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TheGarbbageManPorn · 01-23-2006, 06:50 PM

RUSSIA-- A WOMAN has taken out a full page advert in a newspaper asking for sex to help cure her cancer.
Divorcee Elisaveta, 30, explained in the ad: "Doctors have discovered two lumps in my breast.

"They have told me the best way to beat cancer and stop the spread is to have sex."

Her plea in top Russian daily Moscow Komsomolets added: "The ideal candidate would need to have sex with me every two days for at least a year."

A cancer specialist told the paper: "To avoid this cancer after a certain age, three sex sessions a week are necessary."

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01-23-2006, 06:54 PM	#2
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