OMG... Read this member's email to Princess Cameron - GoFuckYourself.com

xNetworx · 01-22-2006, 04:14 PM

I really hope this guy writes dirty stories for a living... he said "testicle-harvesting" in this email

Here is the email he sent:

Princess Cameron,

You'll probably think this sounds insincere, but I
have fucking honestly surfed upon thousands and
thousands of hot girls over the net over the past five
or so years, and I gotta admit that your face so
TOTALLY stood out in a page full of thumbs.

What hookled me so INSTANTLY were those peircing,
succubus eyes of yours, Princess Cameron.

Your eyes........I found myself pinching the head of
my erection between thumb and forefinger,
rhythmically, getting more and worked up, racking my
mind over what shade of silvery blueish gray those
mesmerizing, fucking cock-stiffeningly HOT fucking
eyes of yours are. They are the kind of eyes, Princess
Cameron, that tell me you don't have too much problem
getting what you want out of guys.

Nothing IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD turns me on more,
Princess Cameron, than a testicle-harvesting,
cock-teasing, manipulative little seductress who can
make guys do things COMPLETELY against their best
interests (ditching girlfriends, emptying bank
accounts, or other soul-destroying sacrifices) just to
have the opportunity of having you, on top, slowly
riding, slamming, yanking and grinding your victim's
lucky cock, and staring him down, to the point of
fucking hypnosis, as you oh-so-softly whisper sweet
"brainwashings" to him.

I made a vow to myself not to sign up to a site, but
like I said earlier, you so instantly put an invisible
lasso around my fucking scrotum, Princess Cameron, and
started fucking TUGGING on it, HARDER and HARDER, the
more I tried, unsuccessfully, to take my eyes away
from those pussywhippingly sexy eyes of yours.

I am downloading the shit out of you.

You so evilly made my cock point right directly to my
wallet on the table, and in particular to the credit
card inside, which will go to more use (thongs,
perfume, small 'trinkets') pending on how much - and
especially how DETAILED - you reciprocate my emails,
concerning how you like to sensually manipulate, for
your own ends.

The more you can tighten the lasso's grip around my
nuts with descpritions of seduction conquests you've
partaken in, the more I'll spoil you with things that
you so sweetly, so manipulatively, ask me for,
Princess Cameron.

Waiting, stiff-cocked,
Robert

FelixFlow · 01-22-2006, 04:17 PM

hahahhahahaha that was nutz !!!

lol @ hit salutaion: "waiting stiff-cocked"

pr0 · 01-22-2006, 04:19 PM

dude sounds like a serial killer

PenetratinP · 01-22-2006, 04:19 PM

he's got some talent...he's probably in marketing or something.

JamesK2 · 01-22-2006, 04:21 PM

lol that's hilarious

I'd give him a signed photo

stickyfingerz · 01-22-2006, 04:22 PM

I put alot of time and thought into that.....

lol j/k

pr0 · 01-22-2006, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenetratinP

he's got some talent...he's probably in marketing or something.

na, he sounds like he's spent some time at a strip club

he knows how to work a girl for more than the usual by enticing them with more $ that he probably doesn't have

i wonder how detailed a message pimpin sent back ; )

EdgeXXX · 01-22-2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

dude sounds like a serial killer

I second that. Dude's a freak

polish_aristocrat · 01-22-2006, 04:31 PM

StuartD · 01-22-2006, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

I am downloading the shit out of you.

That's a new one

xNetworx · 01-22-2006, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

na, he sounds like he's spent some time at a strip club

he knows how to work a girl for more than the usual by enticing them with more $ that he probably doesn't have

i wonder how detailed a message pimpin sent back ; )

I just sent him back a photo of *******... jk... i only do that to asshole members

Donny · 01-22-2006, 04:34 PM

I see you appreciate my writing skills. You gotta admit, she's special.

RRRED · 01-22-2006, 04:35 PM

Hahaha nice... make sure and show us what you write back!

Manowar · 01-22-2006, 04:36 PM

omg

FleshJoe2005 · 01-22-2006, 04:36 PM

She does have a pretty hot bod and some eyes to die for.

Where do I sign up to market her?

xNetworx · 01-22-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJoe2005

She does have a pretty hot bod and some eyes to die for.

