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Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 01:28 PM

ATTENTION all Chio fans - I have an announcement
 
In accordance with the government of Costa Rica, Chio has been given the green light to perform a rendition of "Feels so Good" by Chuck Mangione on his French Horn. As many of you may or may not know, Chio was one of the greatest French Horn players in all the land (of courese Chio isn't his real name, so don't try to confirm this fact), in the mid-80s he played the French Horn for Diplomats of 13 different countries, Costa Rica being one of them.

So, if you're interested in attending this concert, post your name and how many tickets you want.

Nicky 01-19-2006 01:34 PM

Can I bring my friend Vinnie the crack pipe? :upsidedow :)

Jace 01-19-2006 01:34 PM

i can't tell if this is a joke or not...considering they aren't saying where he will be playing, I am thinking a joke

but to be honest, Chio always has nice suprises

PSGuru 01-19-2006 01:36 PM

Didn't Chuck Mangione play the Flugelhorn? :upsidedow :error

EdgeXXX 01-19-2006 01:36 PM

http://www.leedatasolutions.com/cowbell.jpg

seeric 01-19-2006 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
In accordance with the government of Costa Rica, Chio has been given the green light to perform a rendition of "Feels so Good" by Chuck Mangione on his French Horn. As many of you may or may not know, Chio was one of the greatest French Horn players in all the land (of courese Chio isn't his real name, so don't try to confirm this fact), in the mid-80s he played the French Horn for Diplomats of 13 different countries, Costa Rica being one of them.

So, if you're interested in attending this concert, post your name and how many tickets you want.

we should have him play "live" french horn with the Ibizan Sunset Sessions that we are doing on the Friday and Saturday sunsets in CR.

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
Can I bring my friend Vinnie the crack pipe? :upsidedow :)

Yes, but if he is over the age of 6 you'll have to buy a childs ticket.

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
but to be honest, Chio always has nice suprises

:winkwink:

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSGuru
Didn't Chuck Mangione play the Flugelhorn? :upsidedow :error

Possibly, but Chio will be doing a rendition. Much like how Iron Butterfly transformed the organ from something churchy to something rock and rolly, in their hit song In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

dropped9 01-19-2006 01:59 PM

I need 10 tickets. Can I come naked?

Theo The Theologian 01-19-2006 02:02 PM

Chio's horn playing is the best I've heard. It's as if he sold his soul to the guy that buys them.

RRRED 01-19-2006 02:05 PM

Awww I hate having my emotions played with like that. Cuz I'd be totally down.

On a side note, if there's any orchestra style concerts during that time and anyone wants to go, count me in!!

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
I need 10 tickets. Can I come naked?

Only if you keep playing my requests. :thumbsup

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED
Awww I hate having my emotions played with like that. Cuz I'd be totally down.

On a side note, if there's any orchestra style concerts during that time and anyone wants to go, count me in!!

I'll put on an organ concert for you. :Graucho

Chio The Pirate 01-19-2006 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

http://www.sharkyfarts.com/gallery/d...iowantsyou.jpg

Chio The Pirate 01-19-2006 02:25 PM

YARGH! Here be a pic from me horn playin' days.

http://www.sharkyfarts.com/gallery/d.../chiocycle.jpg

pornguy 01-19-2006 02:26 PM

I will be bringing Mini Me!

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH! Here be a pic from me horn playin' days.

http://www.sharkyfarts.com/gallery/d.../chiocycle.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sosa 01-19-2006 02:29 PM

shoehorn and chio. automatically update my sites with the new autoblogger! lol

Quagmire 01-19-2006 03:12 PM

Will his parrot be accompanying him on the flute?

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire
Will his parrot be accompanying him on the flute?

No, Jim (the parrot) plays the banjo.

Quagmire 01-19-2006 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
No, Jim (the parrot) plays the banjo.

Before I start getting a Deliverance vibe I'm going to stop asking questions. Its just safer that way.

Harmon 01-19-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
In accordance with the government of Costa Rica, Chio has been given the green light to perform a rendition of "Feels so Good" by Chuck Mangione on his French Horn. As many of you may or may not know, Chio was one of the greatest French Horn players in all the land (of courese Chio isn't his real name, so don't try to confirm this fact), in the mid-80s he played the French Horn for Diplomats of 13 different countries, Costa Rica being one of them.

So, if you're interested in attending this concert, post your name and how many tickets you want.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Out of all the posters here at GFY, few make me laugh with their warped sense of humor. You sir, are one of them! :thumbsup Thanks, needed that...

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Out of all the posters here at GFY, few make me laugh with their warped sense of humor. You sir, are one of them! :thumbsup Thanks, needed that...

HAHA, thanks man, theres too much drama and bickering here and not enough good old fashioned fun.

sonofsam 01-19-2006 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
HAHA, thanks man, theres too much drama and bickering here and not enough good old fashioned fun.

shut the hell up you fag

i bet you're not even a real shoe horn :2 cents:

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
shut the hell up you fag

i bet you're not even a real shoe horn :2 cents:

<DRAMA>

You're a fucking dead man. If I ever see you in real life I am going to run you over with my car, and its a Bugatti so it goes 230 mph and you can't outrun it even though you are used to running to the maple syrup factory you stupid canuck.

</DRAMA>

Chio The Pirate 01-19-2006 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
<DRAMA>

You're a fucking dead man. If I ever see you in real life I am going to run you over with my car, and its a Bugatti so it goes 230 mph and you can't outrun it even though you are used to running to the maple syrup factory you stupid canuck.

</DRAMA>

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap :1orglaugh :Oh crap :1orglaugh

sonofsam 01-19-2006 06:22 PM

:1orglaugh

yo btw, me and chio were talking.. and he wanted to tell you something... but didn't know how you would take it, or if you would understand etc etc...

so i told him i'd talk to you for him...

basically, he want's you to not get creeped out, if you wake up in the middle of the night and hes smelling your underwear

cool?

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
:1orglaugh

yo btw, me and chio were talking.. and he wanted to tell you something... but didn't know how you would take it, or if you would understand etc etc...

so i told him i'd talk to you for him...

basically, he want's you to not get creeped out, if you wake up in the middle of the night and hes smelling your underwear

cool?

<DRAMA>

http://yankme.com/images/smilies/shutup.gif

</DRAMA>



Thanks for the heads up buddy. :thumbsup

sonofsam 01-19-2006 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!
<DRAMA>

SHUTUP.

</DRAMA>



Thanks for the heads up buddy. :thumbsup

real mature shoe horn... run away from your problems like you ALWAYS do



"mom.......... is dad drunk again? :("

Shoehorn! 01-19-2006 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
real mature shoe horn... run away from your problems like you ALWAYS do



"mom.......... is dad drunk again? :("

Why don't you stick to the topic here, the fact that you regret not going through with getting those shoes tattooed on your feet.

jacked 01-19-2006 06:30 PM

you guys are fucked up individuals

Chio The Pirate 01-19-2006 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked
you guys are fucked up individuals


sonofsam 01-19-2006 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked
you guys are fucked up individuals

yo man why havn't you been answering my icqs?

i paid you 30 days ago to build a moat around my house with a draw bridge

these sharks can't sit in my sisters gold fish tank for much longer man... :2 cents:

Nicky 01-19-2006 07:00 PM

If your mama is my papa, does that mean that my sister is your uncle??


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