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jimmy3way · 01-23-2006, 03:08 AM

I just noticed that I've been registered here for like 5 years and my post count is only 2,500. That's 500 posts per year which isn't even two full posts per day!

So I am outsourcing my nick.

I will pay $1 per post. Now if you're some dude in Mumbai this could be a lot of money. All I require is that you speakee English at least as good as me do and that at the end of each day you send me an email stating the gist of the day's posts and replies and the current post number (so I can pay you). I pay in US currency by PayPal or Epassporte.

SilverTab · 01-23-2006, 03:11 AM

LOL! at 1$ per post...you will find someone!...

FlogTheLog · 01-23-2006, 03:13 AM

dam $1 per post, i will do it for $1 per post

Hit me up
ICQ: 212-837-196

Murderous · 01-23-2006, 03:13 AM

ICQ 270731647 feel free to read my past posts, almost always quality, no bullshit.

BigRod · 01-23-2006, 03:14 AM

Thats going to get costly fast!

adultchica · 01-23-2006, 03:14 AM

Murderous is top notch for real, hit him up.

Veterans Day · 01-23-2006, 03:14 AM

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01-23-2006, 03:17 AM

I think this will be a good habit

$ per post

heres my contact

icq: 267-027-751
email: [email protected]

jimmy3way · 01-23-2006, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRod

Thats going to get costly fast!

What does a reputation cost, man? How can I hold my head up in this business with such a lame post count? What on earth will people think I do all day?

In the end it'll be worth it. I've got plenty of budget for this project and anybody who knows me knows I don't sit at the kiddie table.

e-god · 01-23-2006, 03:23 AM

sounds funny

polish_aristocrat · 01-23-2006, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veterans Day

losersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssss

actually if that offer was real

one could make 300 posts daily in 4 hours, thats $9k per month for a part-time job

hardly a loser compared to the average American

Murderous · 01-23-2006, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

actually if that offer was real

one could make 300 posts daily in 4 hours, thats $9k per month for a part-time job

hardly a loser compared to the average American

I post as much as his budget can buy.

Veterans Day · 01-23-2006, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

actually if that offer was real

one could make 300 posts daily in 4 hours, thats $9k per month for a part-time job

hardly a loser compared to the average American

look at all the kids that thinks this is real, get a clue children

jimmy3way · 01-23-2006, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veterans Day

look at all the kids that thinks this is real, get a clue children

What do you mean? Do you think this is some kind of joke?? Why do you think my post count is so low? I've been off working on my sites and not my rep; well now that I have the luxury that I can buy things like that I will.

Murderous · 01-23-2006, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veterans Day

look at all the kids that thinks this is real, get a clue children

I suppose you are the only one allowed to play along.

That is exactly why the nerds weren't allowed to sit at the cool kids table. Always gotta spoil shit with your wits.

dij · 01-23-2006, 03:56 AM

icq 56700937

FredIsMe · 01-23-2006, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy3way

I just noticed that I've been registered here for like 5 years and my post count is only 2,500. That's 500 posts per year which isn't even two full posts per day!

So I am outsourcing my nick.

I will pay $1 per post. Now if you're some dude in Mumbai this could be a lot of money. All I require is that you speakee English at least as good as me do and that at the end of each day you send me an email stating the gist of the day's posts and replies and the current post number (so I can pay you). I pay in US currency by PayPal or Epassporte.

my icq is 41753012

xxxjay · 01-23-2006, 04:59 AM

Jimmy -- good to see you are out of the clink!

jimmy3way · 01-23-2006, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Jimmy -- good to see you are out of the clink!

Out of the clink? Hell no, I paid some crack whore to keister me in a laptop and wireless modem one piece at a time during our conjugals. This here is your man 3way reporting live from cellblock D. It took her like 5 visits to get me all the pieces, it took me a year and a half to get the goddamn thing to work.

beta-tester · 01-23-2006, 07:20 AM

hehe, nice offer.... But I don't think you'll get any reputation with posts you are not made. Just post and do your best, and I bet reputation will come ;)

It's ridicules to give your nick to someone else to post as you... It's only my opinion though

marzzo · 01-23-2006, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy3way

.. All I require is that you speakee English at least as good as me do ...

JD · 01-23-2006, 08:48 AM

shiiiiit....if you're paying a buck a post I'll fucking do it. see sig for icq

TommyBlaze · 01-23-2006, 08:56 AM

This will be interesting...

Farang · 01-23-2006, 09:00 AM

I will do it for $1 per post

icq 338111598

jimmy3way · 01-23-2006, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester

hehe, nice offer.... But I don't think you'll get any reputation with posts you are not made. Just post and do your best, and I bet reputation will come ;)

It's ridicules to give your nick to someone else to post as you... It's only my opinion though

That's ludicrious, all the top nicks have been outsourced. Besides nobody really reads what you post, they just look at the number. Learn the rules of the game, kid.

ssp · 01-23-2006, 10:03 AM

hahaha classic!

BV · 01-23-2006, 10:04 AM

hahaha nice thread

Rochard · 01-23-2006, 10:04 AM

Where do I sign up?

jimmy3way · 01-23-2006, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard

Where do I sign up?

"Rochard", if I could afford you it'd be on, man. When did Richard hire you to post under his nick? Two years ago? I can't pay you what he pays you and I'm worried you might just fill my sig with Bunny Ranch links. But I AM looking for a clever self starter like you...this reminds me, I should give the real "Rochard" a call...

Spider Ninja · 01-29-2006, 11:12 AM

I could make 50 posts a day for you ;-)

jjjay · 01-29-2006, 11:13 AM

this opportunity will make me a millionaire... pick me! pick me!

Persignup Dustin · 01-29-2006, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy3way

I just noticed that I've been registered here for like 5 years and my post count is only 2,500. That's 500 posts per year which isn't even two full posts per day!

So I am outsourcing my nick.

I will pay $1 per post. Now if you're some dude in Mumbai this could be a lot of money. All I require is that you speakee English at least as good as me do and that at the end of each day you send me an email stating the gist of the day's posts and replies and the current post number (so I can pay you). I pay in US currency by PayPal or Epassporte.

I'm absolutely interested. Holler at me...

01-23-2006, 03:08 AM	#1
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01-23-2006, 03:11 AM	#2
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01-23-2006, 03:13 AM	#4
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01-23-2006, 07:20 AM	#20
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01-23-2006, 08:48 AM	#22
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01-29-2006, 11:13 AM	#31
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