Where do I sign up to market her?

www.weconvert.com

PPS or Revshare
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candyflip · 01-22-2006, 04:38 PM

I think it's about time you get yourself a new TV.

xNetworx · 01-22-2006, 04:39 PM

This message is hidden because candyflip is on your ignore list.

datatank · 01-22-2006, 04:39 PM

so evilly made my cock point right directly to my
wallet on the table, and in particular to the credit
card inside,

NICE !!!

Mr. Romance · 01-22-2006, 04:39 PM

You are changing lives.....one member at a time!

candyflip · 01-22-2006, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

This message is hidden because candyflip is on your ignore list.

I still think she's a clown

Babagirls · 01-22-2006, 04:47 PM

i love how every guy says that they'll "never pay for porn", then when they do, they blame it/excuse it on "but this site is different" LOL

i love it

xNetworx · 01-22-2006, 04:50 PM

This message is hidden because candyflip is on your ignore list.

Candyflip =

NickB. · 01-22-2006, 04:53 PM

OMG! How pathetic is that?! Gotta love those fuckers though spending a lot of money in there

UtahSaints · 01-22-2006, 04:53 PM

jesus, sometime i almost feel bad taking their money...

NickB. · 01-22-2006, 04:54 PM

owwwww and before I forget..... CAmeron is HOT!

xNetworx · 01-22-2006, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickbaauw

owwwww and before I forget..... CAmeron is HOT!

Thanks man! She loves to hear that

candyflip · 01-22-2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

This message is hidden because candyflip is on your ignore list.

Candyflip =

You know damn well you're clicking and reading these.

Princess Cameron =

polle54 · 01-22-2006, 04:59 PM

wow this guy writes really well, somewhat a freak but he is definately not a guy who spend his life living in a box, It sounds like a well educated sex freak

xNetworx · 01-22-2006, 04:59 PM

Do you guys remember the video staring GFY's own Candyflip ? I can't believe you made this dude. You are so fuckin ghey!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...27961929&q=sex

jmk · 01-22-2006, 05:02 PM

hahahhahahah WOW

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 01-22-2006, 05:02 PM

You should hire him to write reviews.

polle54 · 01-22-2006, 05:05 PM

and thats the first time I saw her site

I can understand the freak for loving her eyes, she is really really HOT.... she must convert very well for the right audience.

Wiggles · 01-22-2006, 05:05 PM

haha that was really creepy!

candyflip · 01-22-2006, 05:06 PM

Yes...that is me. I contracted reverse Viteligo.

I have gone from white to black.

Your chick still looks like a clown, what do they call that ailment?

NickB. · 01-22-2006, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickbaauw

owwwww and before I forget..... CAmeron is HOT!

I'm number 1000 to mention this today huh?

http://princesscameron.com/trailers/pink.wmv

Damn... check that ASS!

RedShoe · 01-22-2006, 05:18 PM

My wife says, you need to send an email back as Princess Cameron. She says all you need to do is tell him to forget about the gifts, just be a member for life.

You dummies just want to laugh at him. I'm so glad I have her on my marketing team.

georgeyw · 01-22-2006, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

I still think she's a clown

Clown face is the new babes niche

xNetworx · 01-22-2006, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

Clown face is the new babes niche

Whatever, have fun beating your cocks or porking your fugly significant other tonight while I'm out with Cameron and her hot friends sippin drinks while their booty dances put me into an erotic trance as I puff on a cig... Ha, Losers

Shoehorn! · 01-22-2006, 06:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, hilarious. I am espescially fond of the "I am downloading the shit out of you" part.

myjah · 01-22-2006, 06:18 PM

Well...she does have awesome eyes

This guy sounds like he's perfect for milking.

Tempest · 01-22-2006, 06:47 PM

But the real question should be... Can we legally use excerpts from that email in our own promotions.. That's some good writing and will probably do wonders to generating some sales.

NickB. · 01-22-2006, 06:52 PM

10$ per exclusive picture
75$ for used thong
120$ for bag with pubic hairs from her pussy

Have him send her money to go out and buy clothes and pose for him at 10$ a pic....

Thats where you start! next....

