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AaronM · 01-21-2006, 04:56 PM

Does anybody have a spare cover sheet for my TPS reports?

I seem to have misplaced the memo.

Hardlinks · 01-21-2006, 04:57 PM

No, but i do beleive thats my stapler.

MrIzzz · 01-21-2006, 05:00 PM

AaronM · 01-21-2006, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hardlinks

No, but i do beleive thats my stapler.

The name Milton is written on it.

Nice try though.

pornstar2pac · 01-21-2006, 05:23 PM

I need you to come in work tomorrow, Sunday.

rightttttttttt

Hardlinks · 01-21-2006, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac

I need you to come in work tomorrow, Sunday.

rightttttttttt

That's easy, I'd do two chicks"

Gardner · 01-21-2006, 06:27 PM

I believe the required minimum was 15 pieces of flair, but if you really wanted to express yourself you would, of course, wear more

RevSand · 01-21-2006, 07:00 PM

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

CuriousToyBoy · 01-21-2006, 07:06 PM

The Fucking Printer Jammed Again !!!!!!

RevSand · 01-21-2006, 07:17 PM

Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

pr0 · 01-21-2006, 07:21 PM

I specifically asked for no salt on my margarita

no salt

UtahSaints · 01-21-2006, 07:41 PM

Priceless.... Hello Peter..

PS: who's got my red stapler???

EdgeXXX · 01-21-2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0

I specifically asked for no salt on my margarita

no salt

Linguist · 01-21-2006, 07:51 PM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/officespace-prank.html

CCBillJames · 01-21-2006, 08:40 PM

Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

...No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Dwreck · 01-21-2006, 08:45 PM

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

sickkittens · 01-21-2006, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

So true.

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Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do? Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well yeah. Peter Gibbons: Nothing. Lawrence: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing. Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit. __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout