I once jerked off on my ex girlfriends toothbrush
 

I was reading a post about someone jerking of on his girlfriend while she was asleep so I felt it was time I came out and told the truth.

Before I got in to this biz, I had a girlfriend in Cincinnati who liked to fuck around, I found out at her graduation, So in the middle of the night I woke up to get in the shower and just before I jumped in, I shot a big load of Jizz all over her toothbrush....Then packed my bags and split before anyone woke up.

Thanks to the Guys from IncredibleDollars walking around in vegas with the cumbusher tooth brushes, I was reminded of what I did, I told them the story, so they gave me a toothbrush to send to her.....It is going out in tommorows mail....

Nice...new flavor of Crest

you should have done something better


like gave her the daterape drug, and then shaved her head while she was passed out

lol, crazy bastard...

does that whiten teeth at the same time... :error

Thats fucked.

I would just have put it in the toilet for a while... taken a few pics of the tooth brush in the toilet... and then mailed them to her... (5 weeks later :) )

That would make a lot more sense.

I mean he was fucking her and she was fucking other people. Odds are she had slobbed his knob a few times so cum in her mouth would be nothing new or gross. Yet I wonder if he has thought about the other knobs she had slobbered before coming home and kissing him.

Thats very honest of you . . a burglar once took a crap in my house

you hear the most crazy stories in this biz. lol

I know what you are saying, Now those dudes got some of the bird seed.

Nah man you did not think it through. You put it on her toothbrush. So she will brush her teeth then rinse and maybe even use mouthwash. Semen all gone my friend.

what you should of did is pull a south park (get a whore with herpes to come to the pad and "use" everything)

That's awesome!!! Once a friend of mine brought a girl over who gave out random blow jobs. After she was done, she asked for a toothbrush so we gave her the shoe cleaning toothbrush :thumbsup

I've loved telling that story every since it happened.

she'll have super white teeth now haha

Sounds like a Lee Hottie toothpaste brand...

I bet you were so happy that day.. :thumbsup

I coulda gone my whole life without seeing that.

I would have put nair in her conditioner

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh that's rough :1orglaugh

Definatly! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

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congrats. I'm sure she did not notice.

hahaha nice!

Up the ass would work too :1orglaugh

Hopefully in the toilet?:eek7

Someone I know went on holiday with his mates.. when he got back he developed his photos.. the first one was someone with his toothbrush up their ass..

hahaha I'm sure she noticed :D

Last year my wifes friend popped around to see her. She is a really sweetie. I made them tea and shot my load in her mug. It was great fun sitting their watching my wifes friend drink the tea and taking my jizz down her throat!:1orglaugh

Hmmm
I'm sure she has swallowed your load before. Therefore making the sperm toothbrush pretty redundant.

Harsh. :1orglaugh

A much better trick would have been to put the toothbrush up your ass, and then taken a photo. Split with her, then a few weeks later send her the photo of her toothbrush in your ass.

I've not done that trick yet, but I've got a polaroid camera on standby.

:uhoh

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Question is were you thinking of the cheating tramp when jerking your jergin?

Man, that's kinda ... SICK SHIT !

A friend of mine told me once how he shot a load in his girlfriend's mashed potato after she'd pissed him off..he said it was fun watching her eat it totally unaware.

lol... fine story!

You should have taken a big shit in the bed next to her. Then left. She'd wake up covered in smelly chocolate.

I agree, 100% serial killer / stalker action there.