50$ for a dildo with his name on it, 10$ per pic

See howmuch cash he has..... He's asking for it LOL!

Promo Chicks · 01-22-2006, 06:56 PM

I hope you didn't put your home address on the domain registration

RRACY · 01-22-2006, 06:59 PM

I'm not sure what to make of that scribble but it may not be good idea to give out your address.

01-22-2006, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Whatever, have fun beating your cocks or porking your fugly significant other tonight while I'm out with Cameron and her hot friends sippin drinks while their booty dances put me into an erotic trance as I puff on a cig... Ha, Losers

So.. where am I meeting up with you guys tonight?

XMaster · 01-22-2006, 07:04 PM

"You so evilly made my cock point right directly to my
wallet on the table"

Awesome

JD · 01-22-2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Whatever, have fun beating your cocks or porking your fugly significant other tonight while I'm out with Cameron and her hot friends sippin drinks while their booty dances put me into an erotic trance as I puff on a cig... Ha, Losers

damn dude. I NEED to party with you!

xNetworx · 01-22-2006, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

damn dude. I NEED to party with you!

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

So.. where am I meeting up with you guys tonight?

Whats up my ace boon coons. Come to the Phoenix Forum and we will take a field trip pimpporn style.

Nom_is · 01-22-2006, 07:31 PM

This is an accurate portrayal of how the 40 year old virgin would've played out, had it been a documentary and not a comedy.

01-22-2006, 04:14 PM	#1
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	OMG... Read this member's email to Princess Cameron I really hope this guy writes dirty stories for a living... he said "testicle-harvesting" in this email Here is the email he sent: Princess Cameron, You'll probably think this sounds insincere, but I have fucking honestly surfed upon thousands and thousands of hot girls over the net over the past five or so years, and I gotta admit that your face so TOTALLY stood out in a page full of thumbs. What hookled me so INSTANTLY were those peircing, succubus eyes of yours, Princess Cameron. Your eyes........I found myself pinching the head of my erection between thumb and forefinger, rhythmically, getting more and worked up, racking my mind over what shade of silvery blueish gray those mesmerizing, fucking cock-stiffeningly HOT fucking eyes of yours are. They are the kind of eyes, Princess Cameron, that tell me you don't have too much problem getting what you want out of guys. Nothing IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD turns me on more, Princess Cameron, than a testicle-harvesting, cock-teasing, manipulative little seductress who can make guys do things COMPLETELY against their best interests (ditching girlfriends, emptying bank accounts, or other soul-destroying sacrifices) just to have the opportunity of having you, on top, slowly riding, slamming, yanking and grinding your victim's lucky cock, and staring him down, to the point of fucking hypnosis, as you oh-so-softly whisper sweet "brainwashings" to him. I made a vow to myself not to sign up to a site, but like I said earlier, you so instantly put an invisible lasso around my fucking scrotum, Princess Cameron, and started fucking TUGGING on it, HARDER and HARDER, the more I tried, unsuccessfully, to take my eyes away from those pussywhippingly sexy eyes of yours. I am downloading the shit out of you. You so evilly made my cock point right directly to my wallet on the table, and in particular to the credit card inside, which will go to more use (thongs, perfume, small 'trinkets') pending on how much - and especially how DETAILED - you reciprocate my emails, concerning how you like to sensually manipulate, for your own ends. The more you can tighten the lasso's grip around my nuts with descpritions of seduction conquests you've partaken in, the more I'll spoil you with things that you so sweetly, so manipulatively, ask me for, Princess Cameron. Waiting, stiff-cocked, Robert

01-22-2006, 04:17 PM	#2
FelixFlow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,779	hahahhahahaha that was nutz !!! lol @ hit salutaion: "waiting stiff-cocked" __________________ ICQ: 643 339 687

01-22-2006, 04:19 PM	#3
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	dude sounds like a serial killer __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

01-22-2006, 04:21 PM	#5
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	lol that's hilarious I'd give him a signed photo __________________

01-22-2006, 04:31 PM	#9
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	__________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

01-22-2006, 04:19 PM	#4
PenetratinP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,689	he's got some talent...he's probably in marketing or something.

