You CANNOT make this shit up!
 

So my mom calls me this evening, with that "you fucked up" tone in her voice...I'm running through my head what I could've possibly done considering I live 350 miles away and I havent been home in a month.

She tells me that she just got out of her class (she teaches for University of Phoenix at night). She had shown said class some Peter Jennings special on health care as part of the curriculum. Following the special, there was time to kill before the end of the class, so she had this old tape with an Oprah episode concerning a similar topic. She stuck the tape in, and fast forwarded a bit to get past the soap operas on the tape before the episode...

Turns out I taped some pornography over that Oprah episode she was looking for...

She was bent down doing something else when the tape played on a big screen in front of her entire class. Apparently faces turned mad red, and she bent back up to see the shit playing on the screen. The topping on it all? A colleague and former boss of hers just HAPPENED to walk in the room, see the movie, and turn back around to leave.

She called me and told me this an hour ago, and I can't stop laughing! BEST STORY EVER!:1orglaugh

That's awesome. :)

Matt

Lol..how embarrasing..send moms some flowers

Oh shit!!! I hope she doesn't lose her job over that...

BTW, which porno was it? j/k

Some of my buddies in college used to rent movies and then record over parts of them with porn before returning them. They never got caught as far as I know, crazy fucks.

Oh well, Mother's Day is coming up...(LOL).

ADG Webmaster

damn. 1-800-flowers

Man you better make that up to her big time.

Yeah you all are right...I guess I'll renew her subscription to PEOPLE magazine...

Visit her. I think she misses you more now.. :1orglaugh

I bet she's dying to wring his neck, right.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You did those kids a favor :1orglaugh




Oprah :(

hahaha...great story but poor your mom.