I have a major problem.
 

Does anybody have a spare cover sheet for my TPS reports?

I seem to have misplaced the memo. :(

No, but i do beleive thats my stapler.

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The name Milton is written on it.

Nice try though. :thumbsup

I need you to come in work tomorrow, Sunday.


rightttttttttt

That's easy, I'd do two chicks"

I believe the required minimum was 15 pieces of flair, but if you really wanted to express yourself you would, of course, wear more

I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

The Fucking Printer Jammed Again !!!!!!

Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

I specifically asked for no salt on my margarita

no salt

Priceless.... Hello Peter..
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PS: who's got my red stapler???

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Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

...No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

So true. :thumbsup