01-22-2006, 04:22 PM	#6
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,984	I put alot of time and thought into that..... lol j/k

01-22-2006, 04:34 PM	#12
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I see you appreciate my writing skills. You gotta admit, she's special.

01-22-2006, 04:35 PM	#13
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Hahaha nice... make sure and show us what you write back!

01-22-2006, 04:36 PM	#14
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	omg

01-22-2006, 04:36 PM	#15
FleshJoe2005 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 287	She does have a pretty hot bod and some eyes to die for. Where do I sign up to market her? __________________ I convert male sextoy traffic at ~1:30!!! Send me your traffic and we'll split 50-50. ICQ: 325-310-821

01-22-2006, 04:38 PM	#17
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	I think it's about time you get yourself a new TV. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

01-22-2006, 04:39 PM	#18
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	This message is hidden because candyflip is on your ignore list.

01-22-2006, 04:39 PM	#19
datatank Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac Posts: 5,471	so evilly made my cock point right directly to my wallet on the table, and in particular to the credit card inside, NICE !!!

01-22-2006, 04:39 PM	#20
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01-22-2006, 04:47 PM	#22
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01-22-2006, 04:50 PM	#23
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	This message is hidden because candyflip is on your ignore list. Candyflip =

01-22-2006, 04:53 PM	#24
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	OMG! How pathetic is that?! Gotta love those fuckers though spending a lot of money in there

01-22-2006, 04:53 PM	#25
UtahSaints Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1,538	jesus, sometime i almost feel bad taking their money... __________________ Enjoy Bucks - Enjoy Bucks

01-22-2006, 04:54 PM	#26
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	owwwww and before I forget..... CAmeron is HOT!

01-22-2006, 04:59 PM	#29
polle54 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Beach Posts: 4,626	wow this guy writes really well, somewhat a freak but he is definately not a guy who spend his life living in a box, It sounds like a well educated sex freak __________________ ICQ# 143561781

01-22-2006, 05:02 PM	#31
jmk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,391	hahahhahahah WOW

01-22-2006, 05:02 PM	#32
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	You should hire him to write reviews.

01-22-2006, 05:05 PM	#33
polle54 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Beach Posts: 4,626	and thats the first time I saw her site I can understand the freak for loving her eyes, she is really really HOT.... she must convert very well for the right audience. __________________ ICQ# 143561781

01-22-2006, 05:05 PM	#34
Wiggles Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 14,423	haha that was really creepy! __________________ no sig

01-22-2006, 05:06 PM	#35
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Yes...that is me. I contracted reverse Viteligo. I have gone from white to black. Your chick still looks like a clown, what do they call that ailment? __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

01-22-2006, 05:18 PM	#37
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	My wife says, you need to send an email back as Princess Cameron. She says all you need to do is tell him to forget about the gifts, just be a member for life. You dummies just want to laugh at him. I'm so glad I have her on my marketing team. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

01-22-2006, 06:15 PM	#40
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, hilarious. I am espescially fond of the "I am downloading the shit out of you" part. __________________

01-22-2006, 06:18 PM	#41
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	Well...she does have awesome eyes This guy sounds like he's perfect for milking. __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

01-22-2006, 06:47 PM	#42
Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	But the real question should be... Can we legally use excerpts from that email in our own promotions.. That's some good writing and will probably do wonders to generating some sales.

01-22-2006, 06:52 PM	#43
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	10$ per exclusive picture 75$ for used thong 120$ for bag with pubic hairs from her pussy Have him send her money to go out and buy clothes and pose for him at 10$ a pic.... Thats where you start! next.... 50$ for a dildo with his name on it, 10$ per pic See howmuch cash he has..... He's asking for it LOL!

01-22-2006, 06:56 PM	#44
Promo Chicks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: VENICE,CA. USA Posts: 470	I hope you didn't put your home address on the domain registration __________________ ...making a little cash, keeping our panties on.

01-22-2006, 06:59 PM	#45
RRACY Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,393	I'm not sure what to make of that scribble but it may not be good idea to give out your address. __________________ Sig Free

01-22-2006, 07:04 PM	#47
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01-22-2006, 07:31 PM	#50
Nom_is Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 197	This is an accurate portrayal of how the 40 year old virgin would've played out, had it been a documentary and not a comedy. __________________ ICQ# 314-721-978