What bad things have you done?
 

What bad things have you done?

When I was 29 I was in college. I went a business college where you were required to show up in "full dress code". I worked the front desk of a Comfort Inn during the day, and attended school from 5pm until 11pm five days a week. It was a great job while I studied computers at night I had a small network of computers to fuck with during the day.

The only chance for me to get away was Christmas and Summer break in July. Afer a year of working there - and being the most senior employee - I asked for a week off for Chrismas and was told "no".

Wrong answer.

Two weeks before Christmas I gave notice, and Christmas Eve I found myself in SoCal. I dialed in on a laptop the computer network at the hotel, triggered a small virus that I had left behind, and deleted everything on all six computers.

Merry Fucking Christmas!

Your turn.

You're a sinner.

As tempted as I am to tell on myself here, I think I'll save the good stories for drunkedness in Costa Rica. :-)

You're my hero!

This is one of those fake bad confession threads.

I've done plenty of bad shit but none of it falls into the fun, happy, naughty bad category.

Damn you Richard, damn you.

I took advantage of my buddies blind girlfriend

lmao blind?

:thumbsup

She was very beautiful and she didn't know it was me :winkwink: Always was a fantasy of mine..no shit

I let my friends dog lick peanut butter off my balls

Indeed I am a sinner.

That's downright scary.

My name is not Earl.

I rubbed one out in my Grandma's bathroom in the middle of the afternoon. Does that count?

I once did a cigar face at a local Denny's.. A cigar face is when you press your ass against the window and take a shit

Got nothing to worry as long as the dog loves it..

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it would be a long thread if i started listing .... but i can say that the list has gotten smaller in the recent past ... a few years ago I did a full start over and never looked back ..(not drug related) but crimes and behavior none the less

I didn't do it. But I feel like I should have warned somebody as soon as I became aware the possibility existed -- :(

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Your Mom promised me not to tell...er, Son.

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Ummm...I burned a memory book once... :(

I masturbated from a Sears catalog

Whoa, now that's fucked up. But I bet she knew it was you... she was just playing along for plausible deniabilities sake! :1orglaugh

i took a toad from a friend of mines 9 year old daughter, didnt know what to do with it and tossed it in the woods (i honestly figured i was doing the best thing, she shouldnt be playin with those things right?)

shes now 16 and brings it up every time i see her.. fuckin dramatised her

I think this takes the cake. :error

....I was his friend with the dog.

I barged into the room of my ex's new BF and punch holes in his condoms :1orglaugh