I once jerked of on my ex girlfriends toothbrush - GoFuckYourself.com

Bird · 01-24-2006, 05:23 PM

I was reading a post about someone jerking of on his girlfriend while she was asleep so I felt it was time I came out and told the truth.

Before I got in to this biz, I had a girlfriend in Cincinnati who liked to fuck around, I found out at her graduation, So in the middle of the night I woke up to get in the shower and just before I jumped in, I shot a big load of Jizz all over her toothbrush....Then packed my bags and split before anyone woke up.

Thanks to the Guys from IncredibleDollars walking around in vegas with the cumbusher tooth brushes, I was reminded of what I did, I told them the story, so they gave me a toothbrush to send to her.....It is going out in tommorows mail....

Dagwolf · 01-24-2006, 05:25 PM

LittleMack · 01-24-2006, 05:25 PM

Nice...new flavor of Crest

sonofsam · 01-24-2006, 05:26 PM

you should have done something better

like gave her the daterape drug, and then shaved her head while she was passed out

Brandon99 · 01-24-2006, 05:26 PM

lol, crazy bastard...

Haydos · 01-24-2006, 05:35 PM

does that whiten teeth at the same time...

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 01-24-2006, 05:39 PM

Thats fucked.

u-Bob · 01-24-2006, 05:42 PM

I would just have put it in the toilet for a while... taken a few pics of the tooth brush in the toilet... and then mailed them to her... (5 weeks later

)

After Shock Media · 01-24-2006, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

I would just have put it in the toilet for a while... taken a few pics of the tooth brush in the toilet... and then mailed them to her... (5 weeks later

)

That would make a lot more sense.

I mean he was fucking her and she was fucking other people. Odds are she had slobbed his knob a few times so cum in her mouth would be nothing new or gross. Yet I wonder if he has thought about the other knobs she had slobbered before coming home and kissing him.

Kinky John · 01-24-2006, 05:51 PM

Thats very honest of you . . a burglar once took a crap in my house

Dark Knight · 01-24-2006, 05:54 PM

you hear the most crazy stories in this biz. lol

Bird · 01-24-2006, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

That would make a lot more sense.

I mean he was fucking her and she was fucking other people. Odds are she had slobbed his knob a few times so cum in her mouth would be nothing new or gross. Yet I wonder if he has thought about the other knobs she had slobbered before coming home and kissing him.

I know what you are saying, Now those dudes got some of the bird seed.

After Shock Media · 01-24-2006, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bird

I know what you are saying, Now those dudes got some of the bird seed.

Nah man you did not think it through. You put it on her toothbrush. So she will brush her teeth then rinse and maybe even use mouthwash. Semen all gone my friend.

chazer · 01-24-2006, 06:44 PM

what you should of did is pull a south park (get a whore with herpes to come to the pad and "use" everything)

Skillz Unlimited · 01-24-2006, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

I would just have put it in the toilet for a while... taken a few pics of the tooth brush in the toilet... and then mailed them to her... (5 weeks later

)

That's awesome!!! Once a friend of mine brought a girl over who gave out random blow jobs. After she was done, she asked for a toothbrush so we gave her the shoe cleaning toothbrush

I've loved telling that story every since it happened.

Wiggles · 01-24-2006, 06:47 PM

she'll have super white teeth now haha

CaptainHowdy · 01-24-2006, 06:57 PM

Sounds like a Lee Hottie toothpaste brand...

PixeLs · 01-24-2006, 07:27 PM

I bet you were so happy that day..

Persignup Dustin · 01-24-2006, 07:34 PM

I coulda gone my whole life without seeing that.

Spunky · 01-24-2006, 07:35 PM

I would have put nair in her conditioner

Oracle Porn · 01-24-2006, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

That's awesome!!! Once a friend of mine brought a girl over who gave out random blow jobs. After she was done, she asked for a toothbrush so we gave her the shoe cleaning toothbrush

I've loved telling that story every since it happened.

that's rough

Scroto · 01-24-2006, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I would have put nair in her conditioner

Definatly!

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phonesex · 01-29-2006, 03:32 AM

congrats. I'm sure she did not notice.

Manowar · 01-29-2006, 03:33 AM

hahaha nice!

Dirty Dane · 01-29-2006, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

I would just have put it in the toilet for a while... taken a few pics of the tooth brush in the toilet... and then mailed them to her... (5 weeks later

)

Up the ass would work too

mardigras · 01-29-2006, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Kinky John

. . a burglar once took a crap in my house

Hopefully in the toilet?

v4 media · 01-29-2006, 07:40 AM

Someone I know went on holiday with his mates.. when he got back he developed his photos.. the first one was someone with his toothbrush up their ass..

andr · 01-29-2006, 07:46 AM

hahaha I'm sure she noticed :D

loco12 · 01-29-2006, 07:55 AM

Last year my wifes friend popped around to see her. She is a really sweetie. I made them tea and shot my load in her mug. It was great fun sitting their watching my wifes friend drink the tea and taking my jizz down her throat!

leggs · 01-29-2006, 07:56 AM

Hmmm
I'm sure she has swallowed your load before. Therefore making the sperm toothbrush pretty redundant.

Manowar · 01-29-2006, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loco12

Last year my wifes friend popped around to see her. She is a really sweetie. I made them tea and shot my load in her mug. It was great fun sitting their watching my wifes friend drink the tea and taking my jizz down her throat!

Harsh.

Rodhead · 01-29-2006, 09:01 AM

A much better trick would have been to put the toothbrush up your ass, and then taken a photo. Split with her, then a few weeks later send her the photo of her toothbrush in your ass.

I've not done that trick yet, but I've got a polaroid camera on standby.

Holly · 01-29-2006, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loco12

Last year my wifes friend popped around to see her. She is a really sweetie. I made them tea and shot my load in her mug. It was great fun sitting their watching my wifes friend drink the tea and taking my jizz down her throat!

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Swanks · 01-29-2006, 09:24 AM

Question is were you thinking of the cheating tramp when jerking your jergin?

Basic_man · 01-29-2006, 09:28 AM

Man, that's kinda ... SICK SHIT !

Abithefiend · 01-29-2006, 09:32 AM

A friend of mine told me once how he shot a load in his girlfriend's mashed potato after she'd pissed him off..he said it was fun watching her eat it totally unaware.

Violetta · 01-29-2006, 09:33 AM

lol... fine story!

Kristian · 01-29-2006, 09:36 AM

You should have taken a big shit in the bed next to her. Then left. She'd wake up covered in smelly chocolate.

chadglni · 01-29-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

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I agree, 100% serial killer / stalker action there.

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Bird Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Stockton Posts: 4,365	I once jerked off on my ex girlfriends toothbrush I was reading a post about someone jerking of on his girlfriend while she was asleep so I felt it was time I came out and told the truth. Before I got in to this biz, I had a girlfriend in Cincinnati who liked to fuck around, I found out at her graduation, So in the middle of the night I woke up to get in the shower and just before I jumped in, I shot a big load of Jizz all over her toothbrush....Then packed my bags and split before anyone woke up. Thanks to the Guys from IncredibleDollars walking around in vegas with the cumbusher tooth brushes, I was reminded of what I did, I told them the story, so they gave me a toothbrush to send to her.....It is going out in tommorows mail.... __________________ ICQ:268731675 Last edited by Bird; 01-24-2006 at 05:24 PM..

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