ATTENTION all Chio fans - I have an announcement - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 01:28 PM

In accordance with the government of Costa Rica, Chio has been given the green light to perform a rendition of "Feels so Good" by Chuck Mangione on his French Horn. As many of you may or may not know, Chio was one of the greatest French Horn players in all the land (of courese Chio isn't his real name, so don't try to confirm this fact), in the mid-80s he played the French Horn for Diplomats of 13 different countries, Costa Rica being one of them.

So, if you're interested in attending this concert, post your name and how many tickets you want.

Nicky · 01-19-2006, 01:34 PM

Can I bring my friend Vinnie the crack pipe?

Jace · 01-19-2006, 01:34 PM

i can't tell if this is a joke or not...considering they aren't saying where he will be playing, I am thinking a joke

but to be honest, Chio always has nice suprises

PSGuru · 01-19-2006, 01:36 PM

Didn't Chuck Mangione play the Flugelhorn?

EdgeXXX · 01-19-2006, 01:36 PM

seeric · 01-19-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

In accordance with the government of Costa Rica, Chio has been given the green light to perform a rendition of "Feels so Good" by Chuck Mangione on his French Horn. As many of you may or may not know, Chio was one of the greatest French Horn players in all the land (of courese Chio isn't his real name, so don't try to confirm this fact), in the mid-80s he played the French Horn for Diplomats of 13 different countries, Costa Rica being one of them.

So, if you're interested in attending this concert, post your name and how many tickets you want.

we should have him play "live" french horn with the Ibizan Sunset Sessions that we are doing on the Friday and Saturday sunsets in CR.

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

Can I bring my friend Vinnie the crack pipe?

Yes, but if he is over the age of 6 you'll have to buy a childs ticket.

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

but to be honest, Chio always has nice suprises

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PSGuru

Didn't Chuck Mangione play the Flugelhorn?

Possibly, but Chio will be doing a rendition. Much like how Iron Butterfly transformed the organ from something churchy to something rock and rolly, in their hit song In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

dropped9 · 01-19-2006, 01:59 PM

I need 10 tickets. Can I come naked?

Theo The Theologian · 01-19-2006, 02:02 PM

Chio's horn playing is the best I've heard. It's as if he sold his soul to the guy that buys them.

RRRED · 01-19-2006, 02:05 PM

Awww I hate having my emotions played with like that. Cuz I'd be totally down.

On a side note, if there's any orchestra style concerts during that time and anyone wants to go, count me in!!

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

I need 10 tickets. Can I come naked?

Only if you keep playing my requests.

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by RRRED

Awww I hate having my emotions played with like that. Cuz I'd be totally down.

On a side note, if there's any orchestra style concerts during that time and anyone wants to go, count me in!!

I'll put on an organ concert for you.

Chio The Pirate · 01-19-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Chio The Pirate · 01-19-2006, 02:25 PM

YARGH! Here be a pic from me horn playin' days.

pornguy · 01-19-2006, 02:26 PM

I will be bringing Mini Me!

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! Here be a pic from me horn playin' days.

Sosa · 01-19-2006, 02:29 PM

shoehorn and chio. automatically update my sites with the new autoblogger! lol

Quagmire · 01-19-2006, 03:12 PM

Will his parrot be accompanying him on the flute?

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

Will his parrot be accompanying him on the flute?

No, Jim (the parrot) plays the banjo.

Quagmire · 01-19-2006, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

No, Jim (the parrot) plays the banjo.

Before I start getting a Deliverance vibe I'm going to stop asking questions. Its just safer that way.

Harmon · 01-19-2006, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

In accordance with the government of Costa Rica, Chio has been given the green light to perform a rendition of "Feels so Good" by Chuck Mangione on his French Horn. As many of you may or may not know, Chio was one of the greatest French Horn players in all the land (of courese Chio isn't his real name, so don't try to confirm this fact), in the mid-80s he played the French Horn for Diplomats of 13 different countries, Costa Rica being one of them.

So, if you're interested in attending this concert, post your name and how many tickets you want.

Out of all the posters here at GFY, few make me laugh with their warped sense of humor. You sir, are one of them!

Thanks, needed that...

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Out of all the posters here at GFY, few make me laugh with their warped sense of humor. You sir, are one of them!

Thanks, needed that...

HAHA, thanks man, theres too much drama and bickering here and not enough good old fashioned fun.

sonofsam · 01-19-2006, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

HAHA, thanks man, theres too much drama and bickering here and not enough good old fashioned fun.

shut the hell up you fag

i bet you're not even a real shoe horn

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

shut the hell up you fag

i bet you're not even a real shoe horn

<DRAMA>

You're a fucking dead man. If I ever see you in real life I am going to run you over with my car, and its a Bugatti so it goes 230 mph and you can't outrun it even though you are used to running to the maple syrup factory you stupid canuck.

</DRAMA>

Chio The Pirate · 01-19-2006, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

<DRAMA>

You're a fucking dead man. If I ever see you in real life I am going to run you over with my car, and its a Bugatti so it goes 230 mph and you can't outrun it even though you are used to running to the maple syrup factory you stupid canuck.

</DRAMA>

sonofsam · 01-19-2006, 06:22 PM

yo btw, me and chio were talking.. and he wanted to tell you something... but didn't know how you would take it, or if you would understand etc etc...

so i told him i'd talk to you for him...

basically, he want's you to not get creeped out, if you wake up in the middle of the night and hes smelling your underwear

cool?

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

yo btw, me and chio were talking.. and he wanted to tell you something... but didn't know how you would take it, or if you would understand etc etc...

so i told him i'd talk to you for him...

basically, he want's you to not get creeped out, if you wake up in the middle of the night and hes smelling your underwear

cool?

<DRAMA>

</DRAMA>

Thanks for the heads up buddy.

sonofsam · 01-19-2006, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

<DRAMA>

SHUTUP.

</DRAMA>

Thanks for the heads up buddy.

real mature shoe horn... run away from your problems like you ALWAYS do

"mom.......... is dad drunk again?

"

Shoehorn! · 01-19-2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

real mature shoe horn... run away from your problems like you ALWAYS do

"mom.......... is dad drunk again?

"

Why don't you stick to the topic here, the fact that you regret not going through with getting those shoes tattooed on your feet.

jacked · 01-19-2006, 06:30 PM

you guys are fucked up individuals

Chio The Pirate · 01-19-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jacked

you guys are fucked up individuals

sonofsam · 01-19-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jacked

you guys are fucked up individuals

yo man why havn't you been answering my icqs?

i paid you 30 days ago to build a moat around my house with a draw bridge

these sharks can't sit in my sisters gold fish tank for much longer man...

Nicky · 01-19-2006, 07:00 PM

If your mama is my papa, does that mean that my sister is your uncle??

01-19-2006, 01:28 PM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	ATTENTION all Chio fans - I have an announcement In accordance with the government of Costa Rica, Chio has been given the green light to perform a rendition of "Feels so Good" by Chuck Mangione on his French Horn. As many of you may or may not know, Chio was one of the greatest French Horn players in all the land (of courese Chio isn't his real name, so don't try to confirm this fact), in the mid-80s he played the French Horn for Diplomats of 13 different countries, Costa Rica being one of them. So, if you're interested in attending this concert, post your name and how many tickets you want. __________________

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