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mikesinner 01-19-2006 08:04 AM

I can't get my 2 litre of coke open does that make me a wimp?
 
tried for 2 minutes and couldn't do it. I'm the one who put it on though so I guess I must be pretty strong or at least my left hand is

ssp 01-19-2006 08:05 AM

here's a tip:

shake really well
pierce the bottle with a pair of scissors or a knife
enjoy coke

EroticySteve 01-19-2006 08:06 AM

Tap the cap on the edge of the counter.

Worse comes to worse, call it a loss and invest in new 2 liter.

Offer your paypal address and ask for donations for a new one.

:)

Harmon 01-19-2006 08:08 AM

Use a wet towel or one of those rubber thingies for removing jar lids

mikesinner 01-19-2006 08:12 AM

I finally got it off. I planted my legs firmly and I used all my strength to get it off. You should have seen it I was letting out a war cry and everything lol

nico-t 01-19-2006 08:25 AM

hm interesting thread

lmao

ssp 01-19-2006 08:26 AM

i'm so glad you sorted it out. i was very worried i even phoned my family for advice.

u-Bob 01-19-2006 08:27 AM

no vid? :)

JUSTB 01-19-2006 08:42 AM

it doesn't make you a wimp

every once in a while you just get one that's impossible to open no matter what till you cut a hole with a knife

this only seems to happen when you're hungover and dehydrated though ; )

DutchTeenCash 01-19-2006 08:42 AM

when you DO have the cap off:

pierce a hole in the carp, put some coffeecreamer in the cap, screw it on, shake (a lot) and have fun :)

MickeyG 01-19-2006 08:43 AM

yes if you can't open a bottle of soda you should consider yourself a wimp.

mardigras 01-19-2006 08:59 AM

Time to switch to cans. :winkwink:

ServerGenius 01-19-2006 09:02 AM

Nah you were a wimp way before that :winkwink:

jacked 01-19-2006 09:03 AM

nope makes you a fucking pussy :)

SilentKnight 01-19-2006 09:24 AM

Put it in the freezer overnight. It'll open on its own.

adamthick 01-19-2006 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
i'm so glad you sorted it out. i was very worried i even phoned my family for advice.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 01-19-2006 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
i'm so glad you sorted it out. i was very worried i even phoned my family for advice.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sosa 01-19-2006 10:21 AM

you fucking pussy!

G-Rotica 01-19-2006 10:27 AM

Do you throw like a girl also?

GlydeGirl 01-19-2006 11:26 AM

I think this means it's time to join a gym and start lifting weights!

tristan_D 01-19-2006 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp
here's a tip:

shake really well
pierce the bottle with a pair of scissors or a knife
enjoy coke

enjoy the coke all over your body :1orglaugh

WME 01-19-2006 05:56 PM

you may be having sweaty palms that's why the cap wont stick

Skillz Unlimited 01-19-2006 06:06 PM

Super puss. You should have asked a chic to open it for you.

PixeLs 01-19-2006 07:38 PM

It sucks especially when you don't have your girlfriend to open it for you..

Persignup Dustin 01-19-2006 07:39 PM

Ahh...GFY posts...

Vitasoy 01-20-2006 03:10 AM

You gotta be kidding me. :)

DamageX 01-20-2006 03:14 AM

This thread is a perfect example of the direction GFY is going in... :(

LaurieX 01-20-2006 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JUSTB
it doesn't make you a wimp

every once in a while you just get one that's impossible to open no matter what till you cut a hole with a knife

this only seems to happen when you're hungover and dehydrated though ; )

Haha this is sooo true. The other day I was struggling to get the top off my 7 up. My face was turning red and my hand was hurting like crazy. I wasn't feeling well and thought I was going to cry LOL :helpme


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