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xNetworx · 01-24-2006, 01:02 AM

A man is visiting his wife in the hospital where she rests in a deep coma. The husband notices that her heart rate monitor beeped faster as he caressed her hand. He notifies a doctor who tells him that intimate contact can stimulate a comatose patient and in rare instances, patients have actually been awakened from sexual contact. The husband asks the doctor what he thinks he should do. The doctor tells him that he has read oral sex is what generally awoke female patients. The doctor excuses himself and draws a curtain around the bed. Moments later he hears an emergency alarm in the coma patient?s room and rushes to the scene. The woman has flat lined and the husband is weeping next to the bed. The doctor asks the man what happened and the sobbing husband replies, "You gave me bad advice Doc, I think I choked her".

polle45 · 01-24-2006, 01:11 AM

Hehe.. Now thats a stickey situation!

3M TA3 · 01-24-2006, 01:14 AM

lol wtf...that was decent

reynold · 01-24-2006, 03:38 AM

Ok, men always think of their own satisfaction.

xclusive · 01-24-2006, 03:44 AM

lol that's a good one

Abithefiend · 01-24-2006, 05:55 AM

Lol funny

Manowar · 01-24-2006, 06:04 AM

u-Bob · 01-24-2006, 06:14 AM

hehe

evanmorgan · 01-24-2006, 06:24 AM

pretty obvious after reading the oral sex bit but it was alright i guess

gangbangjoe · 01-24-2006, 08:04 AM

not that funny imo

sfera · 01-24-2006, 08:08 AM

lol selfish man!

gornyhuy · 01-24-2006, 09:05 AM

serves that bitch right.

;)

xNetworx · 01-24-2006, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

not that funny imo

Maybe you are depressed

Bruce_Miller · 01-24-2006, 09:24 AM

I'm sure he was just trying to force air down her throat... it's all any good guy would do!

Stallion · 01-24-2006, 09:26 AM

haha damn..

amandaspost · 01-24-2006, 09:31 AM

01-24-2006, 01:02 AM	#1
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Dirty joke that made me lol A man is visiting his wife in the hospital where she rests in a deep coma. The husband notices that her heart rate monitor beeped faster as he caressed her hand. He notifies a doctor who tells him that intimate contact can stimulate a comatose patient and in rare instances, patients have actually been awakened from sexual contact. The husband asks the doctor what he thinks he should do. The doctor tells him that he has read oral sex is what generally awoke female patients. The doctor excuses himself and draws a curtain around the bed. Moments later he hears an emergency alarm in the coma patient?s room and rushes to the scene. The woman has flat lined and the husband is weeping next to the bed. The doctor asks the man what happened and the sobbing husband replies, "You gave me bad advice Doc, I think I choked her".

01-24-2006, 01:11 AM	#2
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01-24-2006, 01:14 AM	#3
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01-24-2006, 03:44 AM	#5
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01-24-2006, 06:24 AM	#9
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01-24-2006, 03:38 AM	#4
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Ok, men always think of their own satisfaction.

01-24-2006, 05:55 AM	#6
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01-24-2006, 06:14 AM	#8
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01-24-2006, 08:08 AM	#11
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