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Persignup Dustin · 01-24-2006, 08:12 PM

So my mom calls me this evening, with that "you fucked up" tone in her voice...I'm running through my head what I could've possibly done considering I live 350 miles away and I havent been home in a month.

She tells me that she just got out of her class (she teaches for University of Phoenix at night). She had shown said class some Peter Jennings special on health care as part of the curriculum. Following the special, there was time to kill before the end of the class, so she had this old tape with an Oprah episode concerning a similar topic. She stuck the tape in, and fast forwarded a bit to get past the soap operas on the tape before the episode...

Turns out I taped some pornography over that Oprah episode she was looking for...

She was bent down doing something else when the tape played on a big screen in front of her entire class. Apparently faces turned mad red, and she bent back up to see the shit playing on the screen. The topping on it all? A colleague and former boss of hers just HAPPENED to walk in the room, see the movie, and turn back around to leave.

She called me and told me this an hour ago, and I can't stop laughing! BEST STORY EVER!

Nysus · 01-24-2006, 08:16 PM

That's awesome.

Matt

Spunky · 01-24-2006, 08:16 PM

Lol..how embarrasing..send moms some flowers

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-24-2006, 08:18 PM

Oh shit!!! I hope she doesn't lose her job over that...

BTW, which porno was it? j/k

Some of my buddies in college used to rent movies and then record over parts of them with porn before returning them. They never got caught as far as I know, crazy fucks.

Oh well, Mother's Day is coming up...(LOL).

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DWB · 01-24-2006, 08:18 PM

damn. 1-800-flowers

czarina · 01-24-2006, 08:23 PM

Man you better make that up to her big time.

Persignup Dustin · 01-24-2006, 08:29 PM

Yeah you all are right...I guess I'll renew her subscription to PEOPLE magazine...

PixeLs · 01-25-2006, 12:33 AM

Visit her. I think she misses you more now..

DamageX · 01-25-2006, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

Visit her. I think she misses you more now..

I bet she's dying to wring his neck, right.

macker · 01-25-2006, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Some of my buddies in college used to rent movies and then record over parts of them with porn before returning them. They never got caught as far as I know, crazy fucks.

kernelpanic · 01-25-2006, 01:03 AM

You did those kids a favor

Oprah

Jennyfer · 01-25-2006, 03:21 PM

hahaha...great story but poor your mom.

01-24-2006, 08:12 PM	#1
Persignup Dustin Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Just west of Chicago Posts: 871	You CANNOT make this shit up! So my mom calls me this evening, with that "you fucked up" tone in her voice...I'm running through my head what I could've possibly done considering I live 350 miles away and I havent been home in a month. She tells me that she just got out of her class (she teaches for University of Phoenix at night). She had shown said class some Peter Jennings special on health care as part of the curriculum. Following the special, there was time to kill before the end of the class, so she had this old tape with an Oprah episode concerning a similar topic. She stuck the tape in, and fast forwarded a bit to get past the soap operas on the tape before the episode... Turns out I taped some pornography over that Oprah episode she was looking for... She was bent down doing something else when the tape played on a big screen in front of her entire class. Apparently faces turned mad red, and she bent back up to see the shit playing on the screen. The topping on it all? A colleague and former boss of hers just HAPPENED to walk in the room, see the movie, and turn back around to leave. She called me and told me this an hour ago, and I can't stop laughing! BEST STORY EVER! __________________ AWARD WINNING PATENTED MALE ENHANCEMENT PUBOCOCCYGEUS PC MUSCLE STRENGTH TRAINER SYSTEM 100% ALL NATURAL YOUR SATISFACTION IS ASSURED.

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Lol..how embarrasing..send moms some flowers __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Oh shit!!! I hope she doesn't lose her job over that... BTW, which porno was it? j/k Some of my buddies in college used to rent movies and then record over parts of them with porn before returning them. They never got caught as far as I know, crazy fucks. Oh well, Mother's Day is coming up...(LOL). ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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Persignup Dustin Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Just west of Chicago Posts: 871	Yeah you all are right...I guess I'll renew her subscription to PEOPLE magazine... __________________ AWARD WINNING PATENTED MALE ENHANCEMENT PUBOCOCCYGEUS PC MUSCLE STRENGTH TRAINER SYSTEM 100% ALL NATURAL YOUR SATISFACTION IS ASSURED.

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