on Satan's list for sure..

:1orglaugh That made me laugh...wonder if they were Mexican ?

lol not bad

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Good shit right there.......too god damn funny

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haha, that was unexpected.