OMG... Read this member's email to Princess Cameron
 

I really hope this guy writes dirty stories for a living... he said "testicle-harvesting" in this email :1orglaugh

Here is the email he sent:

Princess Cameron,

You'll probably think this sounds insincere, but I
have fucking honestly surfed upon thousands and
thousands of hot girls over the net over the past five
or so years, and I gotta admit that your face so
TOTALLY stood out in a page full of thumbs.

What hookled me so INSTANTLY were those peircing,
succubus eyes of yours, Princess Cameron.

Your eyes........I found myself pinching the head of
my erection between thumb and forefinger,
rhythmically, getting more and worked up, racking my
mind over what shade of silvery blueish gray those
mesmerizing, fucking cock-stiffeningly HOT fucking
eyes of yours are. They are the kind of eyes, Princess
Cameron, that tell me you don't have too much problem
getting what you want out of guys.

Nothing IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD turns me on more,
Princess Cameron, than a testicle-harvesting,
cock-teasing, manipulative little seductress who can
make guys do things COMPLETELY against their best
interests (ditching girlfriends, emptying bank
accounts, or other soul-destroying sacrifices) just to
have the opportunity of having you, on top, slowly
riding, slamming, yanking and grinding your victim's
lucky cock, and staring him down, to the point of
fucking hypnosis, as you oh-so-softly whisper sweet
"brainwashings" to him.

I made a vow to myself not to sign up to a site, but
like I said earlier, you so instantly put an invisible
lasso around my fucking scrotum, Princess Cameron, and
started fucking TUGGING on it, HARDER and HARDER, the
more I tried, unsuccessfully, to take my eyes away
from those pussywhippingly sexy eyes of yours.

I am downloading the shit out of you.

You so evilly made my cock point right directly to my
wallet on the table, and in particular to the credit
card inside, which will go to more use (thongs,
perfume, small 'trinkets') pending on how much - and
especially how DETAILED - you reciprocate my emails,
concerning how you like to sensually manipulate, for
your own ends.

The more you can tighten the lasso's grip around my
nuts with descpritions of seduction conquests you've
partaken in, the more I'll spoil you with things that
you so sweetly, so manipulatively, ask me for,
Princess Cameron.

Waiting, stiff-cocked,
Robert

hahahhahahaha that was nutz !!!

lol @ hit salutaion: "waiting stiff-cocked"



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dude sounds like a serial killer :1orglaugh

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he's got some talent...he's probably in marketing or something.

lol that's hilarious

I'd give him a signed photo

I put alot of time and thought into that..... :uhoh lol j/k

na, he sounds like he's spent some time at a strip club

he knows how to work a girl for more than the usual by enticing them with more $ that he probably doesn't have :1orglaugh

i wonder how detailed a message pimpin sent back ; )

I second that. Dude's a freak :1orglaugh

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That's a new one :eek7

I just sent him back a photo of *******... jk... i only do that to asshole members :winkwink:

I see you appreciate my writing skills. You gotta admit, she's special.

Hahaha nice... make sure and show us what you write back!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh omg

She does have a pretty hot bod and some eyes to die for.

Where do I sign up to market her? :)

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I think it's about time you get yourself a new TV. :thumbsup

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so evilly made my cock point right directly to my
wallet on the table, and in particular to the credit
card inside,

NICE !!!

You are changing lives.....one member at a time!

I still think she's a clown :1orglaugh

i love how every guy says that they'll "never pay for porn", then when they do, they blame it/excuse it on "but this site is different" LOL

i love it :thumbsup

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OMG! How pathetic is that?! Gotta love those fuckers though spending a lot of money in there :thumbsup

jesus, sometime i almost feel bad taking their money...

owwwww and before I forget..... CAmeron is HOT! :thumbsup

Thanks man! She loves to hear that :thumbsup

You know damn well you're clicking and reading these. :1orglaugh

Princess Cameron =

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...li_peppers.jpg

wow this guy writes really well, somewhat a freak but he is definately not a guy who spend his life living in a box, It sounds like a well educated sex freak :1orglaugh

Do you guys remember the video staring GFY's own Candyflip ? I can't believe you made this dude. You are so fuckin ghey!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...27961929&q=sex

hahahhahahah WOW

You should hire him to write reviews.

and thats the first time I saw her site

I can understand the freak for loving her eyes, she is really really HOT.... she must convert very well for the right audience.

haha that was really creepy!

Yes...that is me. I contracted reverse Viteligo.

I have gone from white to black.

Your chick still looks like a clown, what do they call that ailment?

I'm number 1000 to mention this today huh? :thumbsup

http://princesscameron.com/trailers/pink.wmv

Damn... check that ASS! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

My wife says, you need to send an email back as Princess Cameron. She says all you need to do is tell him to forget about the gifts, just be a member for life.

You dummies just want to laugh at him. I'm so glad I have her on my marketing team.
:winkwink:

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Clown face is the new babes niche

Whatever, have fun beating your cocks or porking your fugly significant other tonight while I'm out with Cameron and her hot friends sippin drinks while their booty dances put me into an erotic trance as I puff on a cig... Ha, Losers :upsidedow

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, hilarious. I am espescially fond of the "I am downloading the shit out of you" part. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Well...she does have awesome eyes :thumbsup This guy sounds like he's perfect for milking.

But the real question should be... Can we legally use excerpts from that email in our own promotions.. That's some good writing and will probably do wonders to generating some sales.

10$ per exclusive picture
75$ for used thong
120$ for bag with pubic hairs from her pussy

Have him send her money to go out and buy clothes and pose for him at 10$ a pic....

Thats where you start! next....

50$ for a dildo with his name on it, 10$ per pic

See howmuch cash he has..... He's asking for it LOL!

I hope you didn't put your home address on the domain registration

I'm not sure what to make of that scribble but it may not be good idea to give out your address.:1orglaugh

So.. where am I meeting up with you guys tonight? :pimp

"You so evilly made my cock point right directly to my
wallet on the table"

Awesome :1orglaugh

damn dude. I NEED to party with you!

Whats up my ace boon coons. Come to the Phoenix Forum and we will take a field trip pimpporn style.

This is an accurate portrayal of how the 40 year old virgin would've played out, had it been a documentary and not a comedy.