Ever have to pass a drug test? - GoFuckYourself.com

brizzad · 01-22-2006, 05:16 PM

I have a day job selling merchant accounts for a fortune 500 bank. Tuesday I go in to take a drug and skills test for a big promotion (double the income).

Last wednesday was my last day smoking. Since then I've been taking 6 AZOs a day as directed, and today and tomorrow I'll be doing the whole potable aqua thing. Also, I've been drinking a shitload of cranberry juice.

I've got a good metabolism, and even though I smoked daily, it was usually only 1-3 bowls.

Any suggestions I can do these next 2 days just to make sure things go well?

tristan_D · 01-22-2006, 06:00 PM

honestly I have not gone thru a drug test but if I were to, I would come up with the list of all the drugs I took for at least the last 6 months. any medication or illegal substance that I took so at least I would have an idea of what would appear in the result.

After Shock Media · 01-22-2006, 06:04 PM

You knew you would be job hunting and you did not go for a pre 30 day clean cycle?

I know people swear by certain cleaners and shit but man that is to much risk to be placing in some herbal cleanser.

tony286 · 01-22-2006, 06:07 PM

1-3 bowls daily , I think NA would be the thing for you lol

Fah King · 01-22-2006, 06:08 PM

Haha I have passsed a shit load of them.
Here you go : Exctasy, amphitamins and coke stay In your Urine for about 3 days.

Thc: Stays in your Urine from 4 to 12 days.

If they will be doing a Hair Test , Its possible to go back 3 months.

Tips: You go positive for coke if you drank a lot of tonic water or bagels.

HorseShit · 01-22-2006, 06:09 PM

Depending on how long you have smoked for you have a fat chance of passing a drug test with what you are doing so far. You have only stopped smoking for a week and a half which isn't much. Your good metabolsm wont help much because it means if you exercise a bunch you will burn less calories (and fat) where THC is stored. My recommendation would be to research herbal products and get whatever is best.. At this point you don't have much time.

Donny · 01-22-2006, 06:11 PM

You pretty much have no chance of passing that test.

marketsmart · 01-22-2006, 06:15 PM

your fucked.... if they use any type of decent testing.....

Fah King · 01-22-2006, 06:16 PM

Any test that is Urine oriented is bullshit casue to many things can influence the right reading.

kristin · 01-22-2006, 06:16 PM

If it's a hair test, you're fucked. Plain and simple.

Piss test ... we'll have to see. I don't think a week is gonna cut it. They have the strips that you can buy and test yourself on.

I'm an avid smoker and I mean avid. I had to turn down a job cause they told me I had a drug test and while the job would have been great, I knew I couldn't pass it so I just told them I couldn't take it. No reason to waste my time or theirs.

HorseShit · 01-22-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

I'm an avid smoker and I mean avid. I had to turn down a job cause they told me I had a drug test and while the job would have been great, I knew I couldn't pass it so I just told them I couldn't take it. No reason to waste my time or theirs.

surfer on acid · 01-22-2006, 06:20 PM

go to your local smoke shop and ask them for this shit called terminator. i smoked 3 days before a drug test, drank this shit and passed with flying colors.

Donny · 01-22-2006, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by surfer on acid

go to your local smoke shop and ask them for this shit called terminator. i smoked 3 days before a drug test, drank this shit and passed with flying colors.

you're a surfer on acid. you hallucinated that entire experience.

polle54 · 01-22-2006, 06:29 PM

did a pissing test in the military along with some guys who did shitloads of drugs and some of them passed regardless to this... and some of them failed big

myjah · 01-22-2006, 06:37 PM

In your case, you might want to get a 'clean' friend to piss in one of those travel size shampoo bottles...had a friend who did that twice for job drug testing and it worked both times. The key is to make sure that the piss is still warm as they test the temperature right away.

And now that you've stopped smoking, don't start back! Sounds like you're up for a great job, be ashame to lose it!

HorseShit · 01-22-2006, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by myjah

In your case, you might want to get a 'clean' friend to piss in one of those travel size shampoo bottles...had a friend who did that twice for job drug testing and it worked both times. The key is to make sure that the piss is still warm as they test the temperature right away.

