I can't get my 2 litre of coke open does that make me a wimp? - GoFuckYourself.com

mikesinner · 01-19-2006, 08:04 AM

tried for 2 minutes and couldn't do it. I'm the one who put it on though so I guess I must be pretty strong or at least my left hand is

ssp · 01-19-2006, 08:05 AM

here's a tip:

shake really well
pierce the bottle with a pair of scissors or a knife
enjoy coke

EroticySteve · 01-19-2006, 08:06 AM

Tap the cap on the edge of the counter.

Worse comes to worse, call it a loss and invest in new 2 liter.

Offer your paypal address and ask for donations for a new one.

Harmon · 01-19-2006, 08:08 AM

Use a wet towel or one of those rubber thingies for removing jar lids

mikesinner · 01-19-2006, 08:12 AM

I finally got it off. I planted my legs firmly and I used all my strength to get it off. You should have seen it I was letting out a war cry and everything lol

nico-t · 01-19-2006, 08:25 AM

hm interesting thread

lmao

ssp · 01-19-2006, 08:26 AM

i'm so glad you sorted it out. i was very worried i even phoned my family for advice.

u-Bob · 01-19-2006, 08:27 AM

no vid?

JUSTB · 01-19-2006, 08:42 AM

it doesn't make you a wimp

every once in a while you just get one that's impossible to open no matter what till you cut a hole with a knife

this only seems to happen when you're hungover and dehydrated though ; )

DutchTeenCash · 01-19-2006, 08:42 AM

when you DO have the cap off:

pierce a hole in the carp, put some coffeecreamer in the cap, screw it on, shake (a lot) and have fun

MickeyG · 01-19-2006, 08:43 AM

yes if you can't open a bottle of soda you should consider yourself a wimp.

mardigras · 01-19-2006, 08:59 AM

Time to switch to cans.

ServerGenius · 01-19-2006, 09:02 AM

Nah you were a wimp way before that

jacked · 01-19-2006, 09:03 AM

nope makes you a fucking pussy

SilentKnight · 01-19-2006, 09:24 AM

Put it in the freezer overnight. It'll open on its own.

adamthick · 01-19-2006, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

i'm so glad you sorted it out. i was very worried i even phoned my family for advice.

Manowar · 01-19-2006, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

i'm so glad you sorted it out. i was very worried i even phoned my family for advice.

Sosa · 01-19-2006, 10:21 AM

you fucking pussy!

G-Rotica · 01-19-2006, 10:27 AM

Do you throw like a girl also?

GlydeGirl · 01-19-2006, 11:26 AM

I think this means it's time to join a gym and start lifting weights!

tristan_D · 01-19-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp

here's a tip:

shake really well
pierce the bottle with a pair of scissors or a knife
enjoy coke

enjoy the coke all over your body

WME · 01-19-2006, 05:56 PM

you may be having sweaty palms that's why the cap wont stick

Skillz Unlimited · 01-19-2006, 06:06 PM

Super puss. You should have asked a chic to open it for you.

PixeLs · 01-19-2006, 07:38 PM

It sucks especially when you don't have your girlfriend to open it for you..

Persignup Dustin · 01-19-2006, 07:39 PM

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Vitasoy · 01-20-2006, 03:10 AM

You gotta be kidding me.

DamageX · 01-20-2006, 03:14 AM

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LaurieX · 01-20-2006, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JUSTB

it doesn't make you a wimp

every once in a while you just get one that's impossible to open no matter what till you cut a hole with a knife

this only seems to happen when you're hungover and dehydrated though ; )

Haha this is sooo true. The other day I was struggling to get the top off my 7 up. My face was turning red and my hand was hurting like crazy. I wasn't feeling well and thought I was going to cry LOL

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