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Rochard · 01-19-2006, 08:53 PM

What bad things have you done?

When I was 29 I was in college. I went a business college where you were required to show up in "full dress code". I worked the front desk of a Comfort Inn during the day, and attended school from 5pm until 11pm five days a week. It was a great job while I studied computers at night I had a small network of computers to fuck with during the day.

The only chance for me to get away was Christmas and Summer break in July. Afer a year of working there - and being the most senior employee - I asked for a week off for Chrismas and was told "no".

Wrong answer.

Two weeks before Christmas I gave notice, and Christmas Eve I found myself in SoCal. I dialed in on a laptop the computer network at the hotel, triggered a small virus that I had left behind, and deleted everything on all six computers.

Merry Fucking Christmas!

Your turn.

Z · 01-19-2006, 08:55 PM

You're a sinner.

As tempted as I am to tell on myself here, I think I'll save the good stories for drunkedness in Costa Rica. :-)

avalanche · 01-19-2006, 08:57 PM

You're my hero!

jimmy3way · 01-19-2006, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

What bad things have you done?

This is one of those fake bad confession threads.

I've done plenty of bad shit but none of it falls into the fun, happy, naughty bad category.

Damn you Richard, damn you.

Spunky · 01-19-2006, 08:57 PM

I took advantage of my buddies blind girlfriend

sfera · 01-19-2006, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I took advantage of my buddies blind girlfriend

lmao blind?

Spunky · 01-19-2006, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sfera

lmao blind?

She was very beautiful and she didn't know it was me

Always was a fantasy of mine..no shit

Rinaldo · 01-19-2006, 09:03 PM

I let my friends dog lick peanut butter off my balls

Rochard · 01-19-2006, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by johnafacade

You're a sinner.

As tempted as I am to tell on myself here, I think I'll save the good stories for drunkedness in Costa Rica. :-)

Indeed I am a sinner.

Rochard · 01-19-2006, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

She was very beautiful and she didn't know it was me

Always was a fantasy of mine..no shit

That's downright scary.

mikeyddddd · 01-19-2006, 09:24 PM

My name is not Earl.

xNetworx · 01-19-2006, 09:27 PM

I rubbed one out in my Grandma's bathroom in the middle of the afternoon. Does that count?

Spunky · 01-19-2006, 09:29 PM

I once did a cigar face at a local Denny's.. A cigar face is when you press your ass against the window and take a shit

PixeLs · 01-19-2006, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rinaldo

I let my friends dog lick peanut butter off my balls

Got nothing to worry as long as the dog loves it..

sonofsam · 01-19-2006, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I once did a cigar face at a local Denny's.. A cigar face is when you press your ass against the window and take a shit

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MikeVega · 01-19-2006, 10:45 PM

it would be a long thread if i started listing .... but i can say that the list has gotten smaller in the recent past ... a few years ago I did a full start over and never looked back ..(not drug related) but crimes and behavior none the less

2HousePlague · 01-19-2006, 10:45 PM

I didn't do it. But I feel like I should have warned somebody as soon as I became aware the possibility existed --

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-19-2006, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RocHard

What bad things have you done?

Your Mom promised me not to tell...er, Son.

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Persignup Dustin · 01-19-2006, 10:53 PM

Ummm...I burned a memory book once...

Spunky · 01-19-2006, 10:55 PM

I masturbated from a Sears catalog

Pornwolf · 01-19-2006, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I took advantage of my buddies blind girlfriend

Whoa, now that's fucked up. But I bet she knew it was you... she was just playing along for plausible deniabilities sake!

brand0n · 01-19-2006, 11:03 PM

i took a toad from a friend of mines 9 year old daughter, didnt know what to do with it and tossed it in the woods (i honestly figured i was doing the best thing, she shouldnt be playin with those things right?)

shes now 16 and brings it up every time i see her.. fuckin dramatised her

Vitasoy · 01-20-2006, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I took advantage of my buddies blind girlfriend

I think this takes the cake.

Scrapper · 01-20-2006, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Rinaldo

I let my friends dog lick peanut butter off my balls

....I was his friend with the dog.

tristan_D · 01-20-2006, 12:49 AM

I barged into the room of my ex's new BF and punch holes in his condoms

01-19-2006, 08:53 PM	#1
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,022	What bad things have you done? What bad things have you done? When I was 29 I was in college. I went a business college where you were required to show up in "full dress code". I worked the front desk of a Comfort Inn during the day, and attended school from 5pm until 11pm five days a week. It was a great job while I studied computers at night I had a small network of computers to fuck with during the day. The only chance for me to get away was Christmas and Summer break in July. Afer a year of working there - and being the most senior employee - I asked for a week off for Chrismas and was told "no". Wrong answer. Two weeks before Christmas I gave notice, and Christmas Eve I found myself in SoCal. I dialed in on a laptop the computer network at the hotel, triggered a small virus that I had left behind, and deleted everything on all six computers. Merry Fucking Christmas! Your turn. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	You're a sinner. As tempted as I am to tell on myself here, I think I'll save the good stories for drunkedness in Costa Rica. :-)

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MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	it would be a long thread if i started listing .... but i can say that the list has gotten smaller in the recent past ... a few years ago I did a full start over and never looked back ..(not drug related) but crimes and behavior none the less __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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