And now that you've stopped smoking, don't start back! Sounds like you're up for a great job, be ashame to lose it!

that might work, also tape it to your inner thigh way tucked up in to keep it warm warm warm

Matt 26z · 01-22-2006, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

that might work, also tape it to your inner thigh way tucked up in to keep it warm warm warm

The human body is 98.6 inside. Putting a bottle of piss in your crotch isn't going to reach that temp.

So you have three options.

A) Store it in your mouth.
B) Store it up your ass.
C) Small, portable heating device.

01-22-2006, 05:16 PM	#1
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	Ever have to pass a drug test? I have a day job selling merchant accounts for a fortune 500 bank. Tuesday I go in to take a drug and skills test for a big promotion (double the income). Last wednesday was my last day smoking. Since then I've been taking 6 AZOs a day as directed, and today and tomorrow I'll be doing the whole potable aqua thing. Also, I've been drinking a shitload of cranberry juice. I've got a good metabolism, and even though I smoked daily, it was usually only 1-3 bowls. Any suggestions I can do these next 2 days just to make sure things go well?

01-22-2006, 06:00 PM	#2
tristan_D Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 7,865	honestly I have not gone thru a drug test but if I were to, I would come up with the list of all the drugs I took for at least the last 6 months. any medication or illegal substance that I took so at least I would have an idea of what would appear in the result. __________________ Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

01-22-2006, 06:04 PM	#3
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01-22-2006, 06:08 PM	#5
Fah King Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: MTL Posts: 676	Haha I have passsed a shit load of them. Here you go : Exctasy, amphitamins and coke stay In your Urine for about 3 days. Thc: Stays in your Urine from 4 to 12 days. If they will be doing a Hair Test , Its possible to go back 3 months. Tips: You go positive for coke if you drank a lot of tonic water or bagels. __________________ "I use SplitInfinity Web Hosting and VOIP services" and its Great!

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Fah King Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: MTL Posts: 676	Any test that is Urine oriented is bullshit casue to many things can influence the right reading. __________________ "I use SplitInfinity Web Hosting and VOIP services" and its Great! Last edited by Fah King; 01-22-2006 at 06:17 PM..

01-22-2006, 06:07 PM	#4
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	1-3 bowls daily , I think NA would be the thing for you lol

01-22-2006, 06:09 PM	#6
HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	Depending on how long you have smoked for you have a fat chance of passing a drug test with what you are doing so far. You have only stopped smoking for a week and a half which isn't much. Your good metabolsm wont help much because it means if you exercise a bunch you will burn less calories (and fat) where THC is stored. My recommendation would be to research herbal products and get whatever is best.. At this point you don't have much time.

01-22-2006, 06:11 PM	#7
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	You pretty much have no chance of passing that test.

01-22-2006, 06:15 PM	#8
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	your fucked.... if they use any type of decent testing.....

01-22-2006, 06:16 PM	#10
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	If it's a hair test, you're fucked. Plain and simple. Piss test ... we'll have to see. I don't think a week is gonna cut it. They have the strips that you can buy and test yourself on. I'm an avid smoker and I mean avid. I had to turn down a job cause they told me I had a drug test and while the job would have been great, I knew I couldn't pass it so I just told them I couldn't take it. No reason to waste my time or theirs. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

01-22-2006, 06:20 PM	#12
surfer on acid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: can you find me? Posts: 778	go to your local smoke shop and ask them for this shit called terminator. i smoked 3 days before a drug test, drank this shit and passed with flying colors.

01-22-2006, 06:29 PM	#14
polle54 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Beach Posts: 4,626	did a pissing test in the military along with some guys who did shitloads of drugs and some of them passed regardless to this... and some of them failed big __________________ ICQ# 143561781

01-22-2006, 06:37 PM	#15
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	In your case, you might want to get a 'clean' friend to piss in one of those travel size shampoo bottles...had a friend who did that twice for job drug testing and it worked both times. The key is to make sure that the piss is still warm as they test the temperature right away. And now that you've stopped smoking, don't start back! Sounds like you're up for a great job, be ashame to lose it! __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]