| xNetworx |
01-24-2006 01:02 AM |
Dirty joke that made me lol
A man is visiting his wife in the hospital where she rests in a deep coma. The husband notices that her heart rate monitor beeped faster as he caressed her hand. He notifies a doctor who tells him that intimate contact can stimulate a comatose patient and in rare instances, patients have actually been awakened from sexual contact. The husband asks the doctor what he thinks he should do. The doctor tells him that he has read oral sex is what generally awoke female patients. The doctor excuses himself and draws a curtain around the bed. Moments later he hears an emergency alarm in the coma patient?s room and rushes to the scene. The woman has flat lined and the husband is weeping next to the bed. The doctor asks the man what happened and the sobbing husband replies, "You gave me bad advice Doc, I think I choked her".
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